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Denki Kaminari: The Lightning Thief

Summary:

A My Hero Academia and Percy Jackson crossover fic. Or alternatively a MHA group chat, lyric not prank fic.

I am sorry if it is not the best, it is my first attempt at something like this.

As of 1/27/25 this is back and will be continued until completion. I am so sorry for the extended hiatus that this story had been left on.

Notes:

Kaminari Denki - Percy

Bakugo Katsuki -Playing Clarisse

Sero Hanta - Playing Grover

Ashido Mina - Playing Selina

Jirou Kyoka - Annabeth

Aoyama Yuga - Playing Luke

Uraraka Ochako- Playing Katie Gardener

Kirishima Eijirou - Playing Extra

All Might- Playing Chiron

Midnight- Playing Mrs. Dodds

 

Disclaimer: I do not own My Hero Academia, nor Percy Jackson in any way. I especially do not own The Lightning Thief musical either.

Chapter 1: The Day I Got Expelled

Notes:

Welcome back everyone! As of 1/27/25 I am back to working on this fic. I have added colors and have begun working on the next chapters. I am so sorry for the delays, I had a very turbulent few years and had absolutely no interest in writing. I hope you enjoy and I will post again very soon. :)))))

Chapter Text

Prologue/The Day I Got Expelled

 

Class 1-A Groupchat

 

Aoyama: The gods are real

Aoyama: Like the Greek gods

 

Hagakure: What?

 

Midoriya: They are?

 

Tokoyami: I highly doubt they are Aoyama.

 

Ojiro: they're just myths though…

 

Jirou: Like the ones you learned about

 

 Momo: Jirou, you too?

 

Jirou: But weren’t paying attention to.

 

Tsuyu: you really are calling out most of the bakusquad

 

Hagakure: hey! the greek mythology unit was confusing

Hagakure: and hard to pay attention to

 

Iida: Actually, it is strange as that group has been paying the most attention in those particular lessons, and answering a majority of the questions asked.

 

Momo: That is true Iida. I think Kaminari in particular answered most of those questions.

 

Aoyama: Well, they don’t pay attention to you either

 

Jirou: Well, they don’t pay attention to you either

 

Tokoyami: of course they don't pay attention to anyone.

Tokoyami: they don't exist.

 

Aoyama: Especially if you’re their kid

 

Jirou: Especially if you’re their kid

 

Mina: Especially if you’re their kid

 

Sero: Especially if you’re their kid

 

Uraraka: Especially if you’re their kid

 

Bakugo: Especially if you’re their kid

 

Kirishima: Especially if you’re their kid

 

Ojiro: are you guys calling yourselves the kids of gods? That is a bit egotistical.

 

Midoriya: A child of a god? Kacchan? But I've known your parents forever, as far as I know they aren't gods…

 

Tsuyu: Ochako what are you doing?

Tsuyu: Most of the squad is involved in this mess except for Kaminari and Shinso?

Tsuyu: How did they get you involved Aoyama? You normally don't spend time with that particular group…

 

Todoroki: So there are secret children of the gods in our class?

 

Midoriya: No Todoroki!  Maybe they are just telling a story. No conspiracies involved.

 

Todoroki: Hm. I have doubt about that.

 

Sero: The gods have godly things to do

 

Shouji: Do they?

 

Mina: Godly places they need to see

 

Sero: Godly places they need to see

 

Hagakure: if, and I mean if the gods are real then they would have their own things to do…

 

Bakugo: Godly plans they need to make

Bakugo: that don’t include me…

 

Todoroki: Is your superiority complex this bad Bakugo?

 

Tsuyu: Bakugo is not yelling, or cursing.

Tsuyu:  That is very strange. 

Tsuyu: He is too calm about this.

 

Shinso: it may come as a surprise, but when with the squad he can be calmer, or more chaotic depending on what is happening

 

Aoyama: Yeah, the Gods are real

 

Jirou: Yeah, the Gods are real

 

Mina: Yeah, the Gods are real

 

Sero: Yeah, the Gods are real

 

Uraraka: Yeah, the Gods are real

 

Bakugo: Yeah, the Gods are real

 

Kirishima: Yeah, the Gods are real

 

Tokoyami: again no they are not real

 

Midoriya: why aren't you guys responding to us?

