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"Well, Gus, it was obvious. Only a murderer would pretend not to be able to see murple after I explained to him what it was."
"So if he had said, 'Don't be a moron, Spencer, that's just lavender,' like Lassiter, you would have let him go?"
Shawn nodded his head sorrowfully. "Justice was hanging by a thread. I hope you appreciated the drama of the situation."
Gus rolled his eyes. "That's the stupidest plan I ever heard, Shawn. Now give me back my tie."