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Chapter 1.
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) emili, 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! adposi ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! CWOW ROX!
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Hi my name is Akaza Hakuji Soyama and I have short strawberry pink hair (that’s how I got my name) with black streaks and fuschia tips that reaches my mid neck and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Master Muzan (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gyutaro but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale green skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Infinity Castle in Japan where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside the Infinity Castle. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of slayers stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
“Hey Akaza!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Rengoku Kyojuro!
“What’s up Kyojuro?” I asked.
“Nothing!” he remarked shyly, twiddling his thumz.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
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AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!
Chapter 2.
AN: Fangz 2 cwowcwowcwowbawr 4 helpin me wif da chapta! BTW preps stop flaming ma story ok!
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The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant Hotaru Haganezuka t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.
My friend, Nakime (AN: Apodis dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green orb. She put on her Hotaru Haganezuka t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)
“OMFG, I saw you talking to Rengoku Kyojuro yesterday!” she said excitedly.
“Yeah? So?” I said, blushing.
“Do you like Kyojuro?” she asked as we went out of the Upper Moon common room and into the Great Hall.
“No I so fucking don’t!” I shouted.
“Yeah right!” she exclaimed. Just then, Kyojuro walked up to me.
“Hi.” he said.
“Hi.” I replied flirtily.
“Guess what.” he said.
“What?” I asked.
“Well, Step Spider are having a concert in the Entertaintment District.” he told me.
“Oh. My. Fucking. God!” I screamed. I love Step Spider. They are my favorite band, besides Hotaru Haganezuka.
“Well…. do you want to go with me?” he asked.
I gasped.
Chapter 3.
AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK! odderwize fangs 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reveiws! FANGS AGEN EMIJI! oh yeah, BTW I don’t own dis or da lyrics 4 STEPH SPYDIER.
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On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I read a depressing book while I waited and I listened to some Step Spider. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn’t put on foundation because I was pale anyway. I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert.
I went outside. Kyojuro was waiting there in front of his flying car. He was wearing a Final Push t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!).
“Hi Kyojuro!” I said in a depressed voice.
“Hi Akaza.” he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Step Spider and Kibutsuji. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Step Spider.
“You come in cold, you're covered in blood
They're all so happy you've arrived
The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom
She sets you free into this life.” sang Kyogai (I don’t own da lyrics 2 dat song).
“Kyogai is so fucking hot.” I said to Kyojuro, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.
Suddenly Kyojuro looked sad.
“What’s wrong?” I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.
“Hey, it’s ok I don’t like him better than YOU!” I said.
“Really?” asked Kyojuro sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.
“Really.” I said. “Besides I don’t even know Kyogai and he’s going out with Doma fucking Rotasu. I fucking hate that little bitch.” I said disgustedly, thinking of his ugly blonde face.
The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Kyojuro. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Kagaya and Kyogai for their autographs and photos with them. We got Step Spider concert tees. Kyojuro and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz, but Kyojuro didn’t go back into Infinity Castle, instead he drove the car into……………………… the Buterfly Estate!
Chapter 4.
AN: I sed stup flaming ok akaza’ s name is HAKUJI nut mary su OK! KOYWOJURO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!
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“KYOJURO!” I shouted. “What the fuck do you think you are doing?”
Kyojuro didn’t answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.
“What the fucking hell?” I asked angrily.
“Akaza?” he asked.
“What?” I snapped.
Kyojuro leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore.
And then…………… suddenly just as I Kyojuro kissed me passionately. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was…………………………………………………….Sanimae Shinsplintenagawa!!
Chapter 5.
AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson samnaie swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 kizzing! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!
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Sanme made and Kyojuro and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.
“You ludacris fools!” he shouted.
I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Kyojuro comforted me. When we went back to the castle Sawnme took us to Professor Shinobu and Professor Iguro who were both looking very angry.
“They were having kitssing in the Butterfly Estatet!” he yelled in a furious voice.
“Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?” asked Professor Shinobu.
“How dare you?” demanded Professor Iguro.
And then Kyojuro shrieked. “BECAUSE I LOVE HIM”
Everyone was quiet. Salami and Professor Shinobu still looked mad but Professor Iguro said. “Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms.”
Kyojuro and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.
“Are you okay, Akza?” Kyojuro asked me gently.
“Yeah I guess.” I lied. I went to the girl’s dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. When I came out….
Kyojuro was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing ‘I just wanna live’ by Step SPider. I was so flattered, even though he wasn’t supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room.
Chapter 6.
AN: shjt up prepz ok! PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows!
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The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with purple.
In the Great Hall, I ate some poor mans face with blood instead of blood, and a glass of red blood. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top.
“Bastard!” I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. He didn’t have glasses anymore and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like Kyojuros’s and there was no scar on his forhead anymore. He had a manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy English accent. He looked exactly like Bunnydick Cucumberpatcvh. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an regeneration only I’m a human so I didn’t do it you sicko.
“I’m so sorry.” he said in a shy voice.
“That’s all right. What’s your name?” I questioned.
“My name’s Uzui, although most people call me Tencent these days.” he grumbled.
“Why?” I exclaimed.
“Because I love the taste of human blood.” he giggled.
“Well, I am a vampire.” I confessed.
“Really?” he whimpered.
