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Kusunoki Masashi
Hey loves!
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Adachi Hayato
Oh, you’re still here.
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Kusunoki Masashi
I am! Want to hear a song I came up with?
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Ashikaga Takayuki
No.
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Kusunoki Masashi
Yes, you do. Okay, okay, ready?
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Ashikaga Takayuki
Hayato, where do we keep the hemlock tea?
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Adachi Hayato
It’s on my desk. Please don’t drink it.
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Ashikaga Takayuki
No, I’m going to make him drink it.
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Kusunoki Masashi
Interesting! Anyway, here’s the song. To the tune of “Be Our Guest”.
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Adachi Hayato
Sigh
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Kusunoki Masashi
Slap. His. ASS SLAP HIS ASS PUT HIS THICKNESS TO THE TEST
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Ashikaga Takayuki
NO
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Kusunoki Masashi
That’s all I have so far. What is your feedback?
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Ashikaga Takayuki
Commit seppuku.
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Adachi Hayato
I’ll get the hemlock tea.
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Kusunoki Masashi
But you don’t use hemlock tea in seppuku.
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Adachi Hayato
You will.
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One-Eye
What are you idiots up to now?
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Adachi Hayato
Murder.
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One-Eye
Understandable. Carry on.
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Kusunoki Masashi
I have a better idea than murder.
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Ashikaga Takayuki
And what is that?
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Kusunoki Masashi
We go to a coffee shop for iced coffee!
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Ashikaga Takayuki
What are you, gay?
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No one sends messages for several minutes.
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Kusunoki Masashi
You’re
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Ashikaga Takayuki
Shut up
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Kusunoki Masashi
My husband