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+ chris, that mustache does not look good on you!
- it's better than your awful soul patch! Seriously, it didn't look that bad on facetime.
+ shut up! At least the tattoos are hot. I know you like them.
- sweetheart, even those fake tattoos can't make up for your ugly face.
+ I AM HEARTBROKEN! Is this how you speak to the man who spent his only day off in weeks, cooking a nice dinner for you?
Chris, still standing at the kitchen door, smiled at his man, who was busy washing the pre dinner dishes.
- happy valentines day, sweetheart.
Sebastian threw his head back and sent him a kiss.
+ welcome home. I missed you so fucking much!
- then let go of the dishes and come give me a hug.
+ you'll get a hug, and a hug only. Don't expect any kisses from me as long as you have that mustache on.
Dinner was very nice. Sebastian made a three course meal, starting with a bread rolls arranged in the shape of a heart with a wheel of camembert cheese at center of the heart, served with red wine.
- a heart shaped bread and cheese appetizer on valentines day? One might say that's very... cheesy.
+ oh god...
- you know... 'cause its heart for valentines and its actually chee...
+ no i get it. Believe me, i get it. Just... eat. For the love of god just eat.
The second course was salmon with lemon sauce and pan fried brussel sprouts. Sebastian has always been an amazing cook, while chris himself is completely hopeless and helpless in the kitchen.
- that was very delicious seb. I eat even one more bite and I'll burst.
+ well, even if you're full, there's always room for dessert.
- i don't think there is...
+ don't worry. It's light and classic. Chocolate fondue wifh strawberries.
- ooh fondue. Are you fun? 'Cause i wanna do you.
Sebastian looks at him in disbelief.
- you know fondue is like fun-do...
+chris please stop making these puns. They're terrible. I beg of you.
- save the begging for later baby. The night is still young.
Chris poured himself and sebastian another glass of wine.
- quick question, does camembert actually go with this wine?
+ I'm not really educated on cheese-wine pairings, what i do know, is that beer doesn't go with breakfast. But you don't see me criticising your drinking habits!
- ok first of all, beer totally goes with breakfast. Second of all, in my 40 years of life I've drank beer with my breakfast exactly once. That's not really a drinking habit.
+ well, fuck me good tonight and i make you a breakfast in bed in the morning, with beer.
- a reward for fucking you good? We have plenty of time for that. Right now, you're gonna sit here and let me clean up the table.
Sebastian got up to help, Chris gave him a half assed glare.
- i said sit Sebastian. Don't make me repeat myself again.
Sebastian bowed his head.
+ sorry sir.
After cleaning the table, wrapping the leftovers and washing the dishes, chris knelt in front of Sebastian, who was still looking at the floor with bowed head. Chris took Sebastian's hands in his own, and planted a few kisses on both of them.
- thank you for dinner sweetheart. I know you've been having very long days at work, and i know how tired you are. Thank you for taking time to make us a nice valentine dinner. I love you so much.
+ you're welcome sir. And i love you too.
- you served me well tonight. As you always do. Let me take care of you now?
- please sir...