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"Hello, friends! Welcome back to the Yiling Laozu YouTube channel! Today I'm gonna be playing a game that you probably haven't touched in a while, some of you probably were not even born when it first came out! If that’s the case; I'm not sure this is the right place for you kid. But also I'm not your dad so there's not much I can do about that. YouTube will probably age restrict this video anyway, like you know, the rest of them."

He sighed, remembering how he'd had his most recent upload age-restricted for the second time that month for saying the word 'hole' one too many times, which fair enough he had said it a total of 13 times but it wasn't like he was flashing his actual hole on camera. He was glad it wasn't taken down, he worked hard on it especially the part where he wrote an entire 25-second song to run with a joke he made. But something about it still felt unfair when people with worse content didn't suffer the same fate.

“Anyways!! The game we’re playing today is The Sims 2! I already have an ongoing series for The Sims 4 on my channel, I’ll link it on the box side thingy if you’re interested but I was still somehow peer pressured into making a new one for the older version so here we are, I hope you’re all happy.”

He smiled menacingly at the camera for a good 5 seconds before melting into a much more genuine smile.

“No, I really do wish you all happiness. Stay safe and stay home everyone! Or else I wish your hole will forever be loose.”

He knew he’d have to cut that out, he didn’t want to receive a strike on his channel but he still couldn’t help himself from making that joke, which would probably make Jiang Cheng yell at him over the phone again for making shijie listen to his vulgar words.

Wei Ying’s adoptive sister, Jiang Yanli, never missed a single one of his uploads and it embarrassed him to no end that she had to listen to some of his stupid sex jokes but she still loved him and welcomed him with warm hugs and fragrant soup whenever he had the opportunity to visit.

He missed her terribly but he would have to wait for the lockdown to be over before having the chance of being a menace to her and her husband again.

Wei Ying finally decided to turn back towards his monitor or at least to the one that had the game’s main menu displayed on it, the other two had his camera and microphone feedback and a bunch of things for adjusting his lighting and random reminders of things he wanted to include in today’s video.

“I actually played the Sims 2 when I was a kid. I got punished for making two male Sims kiss.”

He puckered his lips and made obscene kissing sounds at that

“Or maybe it was because I was watching porn on the family computer I don’t remember.”

He did remember, he had gotten the worst beating from his aunt Yu and was banned from using the only computer they had for 3 months until his siblings managed to convince their mom to let him use it for a school project. It took another 3 months until he could use it without surveillance and he immediately seized that chance to play The Sims like a madman.

He had fond memories of that game and was pretty excited to play it again. He told the camera that and proceeded to load up a new game.

“Hahahahaha! Look at the randomly-generated Sim they gave me, he kind of looks like my high school chem teacher. Mr. Welsh if you’re watching this I hope you’re doing well also I hope you stopped wearing striped shirts.”

He then focused his attention on the Sim and started making adjustments to its appearance before an idea formulated in his brain.

He could almost hear the sound effect of a light turning on that he will edit in later unless he doesn’t.

“How about instead of making a random Sim like in my Sims 4 series, I make myself!”

He grinned and dramatically readjusted his shoulder-length ponytail and smacked his lips like he had just applied lipstick on. A move that his roommate, Lan Zhan, found annoying because he would sport an angry frown whenever Wei Ying did it. He wondered what Lan Zhan was doing right now.

Setting that thought aside he continued to pretend to look at his reflection on his second monitor and glancing back to the Sim every two seconds to make necessary adjustments, just like an artist who was making a portrait of somebody.

After probably way too long and a couple more hole jokes, Wei Ying felt that his Sim was ready and he imported him into the world.

“Everyone say hi to Wei Wuxian! It’s not my real name by the way, but old subscribers probably already know that. Oh and if by for some god awful reason you’re not subscribed, you should absolutely immediately change that for better karma or don’t and risk having a looser hole.”
Okay, maybe the hole jokes were truly too much. He took a sip of his water and re-recorded that sentence but with a much more family-friendly end, he’d simply wished them to have an uneven haircut.

Finally ready to play the game, Wei Ying took a brief look at his reminders which included things like thanking his subscribers for helping him choose what to get for take-out because Lan Zhan was being too difficult and refused to choose anything that wasn’t either bland or ridiculously expensive, asking them to check his pinned tweet for links of places and people that need urgent donations and mentioning his already popular Sims 4 series.

He already did the last one so he decided to do the other two while waiting for the game to finish loading the lot.

“Okay so I’m thinking we should make Wei Wuxian live under an open sky, you guys know how much I love stargazing right? So just a big open roof here. Of course no need for doors, we’ll just delete this portion of the wall. I need to buy him a bed and like a fridge and a shower and stuff. God Sims are such high maintenance bitches.”

He continued rambling while making the world’s worst Sim house ever (if you could even call it that).

It had 3 walls and all appliances in one corner with the toilet right next to the kitchen counter and the bed facing the oven.

“I feel like he deserves a little treat though. I mean look at him, he's so pretty haha!”