 

Aoyama: And they have kids

 

Jirou: And they have kids

 

Mina: And they have kids

 

Sero: And they have kids

 

Uraraka: And they have kids

 

Bakugo: And they have kids

 

Kirishima: And they have kids

 

Aizawa: What are you seven going on about.

 

Momo: We do not know Mr. Aizawa. They are talking about the Greek gods being real?

Momo: And them possibly being kids of those gods.

 

Aizawa: Hm. I see.

 

Aoyama: And those kids have

 

Jirou: And those kids have

 

Mina: And those kids have

 

Sero: And those kids have

 

Uraraka: And those kids have

 

Bakugo: And those kids have

 

Kirishima: And those kids have

 

Tokoyami: delusions?

 

Aoyama: Issues~

 

Jirou: Issues~

 

Mina: Issues~

 

Sero: Issues~

 

Uraraka: Issues~

 

Bakugo: Issues~

 

Kirishima: Issues~

 

Shinso: yeah, we all know you have issues Blasty that's nothing new

 

Tsuyu: Who wouldn't have issues with an immortal parent? 

Tsuyu: Most people have issues with regular parents

 

Todoroki: I have issues and a human parent to blame. 

 

Midoriya: …

 

Tsuyu: …

 

Iida: …

 

Aoyama: Issues~

 

Jirou: Issues~

 

Mina: Issues~

 

Sero: Issues~

 

Uraraka: Issues~

 

Bakugo: Issues~

 

Kirishima: Issues~

 

Jirou: Daddy doesn’t love me

 

Mina: Daddy doesn’t love me

 

Uraraka: Daddy doesn't love me

 

Aoyama: Daddy doesn’t love me

 

 Todoroki: Same. 

 

Jirou: And mommy is a god

 

Mina: And mommy is a god

 

Uraraka: And mommy is a god

 

Aoyama: And mommy is a god

 

Tsuyu: Ochako? What are you talking about?

 

Kirishima: Mommy can’t protect me

 

Bakugo: Mommy can’t protect me

 

Sero: Mommy can’t protect me

 

Kirishima: And daddy is a god

 

Bakugo: And daddy is a god

 

Sero: And daddy is a god

 

Hagakure: so what you guys are saying is Mina, Jirou, Uraraka, and Aoyama are kids of a goddess??

Hagakure: And Kirishima, Bakugo, and Sero are sons of a god???

Hagakure: this makes no sense

 

Todoroki: Who are your "god" parents then?

 

 Midoriya: But Uncle Masaru is not a god?

 

Shinso: Who knows Mido, maybe he is and you never knew.

 

Jirou: Mommy is too busy

 

Mina: Mommy is too busy

 

Uraraka: Mommy is too busy

 

Aoyama: Mommy is too busy

 

Kirishima: And daddy is too busy

 

Bakugo: And daddy is too busy

 

Sero: And daddy is too busy

 

Aizawa: Why are your parents too busy?

 

Aoyama: busy, busy, busy, busy being a god. Yeah

 

Jirou: busy, busy, busy, busy being a god. Yeah

 

Mina: busy, busy, busy, busy being a god. Yeah

 

Sero: busy, busy, busy, busy being a god. Yeah

 

Uraraka: busy, busy, busy, busy being a god. Yeah

 

Bakugo: busy, busy, busy, busy being a god. Yeah

 

Kirishima: busy, busy, busy, busy being a god. Yeah

 

Tokoyami: they are ignoring everyone to spam the chat.

 

Hagakure: That is kinda sad though. 

 

Tsuyu: ^

 

Midoriya: ^^

 

Shinso: ^

 

Aoyama: You never listen to me

 

Jirou: You never listen to me

 

Mina: You never listen to me

 

Sero: You never listen to me

 

Uraraka: You never listen to me

 

Bakugo: You never listen to me

 

Kirishima: You never listen to me

 

Momo: I do listen to you guys whenever you talk to me though.