“Yeah.” I roared.
We sat down to talk for a while. Then Kyojuro came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him.
Chapter 7. Bring me 2 life
AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws. n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons! STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! Akasa isn’t a Marie Sue ok he isn’t perfect HES A SATANITS! n he has problemz hes depressed 4 godz sake!
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Kyojuro and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). I waved to Tencent. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Kyojuro. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Kyojuro. We went into his room and locked the door. Then…………
We started frenching passively when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Kyojuro’s arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words………… Tencent!
I was so angry.
“You bastard!” I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.
“No! No! But you don’t understand!” Kyojuro pleaded. But I knew too much.
“No, you fucking idiot!” I shouted. “You probably have AIDs anyway!”
I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Kyojuro ran out even though he was naked but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Tencent’s classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Iguro and some other people.
“TENCENT UZUI, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!” I yelled.
Chapter 8.
AN: stop flossing ok! if u do den u r a slayur!
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Everyone in the class stared at me and then Kyojuro came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back.
“Akaza, it’s not what you think!” Kyojuro screamed sadly.
My friend Ume smiled at me understatedly. She flipped her long waste-length gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. Umai was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are demons and one of them is a witch but Samnmie killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name is Moon. (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in UPper moon now not Lower Moon. )
“What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!” Iguro demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him.
“Tencent, I can’t believe you cheated on me with Kyojuro!” I shouted at him.
Everyone gasped.
“I don’t know why Akaza was so mad at me. I had went out with Tencent (I’m bi and so is Akaza) for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Giyu, a stupid preppy fucker. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.)
“But I’m not going out with Kyojuro anymore!” said Tencent.
“Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!” I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Butterfly Estate where I had lost my virility to Kyojuro and then I started to bust into tears.
Chapter 9.
AN: stop flaming ok! I dntn red all da boox! dis is frum da mugan movie ok so itz nut my folt if Salamanmie swers! besuizds I SED HE HAD A HEDACHE! and da reson snap dosent lik umzuui now is coz hes christian and demown is a satanist! Kagaya ROX!
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I was so mad and sad. I couldn’t believe Kyojuro for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Kyojuro .
Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick! He didn’t have a nose (basically like Muzon in the movie) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn’t gothic. It was…… Mulan!
“No!” I shouted in a scared voice but then Muskox shouted “Imperius!” and I couldn’t run away.
“Crookshanks!” I shouted at him. Mustard fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I’m a sadist so I stopped.
“Akaza.” he yelled. “Thou must kill Tenbsent Ubuzi!”
I thought about Tenmen and his sexah eyes and his gothic silver hair and how his face looks just like Hotaru Hananzekua. I remembered that Kyojuro had said I didn’t understand, so I thought, what if Kyojuro went out with Tellehgraph before I went out with him and they broke up?
“No, Mothman!” I shouted back.
Motar gave me a gun. “No! Please!” I begged.
“Thou must!” he yelled. “If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Kyojuro !”
“How did you know?” I asked in a surprised way.
Musan got a dude-ur-so-preppy look on his face. “I hath telekinesis.” he answered cruelly. “And if you doth not kill Tellemarket, then thou know what will happen to Kyojuro !” he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.
I was so scared and mad I didn’t know what to do. Suddenly Kyojuro came into the woods.
“Kyojuro!” I said. “Hi!”
“Hi.” he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) between Hotaru and Kyogai.
“Are you okay?” I asked.
“No.” he answered.
“I’m sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me.” I expelled.
“That’s okay.” he said all depressed and we went back into INfinity Caslts together making out.
Chapter 10.
AN: stup it u gay h8rs if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! ps it turnz out ume isn’t a muggle afert al n she n temnger evil datz y dey movd houses ok!
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I was really scared about Muthan all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between Hotaru, Step Spider and Kyogai. The other people in the band are Ume, Tengem, Kyojuro , Kokushibo (although we call him Yorihcis hotter borther now. He has black hair now with purble streaks in it.) and Gyutaro. Only today Kyojuro and Tengem were depressed so they weren’t coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Kyojuro was probably eating someones kids (he wouldn’t die because he was a demon too and the only way you can kill a demon is with a s-w-o-r-d (there’s no way I’m writing that) or da sun) and Temgen was probably watching a depressing movie like Mugen Trail. I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Kyogal Rolz on the butt. You might think I’m a slut.
We were singing a cover of ‘Akeboshi’ and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears.
“Akaza! Are you OK?” Ume asked in a concerted voice.
“What the fuck do you think?” I asked angrily. And then I said. “Well, Mozart came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Uzui! But I don’t want to kill him, because, he’s really nice, even if he did go out with Kyojuro . But if I don’t kill Usio, then Momart, will fucking kill Kyojuro !” I burst into tears.
Suddenly Kyojuro jumped out from behind a wall.
“Why didn’t you fucking tell me!” he shouted. “How could you- you- you fucking poser kizyki bitch!” (c is dat out of character?)
I started to cry and cry. Kyojuro started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying.
We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Sanmei walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn’t cause he had a headache.
“What have you done!” He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) “Akaza, Kyojuro has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his asscheecks.”
Chapter 11.