He winked at the camera playfully.

“We’ll get him a telescope to spy on his alien boyfriend.” He wriggled his eyebrows “Don’t worry about the logistics of how he already has an alien boyfriend, it’s his fat juicy ass calling out to all creatures of the universe that landed him someone like that, nothing to see here.”

He zoomed in on his Sim’s exaggerated behind while talking, although he thinks it’s not that exaggerated. His real-life butt was rather big and although he didn’t make it a habit to stare at it, he did enjoy squeezing it and making it jiggle when he wore shorts around the house. Like any sane butt haver would.

He continued playing and recording and making ass and hole jokes for another hour, torturing the poor Sim with the cruelest things that made for great entertainment.

“Hahahaha did you all see that! I can’t believe Wei Wuxian would flirt with the grim reaper, I didn’t even make him do that, what a slut.”He bit his lip and continued “Oh by the way I completely forgot about the telescope we bought and the whole alien bf thing. If I remember correctly you can get abducted by aliens if you use it frequently and it gives you rare items I think.”

He hovered his mouse over said telescope and interacted with it.

Sure enough, a few seconds later, an in-game notification popped up saying Wei Wuxian had been abducted by extraterrestrial creatures.

He laughed at the silly animation cut scene thing that played out and carried on with his “torture Wei Wuxian” self-assigned mission. So when his Sim started throwing up out of nowhere he assumed it was because of the floor 3-day old grilled cheese he made him eat but another notification showed up saying Wei Wuxian had been impregnated by aliens.

Wei Ying stared at it for a good long while before erupting into loud unrestrained laughter.

“Hahahahahahaha! I can’t believe this! This is too good, too fucking good! I’m pregnant! I’m gonna have a baby with my hot alien boyfriend who ravished me on his big alien spaceship! Isn’t this just the best twist of events possible?”

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It was at that moment that he heard something breaking in the kitchen.

Startled by the sudden sound, he stopped laughing and looked anxiously at his locked door.

Has someone broken into his apartment? Where was Lan Zhan?

He left the camera rolling and ventured out into the hallway leading from his room into the kitchen and living room with hesitant steps.

“Lan Zhan? Are you home?”

A strangled “Mn” reached his ears before he could panic.

“Lan Zhan? Are you alright? Are you hurt?” Asked Wei Ying frantically.

Lan Zhan was far from okay he was very much not okay at all.

Wei Ying was pregnant? With another alien?

But he couldn’t let Wei Ying needlessly worry about him so he answered with a simple “I’m okay.”

“What was that sound just now?”

Wei Ying’s head finally peaked into the kitchen, his bright red scrunchie a bright contrast against the boring white walls of their shared apartment.

He always loved how the beautiful boy would add a bit of color into the dull space just by being there, he doubted it had anything to do with the colorful clothes he chose though.

“Helloooo? Earth to Lan Zhan?” Wei Ying was waving his hands in front of his face and looking at him curiously through his unruly bangs.

Lan Zhan motioned for him to look down, the broken remains of the mug he just bought for Wei Ying laying on their kitchen floor.

The bright red specks of porcelain almost mocked him for his carelessness at dropping the gift while taking it out to wash it and prepare Wei Ying’s coffee.

But who could blame him? The alien had just gotten back from his weekly trip to the local grocery shop when his heightened hearing caught onto Wei Ying’s shocking words. He was probably telling his siblings the good news.

Although Lan Zhan didn’t make it a habit to eavesdrop on his gorgeous roommate (except the occasional slip up when he’s horny and he could smell and hear Wei Ying jerking off in the next room, it just helped him orgasm okay?) but whenever he would get back home from outside he’d always try to hear if Wei Ying is up or still asleep to avoid disturbing his rest.

“Did you buy a new mug, er-gege? What a shame, I love the color, I would have loved stealing it and using it for coffee. Here let me sweep this up.”

Lan Zhan bit his lip to stop himself from blurting out that he can’t steal something he was gifted but he didn’t want Wei Ying to think he was so careless with other people’s gifts so he just murmured out an apology before bending down to help pick up the broken mug.

“Wait.” Wei Ying looked at him quizzically “Wei Ying is pregnant. He shouldn’t bend down like this. You might get hurt.”

The younger boy choked on his own spit, eyes wide in shock.

“Who’s pregnant?” He chuckled nervously.

“Wei Ying doesn’t have to worry about finding another apartment for his baby. You can use my office as a nursery. Unless the father plans to let you move in with him?”

He was hoping Wei Ying would have the baby here so Lan Zhan could care for him.
“Pause!” Wei Ying looked at him like he had grown a second head “What baby? Why and how would I be pregnant? For someone so smart I can’t believe er-gege doesn’t know about basic human biology. I can’t get pregnant, I don’t have the parts. Where is this coming from?” He was still looking confused and alarmed.

Lan Zhan wanted to retort and tell him he knew the human body more than a lot of humans. It was one of the prerequisites for immigrating to earth, along with a 3-year long program on human culture and their emotions.