 

Tsuyu: I don't think they are talking about you or any of us

 

Aoyama: You never listen

 

Jirou: You never listen

 

Mina: You never listen

 

Sero: You never listen

 

Uraraka: You never listen

 

Bakugo: You never listen

 

Kirishima: You never listen

 

Tokoyami: if you weren't saying stupid shit like the Greek gods are real then maybe I would listen

 

Aoyama: You never listen to me

 

Jirou: You never listen to me

 

Mina: You never listen to me

 

Sero: You never listen to me

 

Uraraka: You never listen to me

 

Bakugo: You never listen to me

 

Kirishima: You never listen to me

 

Aoyama: You never listen, oh~

 

Jirou: You never listen, oh~

 

Mina: You never listen, oh~

 

Sero: You never listen, oh~

 

Uraraka: You never listen, oh~

 

Bakugo: You never listen, oh~

 

Kirishima: You never listen, oh~

 

Sato: I am listening

Sato: I like stories

 

Aoyama: You never listen but

 

Jirou: You never listen but

 

Mina: You never listen but

 

Sero: You never listen but

 

Uraraka: You never listen but

 

Bakugo: You never listen but

 

Kirishima: You never listen but

 

Midoriya: But?

 

Aoyama: Now, you’re gonna listen

 

Jirou: Now, you’re gonna listen

 

Mina: Now, you’re gonna listen

 

Sero: Now, you’re gonna listen

 

Uraraka: Now, you’re gonna listen

 

Bakugo: Now, you’re gonna listen

 

Kirishima: Now, you’re gonna listen

 

Momo: Of course I am going to listen.

 

Todoroki: Tell me all about the lives of these god children.

 

Aoyama: ‘Cause it’s time you heard our side of the story

 

Jirou: ‘Cause it’s time you heard our side of the story

 

Mina: ‘Cause it’s time you heard our side of the story

 

Sero: ‘Cause it’s time you heard our side of the story

 

Uraraka: ‘Cause it’s time you heard our side of the story

 

Bakugo: ‘Cause it’s time you heard our side of the story

 

Kirishima: ‘Cause it’s time you heard our side of the story

 

Midoriya: Oh! Are you all going to tell us a story? Like the backstory as to why you all knew each other before UA? Is that what this is about?

 

Tokoyami: They knew each other before UA?

 

Iida: From what Uraraka has told us, yes. They apparently all attend a summer camp in the States, where they supposedly are currently as it is summer… 

 

Tsuyu: I don't know what gods would have to do with how they all met though

 

Aoyama: It’s time you heard our story

 

Jirou: It’s time you heard our story

 

Mina: It’s time you heard our story

 

Sero: It’s time you heard our story

 

Uraraka: It’s time you heard our story

 

Bakugo: It’s time you heard our story

 

Kirishima: It’s time you heard our story

 

Shinso: Are you guys gonna actually tell the story or are you gonna spam some more?

 

Todoroki: Shinso. Aren't you a member of the "bakusquad" do you know what is happening?

 

Shinso: I dunno if I know yet. I have heard too many tales from them to know yet. They actually need to start the story first.

 

Kaminari: Look!

Kaminari: I didn’t want to be a half-blood

 

Shinso: Oh yeah, nevermind I know what's happening now.

 

Tsuyu: So you are the only bakusquad member to not be apart of this chaos since apparently Kaminari is?

 

Shinso: Uraraka is the only Dekusquad member to be a part of the chaos. I don't see the issue here.

 

Midoriya: What is a half-blood?

 

Kaminari: I didn’t ask to be a hero seeking praise

 

Tokoyami: you literally chose to go to UA. the number one hero school in Japan.

 

Kaminari: Being a half-blood it’s scary

Kaminari: It mostly gets you killed in very nasty ways

 

Hagakure: so does going into heroics

 

Kaminari: I didn’t want to cause trouble, trouble

 

Iida: You are one of the leading causes of my stress.

 

Jirou: ^

 

Momo: Jirou? Are you agreeing with Iida?

 

Kaminari: I am less the player and more the played

Kaminari: And, honestly, I’d totally be fine if I could make it to the next grade, next grade

 

Momo: Are your grades really that bad Kaminari? If so I could help you study when summer ends?

 

Kaminari: It wasn’t dirty socks or my stepdad

Kaminari: It was danger that I smelled

 

Hagakure: What does your stepdad smell like?

 

Shinso: Did.

 

Hagakure: ???

 

Shinso: If I am right, this story took place four or so years ago from what I was told, this stepdad is no longer Kami's stepdad, he is thankfully no longer involved at all.

 

Midoriya: Oh…. That still doesn't answer any of the previous questions…

 

Kaminari: The day it all went down

Kaminari: They day I got expelled…

 

Midoriya: Wait! What happened? Sure you are chaotic, but you aren't troublesome enough to get expelled.