AN: i sed stup flaming up prepz! c if dis chaptr is srupid!1111 it delz wit rly sris issus! sp c 4 urself if itz ztupid brw fangz 2 ma frend clow 4 hleping me!
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“NO!” I screamed. I was horrorfied! Umaul tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off and I ran to my room crying myself. SAllma chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way.
Anyway, I started crying tears of blood. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Nakime song at full volume. I grabbed a sword and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn’t fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Illgaro was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Gymaoywas washing it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.
“EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME!” I screamed putting on a black miniskirt with a picture of Hotaru Haganezekua on it. Suddenly Tengma ran in.
“Abra Kedavra!” he yelled at Illgo and Mushyro pointing his womb. I took my gun and shot Iggyrow and Gyomaoa gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly, Samminawi ran in. “Akaza, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” he shouted looking at Ifgjruo and Geomai and then he waved his wand and suddenly…
Gyutarow ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to talk.
“What do you know, Gyubaro? You’re just a little Initfy Cassle student!”
“I MAY BE A EFFIGY CATTLE STUDENT….” Gyobarrow paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!”
“This cannot be.” Igurrow said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Sandy’s wand had shot him. “There must be other factors.”
“YOU DON’T HAVE ANY!” I yelled in madly.
Gyaomai held up the camera triumelephantly. “The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!”
I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood.
“Why are you doing this?” Iggoawr said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook.
And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint.
“BECAUSE…BECAUSE….” Gubaryo said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by Makomo.
“Because you’re goffic?” Gyomai asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with Satan.
“Because I LOVE HER!”
Chapter 12.
AN: stop f,aing ok gyubao is a posr 2 a lot of ppl in amerikan skoolz r lik dat I wunted 2 adres da ishu! how du u no snap iant kristian plus bgyubao isn’t really in luv wif Akaza dat was sedric ok!
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I was about to stab myself again with the silver knife that Kyobaro had given me in case anything happened to him. He had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must both go together.
“NO!” I THOUGHT IT WAS GEWBTARO but it was Temeng. He started to scream. “OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!” and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.
I stopped. “How did u know?”
“I saw it! And my scar turned back into the lightning bolt!”
“NO!” I ran up closer. “I thought you didn’t have a scar anymore!” I shouted.
“I do but Kogushibo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation.” he said back. “Anyway my scar hurt and it turned back into the lightning bolt! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Kyojuro ………… .Muson has him bondage!”
Anyway I was in the school nurse’s office now recovering from my slit wrists. Iggoar and Gymaie and Gyator were there too. They were going to St. Kanae’s after they recovered cause they were psoer and you can’t have those fucking preps teaching in a school with lots of hot gurlz. Sannime had constipated the cideo camera they took of me. I put up my middle finger at them.
Anyway Gyalltaro came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink spider lilies.
“Agaza I need to tell u somethnig.” he said in a v. serious voice, giving me the liels.
“Fuck off.” I told him. “You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway, and I don’t like fucked up preps like you.” I snapped. Gallows had been mean to me before for being gottik.
“No Agape.” Hargrid says. “Those are not red lilezs.”
“What, are they goffs too you poser prep?” I asked cause I was angry that he had brought me pink liiez.
“I saved your life!” He yelled angrily. “No you didn’t I replied.” “You saved me from getting a Suckondeeze Urogodallie video made from your suisyde scene and being vued by Igorow and Gyoami.”(c is dat speld rong) to it he added silently.
“Whatever!” I yelled angirly.
He pointed his wand at the pink lealis. “These aren’t lilse.” He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and muttered Well If you wanted Honesty that’s all you haD TO SAY! .
“That’s not a spell that’s an Kyogai song.” I corrected him wisely.
“I know, I was just warming up my vocal cordes.” Then he screamed. “Petulus merengo mi kremicli romacio(4 all u cool goffic kyogai fans out, there, that is a tribute! specially for emiliI love you girl!)imo noto okayo!”
And then the liles turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black. Now I knew he wasn’t a prep.
“OK I believe you now wtf is Kyoguro?”
Gyubaro rolled his eyes. I looked into the balls of flame but I could c nothing.
“U c, Allagarchy,” Sammie said, watching the two of us watching the flame. “2 c wht iz n da flmes(HAHA U REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT) u mst find urslf 1st, k?”
“I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!” Gyutabo yelled. salmONELLAlookd shockd. I guess he didn’t have a headache or else he would have said something back.
Gyuabor stormed off back into his bed. “U r a liar, prof SAnalme!”
Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on a black leather minidress that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. There was some corset stuff on the front. Then I put on black fishnets and black high-heeled boots with pictures of Kagyaja Uzumaki on them. I put my hair all out around me so I looked like anya from the Spie famile(if u don’t know who she iz ur a prep so fuk off!) and I put on blood-red lipstick, black eyeliner and black lip gloss.
“You look kawai, girl.”Umae said sadly. “Fangs (geddit) you do too.” I said sadly too, but I was still upset. I bit my wriszt feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood. I cried again in my bathroom and put the shades on so Igaro and Muishibo couldn’t spy on me this time. I went to some classes. Tengem was in the backrooms of Ifnimity Gastle. He looked all depressed because Kyojuro had disappeared and he had used to be in love with Kyojuro . He was sucking some blood from a citizen.
