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Plenilune_Gaze: Yanfei, do you remember how I asked you to annotate the recent bill passed by the Lady Tianquan?
Wise_Innocence: yeah, what about it
Plenilune_Gaze: I’m afraid I don’t quite understand some of the notes you’ve written.
Wise_Innocence: such as?
Plenilune_Gaze: Here in Section 12, you encircled the paragraph where the Lady Tianquan prohibits fishing after-curfew and wrote “cringe” in the margins.
Wise_Innocence: well yes
Wise_Innocence: because it’s cringe
Plenilune_Gaze: But what does “cringe” mean?
Wise_Innocence: seriously? what are you, 3000 years old?
Plenilune_Gaze: Yes.
Wise_Innocence: oh true
Wise_Innocence: basically it’s when you don’t like something
Plenilune_Gaze: I see.
Wise_Innocence: and then when you do like something, it’s based
Plenilune_Gaze: …
Plenilune_Gaze: …based on what?
Wise_Innocence: oh my god
Wise_Innocence: okay, let’s start over from the beginning…
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Vigilant_Yaksha: Ganyu.
Plenilune_Gaze: Yes, Xiao?
Vigilant_Yaksha: I have recently located a camp of Abyssal servants to the north of Luhua, and I was wondering…
Vigilant_Yaksha: …if you would like to clear it out with me?
Plenilune_Gaze: Xiao, you know how I feel about these things…
Plenilune_Gaze: Killing is cringe.
Vigilant_Yaksha: Right, of course.
Vigilant_Yaksha: Wait, what? What is “cringe”?
Plenilune_Gaze: Many things. Violence. War. Tax evasion.
Vigilant_Yaksha: …I see.
Plenilune_Gaze: Besides, it is already 2 in the afternoon, so I will be going to sleep.
Vigilant_Yaksha: Is it not a bit too early for that?
Plenilune_Gaze: Of course not. After all, sleeping is based. Goodnight, Xiao.
Vigilant_Yaksha: Wait.
Vigilant_Yaksha: Based on what?
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Plenilune_Gaze: Yanfei, can you teach me more modern slang?
Wise_Innocence: you know, it almost feels irresponsible of me to be doing this
Wise_Innocence: like i’m handing a vision to a toddler
Plenilune_Gaze: That would be cringe and unbased.
Wise_Innocence: sure would. okay, listen up…
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Lonesome_Transcendence: Ganyu, I request your assistance in a small matter.
Plenilune_Gaze: What is it, Shenhe?
Lonesome_Transcendence: Yesterday, a man tried to touch my hair without asking, so I broke thirty-six of his bones. Now, he is threatening “legal action.” Can I prevent this by breaking more of his bones?
Plenilune_Gaze: Ah, I see. It sounds as if this man is tilted.
Lonesome_Transcendence: Hmm. I think I did more than tilt him. If anything, he is completely bent. His spine, particularly.
Plenilune_Gaze: Seems like he caught those hands.
Lonesome_Transcendence: No, if he had caught my hands the damage to his body would have been lesser. What should I do?
Plenilune_Gaze: I will see if I can arrange for Yanfei to represent you. In the meantime, please refrain from doing anything sus.
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Driving_Thunder: Morning Ganyu!
Plenilune_Gaze: Good morning, Lady Yuheng.
Driving_Thunder: Hey, so I know we don’t always see eye-to-eye when it comes to Rex Lapis…
Plenilune_Gaze: Correct.
Driving_Thunder: So, I was hoping to learn more about him from you. After all, you know him better than most people. What is he like?
Plenilune_Gaze: He is a boomer.
Driving_Thunder: Haha, I guess he sort of is, huh? I mean so are you, but…
Driving_Thunder: Uh, anyway. You guys fought in a war together, right?
Plenilune_Gaze: Correct. It was a huge W.
Driving_Thunder: …Right. He had a lover, right? Guizong?
Plenilune_Gaze: That is correct.
Plenilune_Gaze: F for her.
Driving_Thunder: Indeed. Well, I apologize for all these questions…
Plenilune_Gaze: It’s okay, I understand. You are a simp.
Driving_Thunder: Um…
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Wise_Innocence: so have you been having fun with your new slang?
Plenilune_Gaze: I have been demoted.
Wise_Innocence: wow, really!? after less than a day?
Plenilune_Gaze: Well.
Plenilune_Gaze: Technically, the Lady Yuheng cannot demote me.
Plenilune_Gaze: So instead I was asked to demote myself.
Wise_Innocence: that’s pretty cringe
Plenilune_Gaze: Indeed. Oh, by the way, look at this dog I found near the harbor earlier. It has heterophobia in its eyes.
Plenilune_Gaze: *heterochromia
Wise_Innocence is typing…