 

Hagakure: wait what? you were expelled????

 

Tsuyu: Huh?

 

Iida: What! You were expelled?

 

Momo: What! Why were you expelled?

 

Tokoyami: what chaos did you cause?

 

Shinso: Oof. 

 

Aizawa: He was not expelled from UA problem children.

 

Midoriya: Well… Shinso did say that this was a story from the past? Was he actually expelled before?

 

Nedzu: Yes, young Midoriya. Multiple times actually, but he is a recommendation student with an American heroes license, therefore, his expulsions do not count on his record.

 

Hagakure: i thought it was a joke that he had an American heroes license? He and Jirou mentioned it like once, and it seemed that they were joking around, not being serious

 

Aizawa: The two of them do have hero licenses, but I do not know what this story has to do with it either.

 

Shinso: You will just have to wait and see then.

 

Kaminari: Maybe you don’t know what a half-blood is because your life is normal and happy, but my life?

Kaminari: Let me set the scene.

 

Todoroki: I do not think my life counts as normal or happy either. And I am not a "half-blood".

 

Aizawa: As soon as school starts up again Todoroki, you will be seeing the school therapist.

 

Todoroki: …

 

Kaminari: We were on this freaky field trip

 

Sero: Freaky trip~

 

Uraraka: Freaky trip~

 

Kirishima: Freaky trip~

 

Iida: You were all on the same field trip? Or was it just you Kaminari?

 

Kaminari: That is where this story should probably start

 

Sero: Ooooh~

 

Uraraka: Ooooh~

 

Kirishima: Ooooh~

 

Midoriya: What are you guys ooh-ing for?

 

Kaminari: We were geeking out on ancient Greek at the New York Metropolitan Museum of Art

 

Aoyama: We were geeking out on ancient Greek at the New York Metropolitan Museum of Art

 

Jirou: We were geeking out on ancient Greek at the New York Metropolitan Museum of Art

 

Mina: We were geeking out on ancient Greek at the New York Metropolitan Museum of Art

 

Sero: We were geeking out on ancient Greek at the New York Metropolitan Museum of Art

 

Uraraka : We were geeking out on ancient Greek at the New York Metropolitan Museum of Art

 

Bakugo: We were geeking out on ancient Greek at the New York Metropolitan Museum of Art

 

Kirishima: We were geeking out on ancient Greek at the New York Metropolitan Museum of Art

 

Tsuyu: New York? I mean I know Kaminari and Jirou grew up in America, but didn't most of you grow up in Japan? 

Tsuyu: And Mr. Aizawa mentioned that Kaminari and Jirou have American Hero licenses, but it doesn't make sense for all of them

 

Hagakure: they go to that summer camp in America maybe that is what is being referenced

 

Kaminari: We stopped by all the statues

 

Sero: Statues!

 

Kaminari: And learned about the gods

 

Kirishima: Gods!

 

Kaminari: With Mr. Toshinori and my substitute, Ms. Midnight

 

Midoriya: ALL MIGHT WAS YOUR TEACHER???

Midoriya: I THOUGHT HE DID NOT TEACH UNTIL UA. 

 

Momo: Midnight is also involved in this story? Maybe our teachers are filling in these roles in the tale?

 

Kaminari: Hadn’t done nothing wrong

 

Tokoyami: That is hard to believe

 

Kaminari: Wasn’t rude

 

Midoriya: You are generally a super nice guy Kaminari!

 

Kaminari: Hadn’t rebelled~

 

Tokoyami: Again, hard to believe 

 

Kaminari: On the day it all went down~

 

Aoyama: On the day it all went down~

 

Jirou: On the day it all went down~

 

Mina: On the day it all went down~

 

Sero: On the day it all went down~

 

Uraraka : On the day it all went down~

 

Bakugo: On the day it all went down~

 

Kirishima: On the day it all went down~

 

Kaminari: The day I got expelled

 

Hagakure: what do the Greek gods have to do with getting expelled???

 

All Might : The Greek Gods! Almighty titans of earth, sea, and sky!

 

Midoriya: Didn't we go over this not too long before summer began?

 

Tsuyu: I think so…

 

All Might: But even they were children once. And they didn’t have it easy!

All Might: Their father, Kronos, feared the day his children would inherit the earth.

All Might: So what did he do?

 

Tsuyu: I don't remember. 

 

All Might: Anyone?