“Hi.” he said in a depressed way. “Hi back.” I said in an wqually said way.
We both looked at each other for some time. Uzie had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Kyojuro . Then……… we jumped on each other and started screwing each other.
“STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!” shouted Professor Shinlbow who was watching us and so was everyone else.
“Tendon you fucker!” I said slapping him. “Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved Kyojuro !” I shouted and then I ran away angrily.
Just then he started to scream. “OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!” and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.
“NO!” I ran up closer.
“I thought you didn’t have a scar anymore!” I shouted.
“I do but Kogushibo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation.” he said back. “Anyway my scar hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to Kyojuro …………….Muzlin has him bondage!”
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SPECIAL FANGZ 2 ADOPTIS MY GOFFIX BLOOD SISTA WTF UR SUPPOZD 2 RIT DIS!11111111
HEY CROWE DO U KNOW WHERE MY SWEATER I
Chapter 13.
AN: eimli fangz 4 gelpin me agen im sory ah tok ur postr of doma but dat guy is such a fokin sexbom! PREPZ STOP FLAMIGNG!
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Temeng and I ran up the stairs looking for Sanmie. We were so scared.
“SAmine Sashimi!” we both yelled. Sammiena came there.
“What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?” he asked angrily.
“MUsarn has Kyojuro !” we shouted at the same time.
He laughed in an evil voice.
“No! Don’t! We need to save Kyojuro !” we begged.
“No.” he said meanly. “I don’t give a darn what Voldemort does to Kyojuro . Not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU Akaza.” he said while he frowned looking at me. “Besides I never liked him that much anyway.” then he walked away. Temeng started crying. “My Kyojuro !” he moaned. (AN: don’t u fik gay guyz r lik so hot!)
“Its okay!” I tried to tell him but that didn’t stop him. He started to cry tears of blood. Then he had a brainstorm. “I had an idea!” he exclaimed.
“What?” I asked him.
“You’ll see.” he said. He took out his wand and did a spell. Then…… suddenly we were in Musanz lair!
We ran in with our wands out just as we heard a croon voice say. “Allah Kedavra!”
It was……………………………….. Mulan!
Chapter 14.
AN: fuk off PREPZ ok! Crowpe fangz 4 helpin agen. im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz derperessd n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I shitzd. PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws!
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WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.
We ran to where Muzlan was. It turned out that Mxuan wasn’t there. Instead the fat guy who killed Urogodakis studemts was. Kyojuro was there crying tears of blood. Doma was torturing him. Tenenm and I ran in front of Dungma.
“Rid my sight you despicable preps!” he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. “AkazaIloveyouwiluhavesexwithme.” he said. (in dis he is a thosandyrs old so hes not a pedofile ok)
“Huh?” I asked.
”Akzma I love you will you have sex with me?” asked Dogma. I started laughing crudely. “What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard.” I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain.
“Nooooooooooooo!” he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I brust into tears sadly.
“Dou lipa what art thou doing?” called Mukan. Then…… he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to us. So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Ininfyy CAstl. We went to my room. Tengen went away. There I started crying.
“What’s wrong honey?” asked Kyojuro taking off his clothes so we could screw. He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah).
“Its so unfair!” I yielded. “Why can’t I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here except for UMe, because she’s not ugly or anything.”
“Why would you wanna be ugly? I don’t like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts.” answered Kyojuro .
“Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Igoraw and Gyomay saw a video of me naked. Gyatoro says he’s in love with me. Temgn likes me and now even Dousma is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Kyojuro ! Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?” I shouted angrily. (an” don’t wory akazh isn’t a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) “Im good at too many things! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!” I shouted and then I ran away.
Chapter 15.
AN: stup flaming ok! btw u suk frum no on evry tim sum1 flams me! fangz 2 emiji 4 hlpein!
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“Akaza Akaza!” shouted Kyojuro sadly. “No, please, come back!”
But I was too mad.
“Whatever! Now u can go anh have sex with Tengamma!” I shouted. I stormed into my room and closed my black door with my blood-red key. It had a picture of Hotaru Haganzeka on it. He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Kyojuro and Telgen. I started to cry and weep. I drank the blood all depressed. Then I looked at my black Step Spider watch and noticed it was time to go to Biology class.
I put on a short ripped black gothic dress that said Anarchy on the front in blood red letters and was all ripped and a spiky belt. Under that I put on ripped black fishnets and boots that said Joel all over them with blood red letters. I put my ebony black hair out. Anyway I went downstairs feeling all sad and depressed as usual. I did sum advanced Biology work. I was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar. Suddenly the guitar turned to Kyojuro !
“Agakza I love you!” he shouted sadly. “I dnot care what those fucker preps and posers fink. Ur da most beautiful demwon in the world. Before I met you I used to want to commit suicide all the time. Now I just wanna fucking be with you. I fucking love you!.” Then……………. he started to sing “Da Chronicles of Life and Death” (we considered it our song now cuz we fell in love when Kyogai was singing it) right in front of the entire class! His singing voice was so amazing and gothic and sexxy like a cross between Kyogai, Kagaya, Nakime, Hotaru and Urokidai (AN: don’t u fink dos guyz r so hot. if u dnot no who dey r get da fuk out od hr!) .