He’s now a master at that, he could even identify Wei Ying’s slight amusement without having to refer to his facial expression library. He never had to do that with him, he could always somehow tell.

He had a much harder time reciprocating with adequate facial expressions of his own but his Wei Ying didn’t seem to mind his stoic look, seemed to like it even. He would often tease him about it with a bright smile.

Lan Zhan knew it wasn’t his fault people from his planet didn’t need to communicate through movements of their face but he still wishes he was better at using them to make that beautiful boy smile brighter.

“I’m sorry if Wei Ying didn’t intend for me to find out so soon but I heard you say you’re pregnant with your alien boyfriend’s baby on the phone just now.”

“HUH?!” He sputtered “Alien boyfrie- ohhhhhhh.” He made a sound of realization before erupting into a bout of laughter. “Hahahahah er gege, you are so funny! Who knew you could make such jokes! I didn’t know you could hear me from my room though, am I that loud? Do I bother you, Lan Zhan?”

The alien looked incredulously at him, when did he make a joke? Perhaps this is some human thing he can’t understand but at least Wei Ying didn’t seem like he was off-put by Lan Zhan knowing about his pregnancy.

“Mn, Wei Ying is very loud.” Another delighted laugh came from the shorter man.

His mind drifted to all those nights that he would hear the slick sounds of his roommate fingering himself, moans and whimpers escaping past his lips and making Lan Zhan harden in his pants.

Speaking of which, he was a little hard right now, all that talk about Wei Ying being pregnant was making him all kinds of horny.

He would have to quickly make an excuse to go to his room and deal with this before he fully hardened and the dick print (well prints) made Wei Ying freak out. Although since he conceived with an alien, two dicks shouldn’t be too much of a surprise. Lan Zhan had met aliens with more than 5.

“Well, er gege, I’ll try to be less loud from now on. I make no promises though.”

Turns out he didn’t have to find any excuses as the younger man left with a wink.

He barely made it into his room before he took both dicks out of his pants and formed a two-handed fist around them, quickly fucking into it, thigh muscles flexing with every move.

Unfortunately, he didn’t hear Wei Ying happily talk about his pregnant simself while recording over the loud sounds of his orgasm.

As he sat there, fingers and lower abdomen painted with blueish thick cum, he wondered if he should go back out and buy ingredients more suited for human-pregnancy appropriate meals.

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Two days later, Wei Ying was once again confronted with his roommate’s weird shenanigans.

He was sitting at their cute dinner table by the window. They had both chosen it together, two weeks after Wei Ying moved in and complained about having to take his meals on the uncomfortable kitchen stools and no sunlight.

In front of him was an assortment of disgustingly healthy dishes in alarming quantities. You’d think Lan Zhan was feeding an entire army with the way food is piled over each plate.

Said man was bringing over a freshly boiled pot of tea, still wearing his “kiss the cook” apron (gifted to him by Wei Ying who very much wanted to kiss the cook).

“Lan Zhan? Is today a special day? Why is there so much food?” Questioned Wei Ying with a raised brow.

“Mn. Wei Ying is eating for two now. I made sure to keep that in mind when I made lunch.” The alien made sure to include as much warmth to his tone as humanly- err alienly possible.

“Two? Are you calling me fat er gege? It’s this damn pandemic! Don’t be mean to your poor Wei Ying.” He pouted in the most adorable way.

Lan Zhan shook his head at his roommate’s language and scolded “Do not swear. The baby should only hear good things. It is also normal to gain weight during pregnancy, Wei Ying shouldn’t worry.”

Again with the pregnancy joke, Wei Ying thought the other had forgotten about it but apparently not. He was practically begging to be teased.

“Er gege, you seem so invested in this pregnancy of mine. Do you wanna help raise the baby once it’s born?” He chuckled at himself.

The alien didn’t even have to force his face into a smile, it almost came to him naturally after hearing Wei Ying ask him if he wanted to co-parent his baby with him.

He could feel a burning happiness wash through him.

Although he felt slightly guilty about it all. If Wei Ying was asking him for help with raising the child, it could only mean that the one who had put a baby in him was no longer part of the picture.

Only yesterday, the younger male was praising him.

Perhaps, something had happened during the night and they had broken up. After all, aliens are quite fickle-minded.

Not Lan Zhan though, he would be there every step of the way, he won’t even ask about the other father because at least his leaving meant Lan Zhan had a chance to prove that he was a much better choice.

“Would gladly help Wei Ying.” He answered, determined.

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“Since my baby should be born soon, I was thinking that perhaps we should throw away the whole strong independent man who don’t need no alien boyfriend concept and welcome the idea of a stepfather. Please don’t be weird about this.” Wei Ying sighed dramatically.

He was once again recording for his Sims 2 series. People seemed to love it. He got an influx of subscribers and the engagement was great. Besides, he’s having fun! Maybe a little bit too much fun with the whole pregnancy thing but when has he ever stopped to acknowledge and face Things.

