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Tadashi spent his entire walk home thinking about the possibilities of their night. Atsumu and Terushima had been pouting all week about him coming home late and being too tired to really set up any sort of scene. They’d spent plenty of time a few weeks ago laying out potential kinks to bring into their ever-growing dynamic and now it was finally time to put the plans into action.
His boyfriends were both happy to let Tadashi take the lead when it came to planning things out. He thrived off of it if he’s being honest with himself. He had spent years trying to be submissive to men who didn’t know how to safely communicate their plans, or who tried playing off communication as “less spontaneous” and thus somehow less “exciting;” their words not his.
He had never thought of himself as dominant in any aspect of his life, until he met Terushima and Atsumu. They certainly weren’t planning anything. He loves his boyfriends, he does, but they could both be a bit tunnel-visioned at times so without his attention to detail they probably would end up hurting themselves by trying to dive headfirst into a kink they’ve never even researched.
So when he walked in the door to hear them both already moaning over whatever activity they had chosen for this evening he was only slightly caught off guard. He thought they’d wait for him, but in hindsight, he hadn’t actually told them he was getting off of work early today, so he couldn’t blame them. Except he absolutely would blame them because they’re both going to wear themselves out and he won’t be able to have any of the fun he was planning.
Could he join them? Yes.
Would he join them? No, out of spite.
So he does what any sane person would do: he ignores them.
He takes off his shoes in the entryway, hanging his keys on the cute little hooks he hung up for them when they all moved in together, and moves to the kitchen to look over their dinner options. He made a mental list of their choices, opting to ask his boyfriends their preferences first. He was considerate like that. He closed the refrigerator with a loud thump, before padding down the hallway and swinging the door open. He found theatrics a bit fun, especially when they included ignoring his boyfriends’ current state.
“So for dinner, I’m thinking we either order pizza because I really do not want to cook, or I could make ramen since it’s easy,” Tadashi calls from the doorway, blatantly ignoring the position he’s found his boyfriends in. Atsumu was hovering over Terushima, but from Tadashi’s spot in the doorway, he couldn’t quite tell how far along they had progressed into their… festivities.
“Ya could join us first and we can figure it out later,” Atsumu tosses over his shoulder with a smirk, Terushima nodding his head in agreement.
“’Dashi! We would’ve waited if we knew you were getting off at a decent time!”
“I’m leaning more towards pizza because sure ramen is easy but not cooking sounds way more appealing. The place I like best usually takes forever to deliver but by the time I shower and blow dry my hair, it should be almost done. Plus I need to remember to do my skincare routine for once.” He rambles off his mental to-do list as he moves further into the room. He pulls pajamas out of his nightstand and pulls the phone out to place his delivery order online. The blonds untangle themselves and sit upright on the bed, both taking a moment to sort out the situation.
“I think we fucked up Tsumu, I think we broke him.” Terushima nods towards Tadashi, who was undressing next to their laundry basket by the door to the bathroom while he was waiting for his shower to heat up.
“Nah, he can’t be mad at us. Look at him!”
“I AM , but I’m telling you he’s mad, there’s no way he’s ignoring us just for fun, he’s being a spiteful little shit and you know it!”
“Your whispers aren’t really a whisper if that’s what you’re going for Teru,” Tadashi calls over his shoulder before heading into the bathroom to hop in the shower.
“Ya know we could prolly finish before he’s done, it is his hair wash day.”
Atsumu barely finishes his sentence before a pillow hits him in the face.
“I’m already freaking out about the punishment he’s gonna come up with. Do you remember when I accidentally called him daddy in front of Tsukishima? He edged me for HOURS, Atsumu. I thought my dick was gonna fall off. This is easily 10 times worse than that. That’s it, I’m blaming you for this.”
“ ME ? Yer the one who said we had time!”
The two blonds bickered until they heard the soft click of the bathroom door opening, causing them both to quiet immediately.
“You two are acting weird, I didn’t tell you to stop. Have a good time, don’t mind me, you sounded like you were both enjoying yourselves.”
“It’s no fun without you,” Atsumu pouted.
