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Nathan Explosion was having a great day. He woke up, ate some breakfast, and went to work at his metal shop.
Everything was going well until he got a call from his friend Pickles the Drummer.
Pickles told Nathan that he needed to come over to his house right away because something important was happening.
Nathan wasn't sure what to expect, but he trust Pickles, so he went over to his house.
When he got there, he saw Mary Magdalene smoking Salvia with Pickles.
Nathan was confused, but before he could say anything, Mary handed him a pipe and said,
"Here, try this."
Nathan didn't know what Salvia was, but he trusted Mary, so he smoked it.
Suddenly, he felt his mind opening up and he saw Jesus Christ standing in front of him.
Jesus looked at Nathan with love and compassion, but then He started shooting mind bullets at him.
Nathan tried to run away, but the mind bullets were too fast and they hit him all over his body.
He fell to the ground, bleeding to death.
As he lay there dying, all he could think about was how much pain he was in and how disappointed he was that Jesus had killed him.