“Today, we’re adding a brand new addition to the family! Everybody give a warm round of applause to Lan Wangji!” He started clapping and zooming on the brand new sim who may or may not look like his very handsome roommate. The fact they have the same last name is a coincidence, nothing weird. He’s sure Lan Zhan wouldn’t mind.

“Lan Wangji will be helping out with house cleaning and money earning and cooking. No, that’s not unfair! Pregnancy is just a lot, someone has to do everything else.” He pouted. One could almost think he was talking about an experience he’s had.

His thoughts drifted back to Lan Zhan and how he was basically doing all of that for him already. Wei Ying barely spent any money beyond the suspiciously cheap rent and personal expenses, everything else was covered by his roommate. He also barely did any cleaning or cooking (not for lack of trying, he’s just terrible at it. Especially the latter since Lan Zhan couldn’t pretend to like it through the tears in his eyes at the painful amount of spice Wei Ying used).

“I kinda wish we had made the baby with Lan Wangji though, I mean look at him!! So tall and handsome and look at his traits! Such a smart guy, I’ll try to seduce him and see if he could be our next baby daddy because tada! He’s an alien! I used a mod for this because I want to give the baby an alien stepfather, aren’t I so thoughtful?” He sighed again, putting a hand on his forehead for *dramatic effect*.

Unfortunately, before he could praise himself for his thoughtfulness towards a bunch of pixels on a screen, his bladder signaled to him that it was time to continue being a human with biological needs for a few minutes. He kicked his gamer chair back and jumped out of it.

On his way back from the bathroom, however, he was met with an unusual sight.

Lan Zhan was on his bed, sitting stiffly and looking down like the carpet had wronged him somehow.

It was odd, the older man never came into his room uninvited and even if Wei Ying pestered him to enter, Lan Zhan would usually stand up in the middle of the room like an awkward parent who’s in their teen child’s room.

Something is definitely wrong, especially when his roommate’s red-rimmed golden eyes pierced his soul the moment he stepped foot in his room.

He yelped.

“Lan Zhan! What are you doing here?” He tried not to sound too accusatory because this is Lan Zhan’s house technically and he could be anywhere he wanted.

“Is it true?” His words sounded strained.

“Is what true?” Wei Ying cocked his head to the side curiously.

“Lan Wangji, is it true you want his baby? Is it true you will move in with him and allow him to take care of you and your child? After you asked me to fill in that role, you just…” His words faded and although his usually stoic face didn’t betray any emotion, his eyes flashed with something akin to… pain? What was this about?

Meanwhile, the taller man was trying and failing to find the best words to convince Wei Ying to stay with him.

He accidentally heard him talk about his pregnancy once again, and was at first delighted to hear that he wanted someone’s help with the baby.

Only to have his heart broken the very next second.

Wei Ying found another alien, showered him in praise, and claimed he wanted to have his second baby with him. He said that he chose him because he wanted his child to have an alien father.

A pang of guilt hit Lan Zhan, his love was just so caring that he wanted to provide his future child with a healthy inclusive environment but Lan Zhan’s selfishness still made him act impulsively.

If the only thing Wei Ying wanted was an alien father for his baby then so be it.

He would give that to him. Confidentiality contracts be damned!

“Wei Ying, I-”

“Lan Zhan, is this about the pregnancy thing again?” He cut him off.

A wave of hurt washed over the alien, Wei Ying sounded upset. He finally got fed up with Lan Zhan intruding on his life, he would be packing his bags and going to his alien boyfriend and making more babies with him and-

“I don’t know why you seem to think I can get pregnant or why I would do that with an alien but look.” He pointed towards his screen where a bunch of characters were in some sort of… house? One was standing idly in the doorway, looking uninterested in whatever was happening around him and the other was hunched over a toilet with bile rising from his throat.

He shouldn’t be able to see so well from such a distance but he had better sight as an alien and Wei Ying’s screen was quite big anyway but the more he looked at the 2d characters the more they looked familiar.

And that’s when it hit him. They looked like them.

Wei Ying hovered his cursor over the two, the names "Wei Wuxian" and "Lan Wangji" showed up.

Lan Zhan had never felt embarrassed. He was physiologically unable to. But it came close.

He quickly ran them through his search engine to figure out what he was looking at.

Apparently, this was a computer game popular among humans. Some sort of life simulator called "The Sims 2". Why is there a second one? Why does a human life simulator have aliens that abduct and impregnate people? This felt very specist to him. Perhaps he should shut down their servers.

Wei Ying was looking at him was a small amused smile.

“What do you think er gege? Are my Sims nice?”

“Mn.”

“I still can’t believe you genuinely thought I was impregnated by some random alien. What kind of impression do you have of me gege?” He fake pouted, pushing his full and glistening bottom lip out. Lan Zhan wanted to bite it.

“Do you want it?”

“Want what?”

“Want to be impregnated by an alien?” His tone sounded so much deeper than usual, Wei Ying’s knees felt weak.

“Lan Zhan! Shameless!” He exclaimed, scandalized by his roommate’s question.