“OMFG.” I said after he was finished. Some fucking preps stared at us but I just stuck up my middle fingers (that were covered in black nail polish and were entwined with Kyojuro’s now) at them. “I love you!” I said and then we started to kiss just like Doma (i fukin h8 dat bitch) and Enmu in a Emilies nightmares. Then we went away holding hands. Gyomay shouted at us but he stopped cuz everyone was clapping by how sexy we looked 2gether. Then I saw a poster saying that Kygoau would have a concert in the Enteranit Disctinct right then. We looked at each other all shocked and then we went 2gether.
Chapter 16.
AN: u no wut! sut up ok! proov 2 me ur nut prepz! kroweu suk u fuken bich gimme bak mah fukijn swteet ur supsd 2 rit dis! Crgow wtf u bich ur suposd to dodis! BTW fangz 2 apotheosis 4 techin muh japnese!
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We ran happily to the REd Light Distinct. There we saw the stage where Step Spider had played. We ran in happly. Kyogai were there playing ‘Akeboji’. I was so fucking happy! Kagaya looked even sexier than he did in da pictures. Even Kyojuro thought so, I could totally see him getting an fantasy but it didn’t matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother. I was wearing a black leather minidress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. Kyojuro was wearing a black baggy Kyogai t-shirt and black baggy pants. Anyway, we stated moshing to Akebvoshi. We frenched. We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Kagaya pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn’t them at all. It was.,……………………….. Muzaln and da Kizukis!
“Wtf Kyojuro im not going to a concert wid u!” I shouted angrily. “Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its Kyogai n u no how much I lik them”
“What cause we…you know…” he gadgetted uncomfortbli cause guys don’t like to talk a bout you-know-what.
“Yeah cause we you know!” I yielded in an angry voice.
“We won’t do that again.” Kyojuro promised. “This time, we’re going with an ESCORT.”
“OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?” I asked. “So I guess ur a prep or a Demon SLyar or what now?”
“NO.” he muttered loudly.
“R u becoming a prep or what?” I shootd angrily.
“Agaza! I’m not! Pls come with me!” He fell down to his knees and started singing ‘Da world is black’ by Step Spider to me.
I was flattened cause that’s not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me!
“OK then I guess I will have to.” I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room.
UMe was standing there. “Hajimemashite gurl.” she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz ‘how do u do’ in japanese). “BTW Doma that fucking poser got expuld. she failed al her klasses and she skepped math.” (an: CRow U FUKIN SUK! FUK U!)
“It serves that fuking bich right.” I laughed angrily.
Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. We wutsched some goffic movies like Das niteMARE b4 xmas. “Maybe DOumga will die too.” I said.
“Kawai.” UMai shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. “Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered her and den Gyomae did it with her cause he’s a necphilak.”
“Kawai.” I commnted happily . We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie.
“OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with Kytogurao tonight in the Red Light dsitrickrt with Kyogai.” I sed. “ I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA.”
Uma Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. “Omfg totally lets go shopping.”
“In Hot Topic, right?” I asked, already getting out my spshcial Hot Topic Loiyalty carde.
“No.” My head snaped up.
‘WHAT?” my head spuin. I could not believe it. “Umi are u a PREP?”
“NOOOO!NOOOO!” She laughed. “I found some cool goffic stores near the infinity castle that’s all.”
“Hu told u abut them” I askd sure it would be Kyogrujo or Kogushiko or Temgen(don’t even SAY that nam to me!). Or me.
“SAshimi.” She sed. “Let me just call our broms.”
“OMFFG SHLMONELLA?” I asked quietly.
“Yah I saw the map for the red Light Districk on his desk.” She told me. “Come on let’s go.”
We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in the Red light Distinct. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN HORATUEXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses. “We only have these for da real goffs.”
“Da real goffs?” Me and Umea asked.
“Yah u wouldn’t believe how many posers ther are in this town man! Yesterday Geomae and irgaow tried to buy a goffic camera pouch.” He shook his head. “I dint even no they had a camera.”
“OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!” I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit.
“Oh my satan you have to buy that outfit” The salesperson said.
“Yeah it looks totlly hot.” said Ummy.
“You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?” he asked.
“Yeah I am actually.” I looked back at him. “Hey BTW my name’s AKala hagugie soysauce what’s yours?”
“Kibushushi.” He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. “maybe I’ll see you there tonight.”
“Yeah I don’t think so cause I am going there with my bf Kyogalo you sick perv!” I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Gyuabor flew in on his black broom looking worried. “OMFG AKOZA U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!”
Chapter 17.
AN: I sed stup flming da stryo! if ur a prep den dnot red it! u kin tel weder ur a prep or not by ma quiz itz on ma hompage. if ur not den u rok. if u r den FOOOOOK UFFFFFFFFFF! pz willo isn’t rely a prep. Emili plz do dis il promis 2 giv u bak ur postr!
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Kittyshushi gave us some clothes n stuff 4 free. He said he wud help us wif makeup if he wunted koz he was relly in2 fashin n stuff. (hes bisezual). Gyuamro kept shooting at us to cum back 2 da Infinty Cattle. “WTF Gytraro?” I shouted angrily. “Fuck off you fjucking bastard.” Well anyway Doma came. Gytaro went away angrily.
“Hey bitch you look kawaii.” he said.
