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“Severus?”
“Lupin.”
“Where do you keep your spice rack?”
“Why?”
“Simple question Sev, it’s not like I’m asking you where you keep your sex toys.”
“That’s because you already know where they are.”
“…”
“Behind the cabinet door on your left.”
“Now was that hard?”
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“Lupin, what in Merlin is this?”
“Stop poking it with your fork. It’s your favorite curry dish.”
“But why is it purple?”
“That was the only kind of carrot Sprout had.”
“Ah.”
“Good?”
“Mmm.”
“Good. Don’t stuff yourself as dessert is waiting in the bedroom.”
“So I’ll get stuffed on dessert?”
“*grin* Happy Birthday Severus.”