“It seems to me that Wei Ying wants it. It’s all he’s been talking about.” He was hoping he successfully morphed his face into a smirk.

Little did he know, Wei Ying was losing his absolute shit at seeing the older man smirk.

“No!! Even if I wanted to, aliens don’t exist and if they do then why would they want to have a baby with me?” He was blushing furiously with every word, suddenly ashamed of all his pregnancy jokes now that Lan Zhan caught onto the fact that maybe Wei Ying was into it.

“You’re wrong.” Lan Zhan would prove it to him.

“Huh?”

Suddenly a pair of lips crashed against his own. They were exceedingly warm, almost like he was putting his lips against a hot oven door, if the oven door was 6’2 and smelled incredibly good and was grabbing his neck and tilting his head-

Wei Ying tried shoving him off to no avail, he was no match for him. And when Lan Zhan tugged at the hair at the nape of his neck and shoved his hot tongue inside his mouth, all fight left his body as he slumped against the taller man’s well-sculpted body.

He didn’t know how long they were making out for, just that it was hot and needy and all-consuming.

Soon enough (too soon for both of them), they had to separate for air. Wei Ying was gasping for air, looking cross-eyed at the string of saliva that connected their lips. It was thicker than he expected it to be. Weird…

He didn’t have time to think about it because Lan Zhan was once again fucking his mouth with his harsh tongue. It seemed like it could almost hit the back of his throat. Wei Ying was gagging because of it. Gagging for it.

A hand pinched his ass when he once again tried to shove Lan Zhan off of him. He jumped, almost knocking his head against his roommate’s chin.

“Lan Zhan! What was that for!!” He tried to sound mad but he only sounded pitiful, like his breath was knocked out of him.

“For giving mixed signals. One moment, you can no longer hold yourself up in my arms and the next, you’re trying to push me off.” He pinched his other ass cheek. Wei Ying let out a small embarrassing moan.

That seemed to spur something inside of Lan Zhan. He picked up the smaller male who instinctively wrapped his legs around his waist and dropped him on his bed, straddling him.

“What does Wei Ying want?” He looked at him darkly. Voice laced with danger. Wei Ying shuddered.

“I- I don’t-“ He didn’t know if he couldn’t answer because he didn’t know what he wanted or because Lan Zhan’s hand was flicking his nipples over his soft shirt. Another moan ripped out of him when the other man squeezed and twisted his left nipple cruelly.

“I know what you want, Wei Ying, so I’ll give it to you.” Again, he smirked that annoying gorgeous sexy smirk of his that made his half-hard dick twitch in his pants.

Lan Zhan brought his head down and started licking, biting, and nipping at his soft neck. Moans and whimpers filled the space and got even louder when the alien started mouthing at his other nipple through the cotton of his shirt.

“Lan Zhan… ngh.. what are you doing?” A soft blush made its way down his neck. Lan Zhan ripped the shirt off him to see it go down his chest prettily, gaze falling on his hardening dark nipples.

He wanted to suck them for hours but he had a point to prove so he just bit the tan pecks and gave a few licks to each nipple before kissing his way down to the hem of Wei Ying’s pants.

He seemed to be wearing actual pants for once, (well sweatpants) instead of the usual tight red shorts that would show his cheeks and the curve of his ass. Lan Zhan always wanted to shred them into pieces whenever Wei Ying shamelessly walked around their shared apartment with his whole ass out. He'll have to take his revenge differently, for now.

Breathing hard on his love’s half-hard cock, he started mouthing at it slowly, just like he did with his sensitive nipples.

“Lan Zhan ah please…” He didn’t know what he was begging for but he needed something he was sure only his roommate could give to him.

He needed more so he bucked his hips towards the alien’s mouth who seemed quite displeased with his behavior. In one swift motion, Wei Ying was flipped on his stomach and manhandled into a position where his head was shoved into a pillow and his ass was in the air. He couldn’t help but wiggle it a little until he realized what he was doing and halted his movements, flushed red with embarrassment.

Except Lan Zhan seemed to like the show and wasn’t very happy when Wei Ying stopped. He made that very clear with a powerful slap to his ass.

“LAN ZHAN!! Why the fuck are you hitting me?!”

“Shake it.”

“Laaannn Zhaaan, that’s so embarrassing-”

CRACK. Another slap shocked him into silence. He was so fucking humiliated, he’s never done anything like this before and to be slapped like a misbehaving child on his first time was a mortifying (read: arousing) experience. He will never look Lan Zhan in the eye again. Cruel cruel Lan Zhan.

“Move.” Said the older man, coldly. His arm was already raised in the air, ready to strike again but Wei Ying quickly obeyed. He started with small wiggles of his butt, too shy to do anything else but he felt Lan Zhan’s hungry gaze on him and he started moving in a more enticing way. If jiggling his ass with more force and shoving it into his roommate’s hands is anywhere near enticing that is.

