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Sero was chill.
He was a chill guy, and he wasn’t nearly as easy to manipulate as Bakugou. In fact, you just had to ask him something, and maybe he would consider doing it.
But he never did what he didn’t want to do. He wasn’t very competitive, he never held any hard feelings against someone, at least not for long.
He was chill.
That’s why, when he found himself doing a tik tok trend because Mina dared him to, he didn’t know how he ended up here.
So there he was, laying in his hammock, Mina sitting cross-legged on his desk.
“Serooooo,” she said, prolonging the last letter for so long that it didn’t sound like a word anymore. “Are you going to do it or should I do it for you ?”
He sent a death glare to her direction, but finally gathered the courage to pick up his phone and open the clock application.
He searched for the filter and started it, looking nervously at his screen. Mina had moved so she could read what the filter was going to say.
Then, it stopped, and Sero’s face paled at an alarming speed. He stopped the recording, and just read the sentence over and over again.
‘Make the first move’, was written above his head, taunting him with its meaning.
Mina had her hand on his shoulders, tapping slightly to bring comfort to him, even when he knew she was enjoying this way too much.
“Do I really have to do this,” he still asked, hopeful. His question was met by a stern look and the pink-skinned girl, who smiled and nodded.
He looked at the screen again and sighed, exiting the app to look through his contacts.
Chat between Katty Perry & UHU
Katy Perry:
do you still have the manga you told me about last week ?
UHU:
yeah ofc man, do you want it ?
Katy Perry:
yes please
UHU:
ok i’m bringing it to you ;)
UHU:
shoto ? you there ?
Katy Perry:
hello hanta, i’m in my room right now, what do you want ?
UHU:
can i tell you something ? It’s really important.
Katy Perry:
of course, go ahead
hanta ?
UHU:
sorry i’m just nervous haha
Katy Perry:
i’m not going to stuck you in a wall of ice anymore, i promise
UHU:
no yeah i know that
okk
I just really like you?
well i liked you for a while so there’s that,
but yeah.
Katy Perry:
yeah, i know that.
UHU:
…
what do you mean you know ??
Katy Perry:
well, we’ve been dating for a month and a half now, so i figured you liked me ?
Is that some part of a relationship thing, to tell your partner you like them ?
because in that case, i like you too, hanta.
UHU:
wait wait wait
WHAT ?
we are dating ??
As in like, YOU and ME
and dating, like boyfriends and stuff ???
Katy Perry:
well, yeah, is there another form of dating that i’m not aware of ?
did you not know that ?
UHU:
NO I DIDN’T FUCKING KNOW THAT ???
but wait
we didn’t even kiss ?
Katy Perry:
I talked to bakugou about it, and he gave me a lot of books about the lgbt+ community
so I thought you were asexual
UHU:
okay, first of all how did you managed to get BAKUGOU to be nice to you
and second of all, you were okay with me being asexual ??
I’m not, but still
Katy Perry:
well, i love you no matter what, so i didn’t care about it
but i’m glad i can kiss you
if you want me to
UHU:
ASKDJIEJFNA
Katy Perry:
are you okay ?
UHU:
sorry, i threw my phone at the wall
Katy Perry:
was that what i heard ?
UHU:
yeah, but it doesn’t matter
you love me ?????
Katy Perry:
why wouldn’t i ?
i’m glad you’re aware we’re dating now.
so do you still want to celebrate our two months together, or do we have to start all over again ?
UHU:
fuck shoto, stop being so fucking adorable like that
and i love you too
like,
yeah
and since when do we have a date planned ?
Katy Perry:
i asked you last week if you wanted to go to that place that made soba, and you said yes.
is that not a date ?
UHU:
uuuhh i guess it is now ?
and can we start over, i really want to get to have my honeymoon phase with you for real :)))
Katy Perry:
okay
now come over, i want cuddles
UHU:
zuehflckjbhzelkrbf
When he posted the tik tok, his now boyfriend sprawled on his lap, his notifications immediately blew up, thousands of comments asking for a reveal and a lot of people asking if they were real.
Denki commented “how can i live, love, laugh in these conditions ?”, and bakugou answered “die, like the rest of us”.