“How could we continue when you’re usually the main event?” Terushima tries to sound innocent, even throwing in a slight head tilt. This tactic would usually work on Tadashie loves the flattery, and that head tilt is pretty damn cute, but not today.
A breathy chuckle leaves his lips. “You two can have fun without me, we all know that it’s okay, we discussed it ages ago.” Tadashi can hear them bickering behind him as he plucks at his eyebrows; he really should just let Terushima wax them next time he trims his hair. “Teru do you think you could-“
“Yes, if it will get you in this bed.”
Tadashi snorted at the comment but continued picking and prodding at the skin on his face, debating if it’s worth it to do his skin routine before dinner and ultimately deciding that it will have to wait until after pizza. He can hear their whispers behind him, because his boyfriends are not capable of being quiet.
“Do you really think he’s mad?”
“Big mad.”
“He ordered us pizza though, and that’s my favorite?”
“I’m telling you something isn’t sitting right with me, you know he’s been pent up for days and he didn’t even try to join us.”
To ease their confusion Tadashi finally turns around and approaches the bed. “I’m not mad, I’m just a little sad we can’t do any of the things I had planned for us because I just know you’re both too tired from your… activities today.” He pats them both on the cheek and gives them a quick wink before sauntering off to the living room to find something to watch on tv while waiting for his pizza.
Atsumu throws himself face-first into their pillows and lets out a muffled scream, meanwhile, Terushima starts to get dressed so he can try to find out more about these plans his boyfriend had just casually mentioned, and maybe even get some pizza.
After the pizza is gone and the three of them had all drifted into a lull in the conversation, Atsumu breaks, he can’t take the waiting another moment.
“So what was this plan of yers?”
“Hmmm, nothing much. I just had a few items I knew you both wanted to check off of our list but, ah… Maybe the next day we all have free time together we will get around to it.”
“‘Dashi-” Terushima groaned, he knew this wasn’t going to work out in his favor tonight but he was so frustrated. The least Tadashi could do was give them an idea of what was to come.
“Okay, if you insist,” Tadashi leans forward, with eyes gleaming and a smirk that has his boyfriends confused about whether they should be horny or afraid.
“For Atsumu, we were going to have temperature play checked off of our list, and for Terushima I have this cute little bunny outfit you could have worn while you watched us.”
A collective no is heard as Tadashi’s boyfriends mourn the loss of what could have been a great evening. Tadashi ignores their complaints as he continues on, “But that’s okay! We have plenty of time to try all of those things another day. What are everyone’s plans for tomorrow?”
“Uh, I thought it was obvious?” Atsumu shrugs, looking at Yuuji who by now is practically hopping out of his seat at the prospect of the day full of exploring new kinks with them.
“We want to do what you had planned for tonight!” Yuuji practically shouts before cupping his hands over his own mouth and sitting back, trying his best to reign in his excitement.
“Oh no, that won’t do. I have planned my whole day out.”
Atsumu and Yuuji share a look before silently agreeing they do not want to know the plan if it isn’t for sexy-fun-times-take-two.
“Okay since you two aren’t going to ask let me tell you how our day is going to go!” Tadashi chirps, enjoying this entirely too much. “First I was able to snag some time with a hairstylist at 10 in the morning-”
“TADASHI, THAT’S CHEATING!”
“Then I will be stopping by Hinata’s apartment to pick up a couple of things before we head to the train station.Would you boys like to know where we are going tomorrow afternoon?”
“Baby, please don’t tell me…”
“Oh, should it be a surprise? Okay, then don’t pack anything! I will pack our overnight bags, and you can slip on one of the spare Kageyama jerseys when we get to the game- I mean… oops?”
Atsumu lets his head fall to the table in defeat, meanwhile, Terushima has already forgotten his punishment and is too busy laughing at Atsumu’s theatrics.
“So all of those plans? They’ll be saved for next time.”
Tadashi rests his hand on his chin, his mind already buzzing at the endless possibilities these two might let him try. They will both sulk about it, but he knows they won’t mind. His hairstylist? Brunch with Semi, but Yuuji can sweat about it for a while longer. And the game? Atsumu may be Kageyama’s rival on the court, but once he is off the court, they have a mutual respect for each other, so he will only pretend to be bothered by it.