Well, said roommate seemed to think so at least since next thing he knew, Wei Ying’s dick and hole were exposed to the cold air of the room, his sweatpants shoved off of him so fast he almost toppled over if not for the strong arm holding his waist.

Before he could even feel flustered at having his most private parts bared like that; something hot and wet was on his rim, almost in his rim, it breached him way too easily.

“Wei Ying.”

That’s it, he really won’t be able to face Lan Zhan ever again now. He’s gonna pack up his bags and have to beg his sister’s rich husband to let him borrow money for an apartment in the middle of a pandemic-

Just why in the ever-loving fuck did he finger himself in the shower on the day his crush of 2 years was gonna eat his ass. He hated himself for it.

“Are you always this loose or are you just a slut?” Said the alien, gripping the other’s hips in a bruising hold.

He knew Wei Ying liked to finger himself in the shower, he heard it sometimes over the sound of water dripping onto the tiles but he still didn’t expect to find Wei Ying so loose and open and ready for him.

He loved him so much.

“Lan Zhan, I can explain!” He was nervous, acting like a teenager caught with his hand down his pants which is ironic given the situation.

He loved seeing him stumble over his words, tears clinging to his long dark eyelashes.

“I- what I mean to say is, I- you know, I just… I just tried it for fun, you know? Haha, the pandemic getting to my head I guess.” He was avoiding Lan Zhan’s eyes which meant that was a lie and even without his shitty lying skills, Lan Zhan would still know that he didn’t “try it for fun”, he did it because he was horny for something in his sloppy hole.

Lan Zhan would make him realize that.

“Mn. Was it fun?” His tone was flat and so was his voice. Amusement still seeped into it somehow.

“What? Oh, uhm not really, it was weird haha.” Another lie, if it was so weird why did he do it so often?

“Weird.”

“Yes! I mean who would- ngh” He moaned loudly at the finger that suddenly breached his ass, or was it fingers? It was too thick to be just one, right?

“Are you moaning because it’s weird?” He said condescendingly.

“Hah have mercy, Lan Zhan. Please…” He was rewarded with another suspiciously thick and long finger. The digits scissored him at a punishing pace, almost like he wasn’t loose and wet already.

“Are you begging because it’s weird or because you like it?” He bit one of the round mounds to urge an almost incoherent Wei Ying to answer him properly.

“Fine! Ah You sadist! I like it, I like having something in my ass! So can you just-” He turned around and gestured vaguely at where Lan Zhan’s dick should be. His expression; an odd mix between irritation and bashfulness.

It quickly morphed into confusion when his sight landed properly on the taller man’s enormous bulge.

He gagged. There was no way in hell he was going to take that in him when the most he experimented with was a 5-inch dildo Nie Huaisang jokingly gifted to him on his birthday.

He kicked his legs back to dislodge the fingers still thrusting in his ass and tried to stand up.

Wrong move.

His whole world stirred before his blurry vision finally settled on Lan Zhan’s handsome face. He was on his back again, wrists held up by a single one of Lan Zhan’s big veiny hands and legs spread wide around the other’s body. This position didn’t seem ideal though but before he could voice his protests, a thin white ribbon was fastening his arms to the headboard.

“Lan Zhan??? Why are you tying me up like this??” He said in a panicked voice.

“Wei Ying is smart, he can figure it out himself.”

Except Wei Ying had better things to figure out than his roommate’s bondage kink (and the whole getting railed by him situation). Between his legs, something much more alarming was taking place. Well, somethings, there was more than one.

“Lan Zhan, Lan Zhan, I think you broke me. I even started seeing double haha…” He laughed a little hysterically.

The alien completely took his pants and underwear off and straddled the other’s stomach to give him a better look at what was about to go inside of him. He owed him that at least.

“No fucking way…”

What was in front of him was enough to make him pass out but he was too horny to even entertain the idea of not being awake to have it, no them in him.

He could feel himself salivating at the two big cocks that were bouncing in front of his face, one on top of the other.

The upper cock was shorter but thicker and had a slightly blue tone to it, the lower one was veinier and purple-hued instead. He thought they were beautiful.

Even the heads looked different, the lower dick had a normal cockhead but the other one had an almost bulbous shape to it, the slit on top much larger than what was normal. Although, having two dicks was probably not normal in the first place.

Wei Ying knew he should be repulsed, scared, freaked out. He should be screaming and biting and scratching, not… spreading his legs and bucking uselessly with his mouth slightly open like a thoughtless whore.

But this is Lan Zhan. His beautiful caring roommate who makes him soup when he’s sick and his favorite spicy noodles when he’s sad. He’s the guy who despite learning that he’d been kicked out of his house, penniless and disgraced, opened his door wide for him. Cleaned a room and purchased a bed for him then let him watch Netflix on his TV, eating ice cream he bought for him. He’s the one spending this lockdown with him and making it less horrible.

So who cares if Lan Zhan has two dicks? Certainly not Wei Ying, he’ll take them both into his warm hole and ask questions later.

“Lan er gege, are you going to fuck me with both of them? I want to feel you inside. Come on, I’ll make you feel good.” He said with a seductive lull to his voice.

