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Published:
2022-05-03
Completed:
2023-01-05
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It's Raining Back

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Here be misheard lyrics

Chapter 1: It's Raining Back

Summary:

When I first heard the song "It's Raining Men", radio receivers were bad. So I misheard the catchphrase as "It's Raining Back". A silly error, but it sat in me like a splinter for many years. And recently I realized a possible meaning of such a song. It's about an internet troll who decided he can harass literally anyone, even the sky, even God! So he pissed straight up, was drenched back and boasts the heavens bothered to retaliate. Isn't it cute? Now listen to the music and sing aloooone!

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My dick is rising
The urine starts to flow
(Internal hydraulic forces really make it go)
'Cause today for the first time
Goes not down my liquid jet:
I'm checking if the sky
May by pissed wet...

It's raining back! Haleluja!
It's raining back! Oh, heck!
It's raining back! Haleluja!
It's raining back! Oh, heck!

I've pissed on the Heaven
And it's bothered to answer me!
It is not so impassive!
After all, it respects my wee!
Being of level 90th,
My trolling hits the sky...
Cov'red in tiny droplets,
I stay cool and sly!

It's raining ba-a-ack!