 

Tokoyami: he ate them.

 

Hagakure: Ew! Is that really the answer?

 

All Might: Anyone?

 

Kaminari: …

 

Midnight: He ate them!

 

All Might: Ah… thank you Ms. Midnight.

All Might: But! One child, Zeus escaped and devised a plan to rescue his brothers and sisters!

All Might: He tricked Kronos into eating a rock. And what did Kronos do?

 

Tsuyu: Tokoyami do you remember this one as well.

 

All Might: Anyone?

 

Tokoyami: he vomited them out.

 

All Might: Any student?

 

 Hagakure: i would quit being a teacher at this point

Hagakure: no student wants to answer

 

Midnight: He vomited them up!

 

Kaminari: I didn’t really get the story, at least it wasn’t boring as I’d feared

Kaminari: But is it me, or is Greek mythology not deeply weird?

 

Todoroki: It is weird. It is also boring.

 

Hagakure: ^

 

Kaminari: I didn’t want to pay attention

 

Jirou: Pay Attention! Pay Attention!

 

Bakugo: Pay Attention! Pay Attention!

 

Kirishima: Pay Attention! Pay Attention!

 

Kaminari: Now I wish I had taken notes

 

Midoriya: Why would you have wanted to take notes about the Greek myths?

 

Iida: They did mention the gods quite a bit in the beginning.

 

Kaminari: But my focus is in question

Kaminari: And gods and indigestion caused a groan from all our throats

 

Kirishima: Ew!

 

Uraraka : Ew!

 

Aoyama: Ew!

 

 Hagakure: Gross!

 

Ojiro: Ew…

 

Sero: Baaaaaaaaah!

 

Iida: ??

 

Kaminari: Dude, what was that?

 

Sero: Uh, nothing!

 

Kaminari: My best friend was acting strange, at which he so excelled

 

Todoroki: Demoting Jirou from best friend status?

 

Midoriya: Maybe this was before they met?

 

Kaminari: The day it all went down

 

Aoyama: The day it all went down

 

Jirou: The day it all went down

 

Mina: The day it all went down

 

Sero: The day it all went down

 

Uraraka : The day it all went down

 

Bakugo: The day it all went down

 

Kirishima: The day it all went down.

 

Kaminari: The day I got expelled

 

Tsuyu: Why do you keep repeating?

 

Shinso: I am pretty sure they are telling this story song style.

 

Hagakure: oh… that makes sense for the repitition, but like why?

 

Shinso: No clue. 

 

Kaminari: Why do you have peanut butter in your hair?

 

Sero: Ask Nancy Bobofit.

 

Momo: Who?

 

Sero: She’s a monster! Well, not literally. I don’t think.

 

Hagakure: monsters exist just as much as gods do, so not at all

 

Tsuyu: Nomu exist. They could be counted as monsters.

 

Hagakure: i guess

 

Kaminari: She threw a peanut butter sandwich at you?

 

Sero: She threw a peanut butter sandwich at you, I stopped it. With my head.

 

Kaminari: Hanta, you’re a good friend.

 

Sero: Aw… Dude. I’m your only friend.

 

Midoriya: …

 

Hagakure: Pfffft. That was so rude Sero.

 

Tokoyami: why would someone be throwing sandwiches at you Kaminari? 

 

Midnight: Denki Kaminari!

 

Kaminari: I knew something was up when I heard my name get yelled

 

Midoriya: ?

 

Kaminari: The day it all went down

 

Aoyama: The day it all went down

 

Jirou: The day it all went down

 

Mina: The day it all went down

 

Sero: The day it all went down

 

Uraraka : The day it all went down

 

Bakugo: The day it all went down

 

Kirishima: The day it all went down.

 

Kaminari: I saw something odd in Ms. Midnights’ frown

 

Shouji: Was she looking at you strangely?

 

Aoyama: The day it all got weird

 

Jirou: The day it all got weird

 

Mina: The day it all got weird

 

Sero: The day it all got weird

 

Uraraka : The day it all got weird

 

Bakugo: The day it all got weird

 

Kirishima: The day it all got weird

 

Todoroki: What got weird.

 

Kaminari: The day I got expelled

 

Midnight: Mr. Kaminari

 

Kaminari: Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh~

 

Ojiro: Why are you Oh-ing? Is that a part of the song?