At that moment, Lan Zhan’s resolve completely shattered. All plans to slowly explain what he was before penetrating the smaller man thrown out the window when said man asked oh so nicely to be fucked.

He gave his lower cock a couple of strokes, before grabbing its base and lining it with the small twitching hole. He dived down to capture Wei Ying’s lips in a tender kiss to distract him from the burning stretch of his cock splitting him open.

The younger man thrashed and whimpered at the painful intrusion, he had overestimated his skills but after a few moments passed, he felt ready to take more.

“Lan Zhan, sweetheart, won’t you be nice to your Wei Ying and give him more?”

Your Wei Ying. Your Wei Ying. Sweetheart. Your Wei Ying. My Wei Ying-

Mine. My Wei Ying. I’ll show him he is mine.

With less tenderness this time, the alien pushed himself all the way to the hilt feeling manic with desire. The kiss they shared this time was hot and bruising.

He felt so good.

He was so warm and wet, he had to- he had to move.

“Wei Ying. Wei Ying.” He said his name like a prayer as he slowly dragged his cock out and quickly thrust it back in. Building a steady pace. With each drag of his lower cock inside his love, his upper one chafed against the other man’s smaller dick. It added another layer of pleasure.

“Lan Zhan… ah fuck! Faster!” He moaned loudly, spit gathering at the side of his mouth.

Snapping his hips faster and faster, Lan Zhan frantically drilled into the younger man. Readying him for the main course.

But before that, he managed to hit his sweet spot head-on as the moans turned into broken gasps and the clenching sensation around his dick got tighter and tighter.

“Please put- Ah fuck fuckfuckfuck! Yes! Right there! Put the other..ngh.. put it in!” Wei Ying struggled to get his pleas out. He didn’t know if his body could take two but he was greedy and he wanted it. Wanted them both. He wanted all of Lan Zhan. More than anything.

He felt himself crying before a gentle pair of lips kissed his tears.

“Don’t cry. I’ll give you anything you want.” Lan Zhan was still expressionless but he had said that so earnestly that Wei Ying couldn’t help but stare at him and try to contain the love he had from him and stop it from spilling over the edges of himself.

The moment was broken by a thick rod pressing at his full ass. At first, it seemed like it wouldn’t work at all, it wasn’t budging. However, a couple of seconds later, a gelatinous substance was coating his puffy rim and the intrusion seemed a lot less impossible.

“Lan Zhan? What’s happening? Are you using lube? Where did you get it? ah it’s so warm… so warm er gege.” Wei Ying kept babbling as the gelatinous substance warmed against his skin and eased penetration.

Before the smaller man could form a coherent thought that wasn’t just warm or want more, Lan Zhan’s second dick popped inside of him making him scream so loud he was sure they’d get complaints from their neighbors.

The alien had his eyes closed. His breathing was heavy and he was trying to compose himself. His breeding dick made it feel impossibly tighter inside of Wei Ying, it didn’t help that he was much more sensitive there than on his lower one.

Moving was much harder this time, the space much more limited but he still managed to thrust into the stretched hole. Completely entranced by how puffy it was around his cocks.

He was so distracted he didn’t notice his love’s attempts at wanting to loosen his binds until two warm hands grabbed his face.

“You’re beautiful, Lan Zhan.” Wei Ying was looking at him like he gathered all the stars in the galaxy and given them to him.

He was calling him beautiful when the universe’s entire beauty couldn’t compare to his smile, his laughter, his eyes. He loved his eyes, they shone brighter than Sirius and oh… he was looking at him with so much emotion. The alien didn’t want to check his library and make sure what that emotion was in case he was mistaken. He wanted it to be love. It had to be love.

He stared at him, slowing his thrusts, just basking in his undivided attention.

Wei Ying ran his hands along his face, touching his eyelids gently.

“Your eyes are golden. Have they always been golden?” He asked in a hushed voice like he was spilling a secret.

Lan Zhan averted his eyes. His eyes had always been a glowing golden color but much like his other alien attributes, he had to change them to avoid scaring off humans. At the height of pleasure, his control slipped.

Would Wei Ying find him weird if he saw him without his disguise?

“Lan Zhan, look at me.” He gently pinched his cheek.

“You’re an alien, right?” He didn’t sound accusatory so Lan Zhan chanced a look at him. He was smiling brightly.

His love was such a wonderful man. So clever and understanding. He quickly made sense of everything and didn’t show a hint of discomfort. Truly extraordinary.

“Mn. At least that’s how people from earth call us.”

“Is this your real form? Do people from your planet all look human?” He asked in his usual curious tone.

He shook his head in denial.

“Will you show me?”

“If Wei Ying wants.” He would do anything for him, even if he might scare the other away, he could never deny him anything.

“Then after, when we’re done-” He cut himself off mid-sentence, looked intently at Lan Zhan’s thin lips, and smashed his own against them in a very determined yet clumsy way.