“Yah but not as kawaii as you.” I answered sadly cause Douma’s really pretty and everything. he was wearing a short black corset-thingy with blood red lace on it and a blak blood-red miniskirt, leather fish-nets and black poiny boots that showed off how pale he wuz. She had a really nice body wif big bobs and everything. And his orbz wer rainboe hewend, like a goth sunset.
“So r u going 2 da concert wif Kyojuro ?” she asked.
“Yah.” I said happily.
“I’m gong with Kuhshikibo.” she anserred happily. Well anyway Kyojuro and Kobukikyo came. They were both loking extremely hot and sexy and u could tell they thoufht we were ot 2. Kokukiyio was wearing a black t-shirt that said ‘666’ on it. He was wearing tons off makeup jus like HGotaru Hakganekuza. Kyojuro was wearing black leather pants, a gothic black Step Spidert-shirt and black Vans he got from da Warped tower. Ummai was going 2 da concert wif Emmu. Emnew used to be called Train Fucker but it tuned out dat he was kidnapped at birth and his real family were conductors. They dyed in a train crash. Emu converted to Satanism and he went goth. He was in Lower mon now. He was wearing a black Wurped t-shirt, black jeans and shoes and black hair wif red streekz in it. We kall him Emju now. Well anyway we al went 2 Kyojuro ‘s black Mercy-Bens (geddit cuz wer gpffik) that his dad Shinjello gave him. We did pot, coke and crak. Kyojuro and I made out. We made fun of dose stupid fuking preps. We soon got there…….I gapsed.
Hotaru was da sexiest guy eva! He locked even sexier den he did in pix. He had long raven blak hair n piercing blue orbz. He wuz really skinny and he had n amazing ethnic voice. We moshed 2 Akeboshi and sum odder songz. Sudenly Hotaru polled of his mask. So did the other membez. I gasped. It wasn’t Hotaru at all! It was an ugly preppy man wif no nose and red eyes... Every1 ran away but me and Kyojuro . Kyojuro and I came. It was…….MUZAN and da uppar moenz!
“U moronic idiots!” he shooted angstily. “Agaza, I told u to find da blu spidr lily or kill Tengm. Thou have failed. And now……….I shall kill thou and Kyojuro !”
“No no please!” We begged sadly but he took out his knife.
Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed ‘kagaya uzumaki’ on da back. He shotted a spel and Mulanran away. It was…………………………………SANMAE!
Chapter 18.
AN: I SED STUP FLAMMING! if u do den ur a fuken prep! fangz 2 adposi 4 da help n stuf. u rok! n ur nut a prep. fangz for muh sewer! ps da oder eson sanmie swor is koz he trin 2 be gofik so der!
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I woke up the next day in my coffin. I walked out of it and put on some black eyeliner, black eyesharrow, blood-bed lipstick and a black really low-cut leather dress that was all ripped and in stripes so you could see my belly. I was wearing a skull belly ring with black and red diamonds inside it.
(Da night before Kyojuro and I rent back to the skull (geddit skull koz im goffik n I like deth). Sanme chased Museum away. We flew there on our brooms. Mine was black and the broom-stuff was blood-red. There was lace all over it. Kyojuro had a black Kyogai boom. We went back to our rooms and we had you-know-what to a Step Spider song.)
Well anyway I went down to the infinity Cassle backgrooms. There all da walls were painted black and da tables were black too. But you fould see that there was pink pant underneath the black pant. And there were pastors of poser bands everywhere, like taylors weft and the Backstreet Boys.
“WTF!” I shouted going to sit next to Ume and Doam. Umaei was wearing a black leather mini with a Step SPider t-shirt, black fishnets and black pointy boots. Dooma was wearing a long gothic blak dress with blood red writing that was all lacy and came up to your thighs and black boots and fishnets. Tengem, Emnu and Kyojuro came. We started to talk about who was sexier, Kyogau or HYotaru or Uropodagi. The boys joined in cause they were bi.
“Those guys are so fucking hot.” Emu was saying as suddenly a gothic old man with a black beard and everything came. He was the same one who had chassed away Museum yesterday. He had normal tan skin but he was wearing white foundation and he had died his hare black.
“……………….SAMEN?1!” we all gasped.
“WTF?” I shouted angrily. “I thought he was just wearing that to scare Mutate!”
“Hello everyone.” he said happily. “As u can see I gave the room a makeover. Whjat do u fink about it?”
Everyone from the poser table in The upper moon halls started to cheer. Well we goths just looked at each other all disfusted and shook our heads. We couldn’t believe what a poser he was!1.
“BTW you can call me Yushibo.” HE CALLED AS WE LEFT to our classes.
“What a fucking poser!” Kyojuro shouted angrily as we we to Transfomation. We were holding hands. Temgn looked really jealous. I could see him crying blood in a gothic way (geddit, way lik Hotaru) but I didn’t say anything. “I bet he’s havin a mid-life crisis!” Dogma shouted.
I was so fucking angry.
Chapter 19. im nut ok i promise
AN: plz stup flaming da story if u do ur a foken prep n ur jelous ok!11 frum noq un im gong 2 delt ur men reviowz!111 BTW evonyd a poorblod so der!1 fangz 2 apothis 4m da help!11
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All day we sat angerly finking about SAmini. We were so fucking pissed off. Well, I had one thing to look forward too- da Kyogai concert. It had been postphoned, so we could all go.