 

Tokoyami: probably, this might make more sense with music

 

Midnight: Mr. Kaminari

 

Kaminari: Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh~

 

Midnight: Mr. Kaminari! Please see me by the sphinx

 

Tsuyu: The sphinx? There is a statue of that at the museum?

 

Momo: Yes there is. I have visited this museum when my family went to America a few years ago. I remember the Sphinx exhibit had been closed down briefly for a reason I don't really remember. But there is one there.

 

Kaminari: Look… If this is about Nancy Bobofit, she only hates me because I tried to get her to stop wedgie-ing the first graders-

 

Shinso: You did your best Denk.

 

Midnight: I have heard much about you… Denki Kaminari.

 

Midoriya: That's kinda creepy Midnight.

 

Kaminari: Really? That is very dedicated for a substitute…

 

Midnight: Kicked out of five schools in six years

 

Todoroki: Five schools in six years? You really are a troublemaker, teach me your ways.

 

Midoriya: Todoroki no! Also what did you do to get expelled five times.

 

Shinso: Step one: Be Kaminari Denki

 

Shinso: Step two: Exist.

 

Tsuyu: You are calling him out as a trouble magnet.

 

Shinso: Yep. He deserves it.

 

Iida: That is highly inappropriate to say to a student as a substitute teacher Midnight. Or even as a teacher in general.

 

Midnight: One might question your parentage.

 

Kaminari: Hey, don’t talk about my mom-

 

Midnight: And your father? That’s right…

Midnight: You don’t know who he is! Hahahahaha!

 

Iida: That is even more inappropriate to be bringing a student's family history into this.

 

Kaminari: What’s this about anyway?

 

Midnight: …

 

Kaminari: …

Kaminari: Uh, Ms. Midnight? You have something growing on your-

 

Midnight: AAHAHAHAHA!

 

Kaminari: Aaah!

 

Aizawa: What is happening to Midnight, Kaminari?

 

All Might: What ho, Denki!

 

Kaminari: Mr. Toshinori! What am I supposed to do with a pen- Sword! Woah!

 

Aizawa: Sword? You gave Kaminari of all children a sword ?

 

Midnight: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

 

Kaminari: Mr. Toshinori? Ms…. Midnight? Um…

Kaminari: I didn’t know what just had happened

 

Tokoyami: you know more than we do. please explain what that was.

 

Kaminari: Was that all a creepy crazy dream?

 

Hagakure: this feels like a fever dream of some sort

Hagakure: so probably

 

Kaminari: My teacher was a creature

 

Todoroki: A creature? What type of creature? Was she a cryptid of some sort?

 

Kaminari: Then she vanished in the ether

Kaminari: With a demon scream

 

Todoroki: A demon? Are there Greek demons?

 

Midoriya: What do you mean she vanished into the ether? Did you kill your teacher?

 

Kaminari: The next thing that I knew I was where detention was held

 

Tsuyu: Don't tell us that this is how you got expelled?

 

Kaminari: The day it all got real

Kaminari: The day I got-

Kaminari: Expelled?!

 

Tsuyu: …

 

All Might: I tried, Denki, but the headmaster stands firm in his decision. You were supposed to stay with the group. And this was your final warning.

 

Midoriya: That is not fair! He didn't do anything?

 

Momo: Midnight told him to come with her. He did as he was told.

 

Kaminari: But it wasn’t my fault, it was Ms. Midnight!

Kaminari: She attacked me, and… you saw it!

 

Iida: She attacked you?

 

All Might: Did I?

 

Hagakure: YES! You saw it. 

 

Kaminari: And you gave me that pen!

Kaminari: Only it wasn’t a pen, it was a sword, and..

Kaminari: What?

 

Sero: Denki… We’ve never had a teacher named Ms. Midnight.

 

Midoriya: Sero… What? 

 

Tokoyami: Sero are you trying to make this whole situation worse on your "best friend"?

 

All Might: Perhaps it’s for the best. This wasn’t the place for you. It was only a matter of time before-

 

Kaminari: I got kicked out?

 

Tsuyu: This hurts.

Tsuyu: Shinso said that this happened like four years ago.

Tsuyu: And it probably wasn't actually All Might or Midnight. 

Tsuyu: But this still hurts to read, imagine being Kaminari in this situation. 

Tsuyu: Or even actually seeing Kaminari being in this situation.

