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So, it came to that.
Julius really did think Emily's wrongdoings wouldn't go any further, but it seems his enemy liked to prove him wrong every damn week .
Last month, he thought the bank robbery would've been the hitting point. Two weeks ago, the museum heist should've done that. Last week, the hacking into government systems and literally getting info on the entire country's state of affairs would be just the little sparkle at the end that Emily always liked to add in her presentations.
Julius always got the stuff back though, and no one got actually hurt; maybe a scare here or there from having personal information leaked, but nothing too major. And he could forgive. He was literally known for that. Julius liked to consider himself to be a pretty forgiving guy, even. Emily just had to, you know, apologize .
But now? Now things went too far.
The black-haired man was fuming, holding himself back not to put on his suit and speed over to Emily's headquarters that he knew were in the undergrounds of that one warehouse more out of town. He could feel his electric powers crackle and tingle around his skin, blue lightning making itself present just before the sounds, and his blue eyes seeming to glow as he looked over Emily's most recent evil doing.
No one dyes Mr. Licky's fur avocado green and gets away with life.
There he was, the calm and collected - supposedly white - cat, sitting, licking his - now green - paws absent-mindedly. His beautiful royal red collar with his name tag that he always wore around his neck, now stained with the horrible color.
Oh, how distressed must he be…
Next to Mr. Licky was the letter that came with him in the basket, inside an envelope. On said letter, the loopy handwriting Julius' best friend-turned-nemesis had that the hero knew too well could be seen.
"Dearly detested,
Doesn't he look lovely? I personally like this color on him much more than that bland white. By the way, Mr. Licky is such a sweetheart, he kept purring while I was applying the dye!!! (≧◡≦) Can I keep him next time? Oh, why am I asking? I will anyway! (=^ω^=)
Since I've done you such a big favor this time, I know you won't complain with me sending you the bill for the creative grooming dye, right? Everything comes with a price after all, and I'm already doing you a big one by not charging you my labor fees.
But I'm already writing too much here! I have other things to do, so for now, I will retreat.
Until next week!!!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
Hatingly,
Emily, aka Rogue"
Julius grit his teeth, making a loud clacking sound in his mouth. The electricity that buzzed through him growed in intensity, and Mr. Licky got further away from the 23 year old man, knowing that when his tutor got like that, it would be best to stay away or else your fur would become toast.
Remembering the words written on the paper just made the man even madder.
A robbery, he could let go; An invasion of privacy, he could forgive; A kidnapping for ransom that turns out no one got actually kidnapped, but still managed to rob their socks out, he could pretend never happened.
But Mr. Licky? In avocado green ?
Even Julius had limits.
Instantly, the man got on his computer, hands flying through the keyboard as he typed not so kind words in his designated Discord group chat with Emily, the one that was accordingly named " 'i hate u' speeches n other shit ". This was not a " negotiation jazz " kind of talk, and much less a " CUTE CAT VIDSSSSS " discussion topic.
As soon as his four thousand, six pages long, entirely in caps, defamation text was sent, Emily answered:
rogue4life
u kno i never read those, rite? [01:43 AM]
but i see u received the gift i senttt [01:43 AM]
now tell me [01:44 AM]
in a scale of 1 being "i can live w/ that :/" and 10 being "I will destroy everything you love and hold dear" how much did u h8 it? :D [01:46 AM]
bsides, mr. licky is much cuter like dat. soz if u have no taste [01:47 AM]
capSparkz
solid 8. [01:47 AM]
i will fucking kill you in your sleep DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO LET THE FUR GROW BACK TO ITS ORIGINAL COLOR YOU ASS????? [01:48 AM]
rogue4life
oh u wanna fite????? >:D [01:48 AM]
im ready all the time buddy u kno where 2 find me if u wanna settle dis [01:49 AM]
but i guess ur too much of a chicken :/ [01:49 AM]
capSparkz
… [01:50 AM]
i'll let you know i'm entering High Tension mode and give you a four minute head start for this. [01:52 AM]
rogue4life
wait what [01:52 AM]
hoOLY FUCCK ABORT ABoRT5!!!! [01:53 AM]
That night, the entire city of Fort Kaos had an energy black out. During such, a warehouse near the edge of the city seemed to have gotten completely destroyed in what was reported as a surprise attack from the city's local superhero, Captain Sparkz, against the most peace disturbing villainess the world has ever seen, Rogue.
The hero claims that it was a response against the villainess' most recent acts of cruel nature, and with the new hideout of the enemy discovered, he planned for an attack during her weakest hour. Forensics have found evidence of the villainess' presence in a secret underground facility located underneath the warehouse. Specialists in Captain Sparkz's Forensics Team are joining forces with the FBI in order to figure out what is Rogue's next move via deciphering the villainess' abandoned documents, but results have been inconclusive until now, for Rogue's documents appear to have caught fire sometime during the fight, with the exception of a receipt for a creative grooming avocado green dye.
It seems that Rogue's eventual capture by Captain Sparkz is, still, not upon us.