Anyway, I went to the common room sadly to cut classes. Kyojuro was being all secretive.
I asked what it was and he got all mad me and started crying all hot and angsty (rnt sensitve bi guyz so hot).
“No one fucking understands me!1” he shouted angrily as his black hare went in his big red eyes like Naraku Iinyuasha (only da real onz kno). He was wearing black baggy paints, a black Kyogai t-shirt and a black die. (geddit insted of tie koz im goffik) I was wearing a blak leather low cut top with chains all over it all over it a blak leather mini, black high held boots and a cross belly fing. My hair was al up in a messy relly high bun like Amanae Kagayas wyfe. (email me if u wana see da pik)
“Accuse me? What about me!” I growled.
“Buy-but-but-” he grunted.
“You fucking bastard!” I moaned.
“No! Wait! It’s not what it fucking looks like!” he shouted.
But it was to late. I knew what I herd. I ran to the bathroom angrily, cring. Kyojuro banged on the door. I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces like nezuko in the fworldstarz video of her asulting another clasmate (emly that is soo our video!). I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot.
Suddenly Gytaro came. He had appearated.
“You gave me a fucking shock!” I shouted angrily dropping my pot. “Wtf do you fink you’re doing in da gurl’s room?”
Only it wasn’t just Gytaruo. Someone else was with him too! For a second I wanted it 2 b Kibushishu or maybe Kyojuro but it was Samnie.
“Hey I need to ask you a question.” he said, pulling out his black wanabe-goffik purse. “What are u wearing to the concert?”
“U no who Kyogai r!” I gasped.
“No I just saw there was a concert dat a lot of gothz and punx were going 2.” He said. “Anyway Kyojuro has a surprise for u.”
Chapter 20.
AN: I sed I dnoty ker wut u fink! stof pflamin ok prepz!1 fangz 2 emli 4 da help!1 oh yah btw ill be un vacation in murasame 4 da nex 3 dayz so dnot expect updatz.
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All day I wondered what the surprise was. Meanwhile, I pot on a blak ledder mini, a blak corset with urple lace stuff all over it, an black gothic compact boots. Kyogai were gong 2 do the concert again, since Mortician had taken over the last one. I moshed 2 Kyogai in my bedroom all night, feeling excited. Suddenly someone knocked on the door while I was trying on sum black clothes and moshing to Akeboshi. I gut all mad and turned it of, but sacredly I hopped inside dat it was Kyojuro so we could do it again.
“Wut de fucking hell r u doing!” I shouted angrily. It was Gyomai! “R u gonna harasz me or wat!!.” I yelled. I was allowed to say dat because Samnie had told us all 2 be careful around hem and Igaro since he was a prep.
“No, actshelly (geddit, hell) kan I plz burrow sum monei.” he growld angrily.
“Yah, so u can buy ur sixty-yr-old gurlfriend goffik attire, huh?” I shouted sarkastikally.
“Fuker.” He said, gong away.
Well anyway, I put on some black eyesharow, black eyeliner, and some black lipstick and white foundation. Then I went. Den I gasped…………………………………………………………….Dogma and Gyomai were in da middle of da empty hall, doin it, and Kaname was watching!1
“Oh my god you ludacris idiot!” they both shooted angrily when they saw me. Kanmanai flew away cawying. Dey got up, though. Normally I wood have ben turned on (I luv cing guyz do it) but both of them were fuking preps. (btw doma is movd 2 lower moone now)
“WTF is that why u wanted monei?” I asked sadistically. (c I speld dat)
“Only you wouldn’t give them to me!” GYomaie shouted angrily.
“Well you shoulda told me.” I replayed.
“You dimwit!.” Douma began 2 shoot angrily. And then………I took out my black camera and took a pic of them. U could see that they were naked and everything.
“Well xcuse me!” they both shouted angrily. “What was dat al about?”
“It wuz to blackmail u.” I snarked. “So now next time you see me doing it with my boyfriend you cant fuking rat me out or I’ll show dis to Sanmae. So fuck off, u bastards!” I started to run. They chased me but I threw my wound at them and dey tripped over it. Well anyway, I went outside and there was Tegnem, looking extremely fucking hot.
“WTF where’d Kyojuro ?” I asked him.
“Oh he’s bein a fucking bastard. He told me he wouldn’t cum.” Tengmesaid shaking his hed. “U wanna cum with me? 2 the concert?”
Then….. he showed me his flying car. I gasped. It was a black car. He said his dogfather Sshingaro Renglock had given it 2 him. The license plate on the front sed Kyogai666on it. The one on da back said ‘AKAAZ’ on it.
……….I gasped.
We flew to the concert hall. Kyogai were there, playing.
Tengem and I began 2 make out, moshing to the muzik. I gapsed, looking at da band.
I almost had an orgasim. Hoatru was so fucking hot! He begin 2 sing ‘Akebvso’ and his sexah beautiful voice began 2 fill the hall. ……….And den, I heard some crrying. I turned and saw Kyojuro , cryin in a corner.
Chapter 21.