 

Tokoyami: indeed. this is upsetting, and very confusing.

 

Midoriya: I might start crying. I am just imagining All Might actually saying this to Kaminari, or any of us.

 

All Might: That’s not what I was going to-

 

Kaminari: You think I am trouble.

Kaminari: Just like everyone else.

 

Momo: Kami… You may be chaotic, but you aren't trouble.

 

Hagakure: ^^ 

 

Ojiro: ^

 

All Might: No, but… That is to say…

All Might: I can only accept the best from you, Denki.

 

Midoriya: …

 

All Might: Someday, you’ll understand why. I’m truly sorry.

 

Kaminari: Yeah well, I’m sorry I let you down.

 

Tsuyu: That is so much pressure. Especially for a what eleven or twelve year old kid who did absolutely nothing wrong.

 

Iida: He has done nothing wrong? Nothing against the rules, he truly did not rebel, or even try to do anything chaotic and yet he still got expelled…

 

Sero: Maybe he’s right. You never fit in at this school anyway. You’re not exactly…

 

Kaminari: Normal?

 

Momo: Sero, you are normally a much better friend than this…

 

Sero: Exactly! Hahaha!

Sero: I mean uh… I’ll see you on the bus

 

Hagakure: so Kaminari was expelled, his best friend is being a dick, and leaves him all alone. Poor Kami…

 

Midoriya: …

 

Kaminari: So if you think you are a half-blood

 

Tokoyami: back to the half-blood thing. what does that have to do with being expelled?

 

Kaminari: Better get headed to the exits now

Kaminari: ‘Cause folks will think you’re lying

 

Aizawa: Evidently.

 

Kaminari: Better run and don't start crying

Kaminari: ‘Cause you’re monster chow

 

Tsuyu: I don't believe the god part yet, but the monsters could be real. 

Tsuyu: There are all sorts of quirks, maybe he is mistaking Greek mythology for quirk use.

 

Kaminari: Or stick around and maybe you’ll learn from me

Kaminari: This ain’t Odysseus’ Odyssey

 

Iida: Odysseus is a legendary hero from ancient times. Why are you comparing yourself to him? You are your own type of hero.

 

Kaminari: So hear me out if you’re so compelled

Kaminari: But, nobody listens to me, they never listen

 

Momo: I believe we are all trying to listen to what you are saying, as confusing and disheartening as it is.

 

Kaminari: Nobody listens to me, they never listen, oh

 

Midoriya: Kaminari…

 

Todoroki: I am listening. 

 

Aoyama: Dude! You got

 

Jirou: Dude! You got

 

Mina: Dude! You got

 

Sero: Dude! You got

 

Uraraka: Dude! You got

 

Bakugo: Dude! You got

 

Kirishima: Dude! You got

 

Hagakure: please say pranked i am crying already 

 

Aoyama: Expelled~

 

Jirou: Expelled~

 

Mina: Expelled~

 

Sero: Expelled~

 

Uraraka: Expelled~

 

Bakugo: Expelled~

 

Kirishima: Expelled~

 

Tokoyami: why are you all rubbing it in? 

 

 Kaminari: I didn’t want to be a halfblood!

 

Hagakure: what even is a half-blood?

 

Iida: …I believe in this particular case, he is referencing being half god and half human. Even though from what we know it should be impossible.

 

Aoyama: Expelled!

 

Jirou: Expelled!

 

Mina: Expelled!

 

Sero: Expelled!

 

Uraraka: Expelled!

 

Bakugo: Expelled!

 

Kirishima: Expelled!

 

Kaminari: I didn’t ask to be a halfblood!

Kaminari: Expelled!

 

Aoyama: Expelled!

 

Jirou: Expelled!

 

Mina: Expelled!

 

Sero: Expelled!

 

Uraraka: Expelled!

 

Bakugo: Expelled!

 

Kirishima: Expelled!

 

Tsuyu: Is the song over? 

Tsuyu: Are we gonna learn any more or are you leaving us with just that?

 

Momo: It has been a few minutes since anything else has been sent from the group.

 

Todoroki: I would like more information please.

 

Iida: I think we all would like more information on this story.

 

Midoriya: Kacchan will you explain what you mean by your dad being a god? 

 

Hagakure: Kaminari are you okay? 

 

Tokoyami: I am still not going to believe in Gods being real. but I would also like to learn more of whatever it is that you have gone through.