AN: fuk u ok! u fokng suk. itz nut ma fult if itz speld rong ok koz dat bich adpiso cuz it fok u prepz!1 woopz soz adpois fangz 4 da help. btw murasame rox hrad!1 I even gut 2 go 2 da srhein wer haru was kliled!
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Later we all went in the skull. Kyojuro was crying in da common room. “ Kyojuro are u okay?” I asked in a gothic voice.
“No I’m not u fuking bitch!” he shouted angrily. He stated to run out of the place in a suicidal way. I stated to cry cuz I was afraid he would commit suicide.
“Its ok Akazz.” said Temgen comfortly. “Ill make him feel better.”
“U mean you’ll go fuck him wont you!” I shouted angrily. Then I ran 2 get Kyojuro . Tegem came too.
“ Kyojuro please come!” he began to cry. Tears of blood came down his pail face. I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz. (if ur a homophone den fuk of!)
And then………………………….. we herd sum footsteps! Tengem got out his blak invincibility coke. We both gut under it. We saw the janitor Giyu there, shouting angrily with a flashlight in his hand.
“WHOSE THERE!” he shouted angrily. We saw Sabito come. He went unda da invisibility cloke and started to meow loudly.
“IS ANY1 THERE!” yelled Giyu quietly.
“No fuck u you preppy little poser sun of a fukcing bich!” Tempe said under his breast in a disgusted way.
“EXCUS ME! EXCUS ME WHO SED DAT!” yelled Gyiu. Den he heard SAbitoe meow. “SAbruo is der any1 unda da cloak!” he asked. Sabbibo nodded. And then……………………….Terngem frenched me! He did it jus as…………………….. Giyu was taking of da cloak!1
“WHAT DA-” he yelled but it was 2 late cuz now we were ruining away frum him. And den we saw Kyojuro crying n bustin in2 tearz outside of da school.
“ Kyojuro !” I cried. “R u okay?”
“I guess though.” Kyojuro weeped. We went back to our coffins frenching each other. Kyojuro and I decided to watch Lake Placid (c isnt da deprezzin) on the gothic red bed together. As I wuz about 2 put in the video, my eyes rolled up and suddenly I had a vision of something that was happening now. There was a knok on the door and Urogodaki and da Kakushi walked into the school!1
Chapter 22.
AN: stfu! prepz stup flaming ok if u dnot lik it fuk of I no itz mr. noris itz Crows’ folt ok!11 u suk!1 no jus kidding crow u fokieng rok prepz suk!1
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All day everyone talked about the Kockushi. Well anyway, I woke up the next day. I was in my coffin so I opened the door. I was wearing blak lacey leather pajamas. Then I gasped.
Standing in front of me where……………….Umae, Tengem, Uemnu, Kyojuro , Koksubiowe and Doguma!
I opened my crimson eyes. Dome was wearing a tight black leather top with pictures of bloody red spider lilys all over it. Under that she wart a black poofy skirt wit lace on it and black gothic boots that was attached to the top. Tegne was wearing a baggy Step Spider t-shirt and baggy black pants and Vans. Kyojuro was wearing a black Kyogai t-shirt and blak jeans and a leather jacket. He looked just likee HOrtua Haganzekua, and almost as fucking sexy. Tengemnlooked like SHinjuro Renglock. Umat was wearing a tight black poofy gothic dress that she had ripped so it showed of all her clearage with a white apron that said ‘bich’ and other swear words and Kyogai lyrics on it kind of like one dress I had seen Nakime wear once. ZEnpoko(who is dead) was there too. She was weaving a ripped gothic black dress with ripped stuff all over it and a lace-up top thing and black pointy boots. So were Tanjriow and Insuake. It turns out that Zenusiti, Kuokcoshibo, Tanjiro and Insoiukyue’s dad was a demon. He committed suicide by jumpoing in fromnt of a trian. He had made fun of tthem and stuff before too. They all got so depressed that they became goffik and converted to Stanism.
“OMFG” I yielded as I jumped up. “Why the fuck are u all here?”
“Agaza something is really fucked up.” Kyojuro said.
“OK but I need to put my fucking clothes on first.” I shouted angrily.
“It’s all right. We have to go now and you look kawaii anyway. Your so fucking beautiful.” Kyojuro said in a sexy voice.
“Oh all right.” I said smiling. “But you have to tell me why your being all erective.”
“I will I will.” he said.
So I just put on some black eyeliner, black lipstick and red eyeshadow and white foundation. Then I came. We all went outside the Great Hal and looked in from a widow. A fucking prep called Koyuki from Lower moon was standing next to us. She was wearing a pink mini and a Amane t-shirt so we put up our middle fingers at her. Inside the Indignity Grapple we could see Samiena. Urokodaki was there shouting at Sanmie. Kane Shinobu was there too.
“THIS CANNOT BE!” she shouted angrily. “THE CASSLE MUST BE CLOSED!”
“THE BARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!” yelled Urokodabi.
“YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!” yelled Kanae. “YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR MUZAN WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!”
“Very well.” Samenie said angrily. “Butt we cannot do this. We can’t close the school. There is only one person who is capable of killing Muxame and he is in the school. And hiz name is…………………………………………………………………..Akaza Hakuji Soyama.”
Kyojuro
, Zenusti, Insogay, Tanjurip, Douma, Kockushibow and UMi looked at each other………I gasped.