He nipped tentatively at his bottom lip, grinning into the kiss when Lan Zhan let out a small growl.

Deepening the kiss, they start moving again. They were just as eager but more loving, more assured. They weren’t just fucking anymore, they were making love.

At least until Lan Zhan’s prime instincts took over and he choked his lover while repeatedly slamming into his sensitive spot. Aliens weren’t very gentle when procreating anyway.

“L-Lan Zhan mmm s-slow down! I’m gonna die! Ah you’re breaking me!” His words fell on deaf ears as he continued drilling into him at a frantic pace. Wei Ying’s tears and mewls and broken pleas for mercy were only urging him on.

Suddenly Wei Ying felt something slimy slide into him; it was too thick and firm to be cum.

“Lan Zhan?! What’s- what’s going on?!” The panic in his lover’s voice suddenly knocked him out of his trance and oh.

“Don’t worry. It’s normal.”

“Oh, okay. It’s an alien thing, right? I forgot there for a second and panicked, sorry er gege.” He gave him a weak smile and wiggled his hips to indicate that he was alright.

Thing is, it was normal. Nothing out of the ordinary for his species, it just meant that he was healthy and virile and that he should probably make Wei Ying move into his room so they could turn this one into a nursery.

“I wanna cum, come on er gege, won’t you make me cum?” and just like that, sounds of skin against skin filled the room again.

In just a few minutes, Wei Ying’s eyes rolled back, his tongue lolled out of his mouth and his hole contracted around Lan Zhan who surged forward to swallow his moans using his mouth. He came untouched, just a few weak spurts since he already wrung himself dry that morning.

He was so unbelievably tired after that, his only want was to curl up into a ball and sleep but the mean and cruel and sexy (oh my god he’s so sexy when he’s sweating like that, do aliens actually sweat, or is he emulating it) man above him wasn’t done with his body and continued chasing his own orgasm.

Despite the oversensitivity, he stroked his arms soothingly and encouraged him to come with a chorus of “Good boy” and “So good for me Lan Zhan, come for me”.

He was worried Lan Zhan would fuck him for so long that he’ll get hard again, his body wouldn’t take another orgasm. Not today. Thankfully, warmth flooded his insides before that happened and the sturdy body of his lover slumped against him.

They both lay there, basking in the afterglow of their orgasms. Lan Zhan was still inside of him and so was the mess he’d created.

He wasn’t looking forward to the clean-up.

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“Lan Zhan! You beast! I look like I was thoroughly ravaged.” Wei Ying admired the marks on his body, the bites around his nipples, and the bruises around his wrists where he was tied up.

“You were.” He looked at him, deadpanned.

“Lan Zhan!! Shameless! What would people from your planet say if they found out you kidnapped a young and handsome human and had your way with him?”

“Wei Ying lives here, he wasn’t kidnapped.” He didn’t deny the second part.

“Are you sure the purple cum is normal by the way? It looks like an alien came in me.” He snickered at his joke.

“Mn.”

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“Okay, this definitely isn’t normal Lan Zhan.”

It was a couple of months later, the finally official boyfriends were making out lazily on the couch while an “inaccurate and quite frankly offensive” sci-fi movie (Lan Zhan’s words) was playing in the background. Wei Ying suddenly made a beeline to the bathroom and threw up the waffles and omelet his partner made him for breakfast. It wasn’t even the first time that he was perched over the toilet bowl with Lan Zhan soothingly rubbing his back and holding his hair up for him.

After Wei Ying grumbled something about the pandemic making him queasy under his breath, his alien boyfriend gave him a weird-looking stick with an antenna and instructed him to put it in his mouth for 2 minutes.

He obeyed and tried his best not to yank it out when the antenna pushed past his throat and went down.

When the 2 minutes were over, Lan Zhan took it and pressed a button on the side of it. The only indicator that something happened was the loud beep it made and his boyfriend’s eyes glazing over. He knew that meant he was using his brain internet or whatever to look something up or maybe to see the results of the test, a test for what? He didn’t know.

“Hey! Lan Zhan! Don’t go offline on me! Err online? Whatever! Am I dying? Did I catch some rare disease because of interspecies intercourse? Do I have to go to an alien health facility or something?”

Lan Zhan was quiet for a few long seconds before he replied.

“Let’s hope you won’t have to.”

Wei Ying was starting to panic, what the fuck did that even mean?

“Lan Zhan, I was mostly joking about the alien disease but am I really sick? What did you test me for?”

“Wei Ying doesn’t have a disease, not in the typical sense. It’s too early to tell if what you have is of alien or human nature or both.”

“What are you talking about? Listen, Lan Zhan! I don’t have a server’s worth of info in my brain I could just search through like you so if you could be a little more specific…” His voice trailed off, seeing the (almost) genuine smile his boyfriend was wearing.

He didn’t see his smile in a while since he stopped mimicking human facial expressions after Wei Ying convinced him he didn’t have to act any type of way to please him. Wei Ying still felt extremely touched by the sweet smile meant to soothe his nerves. He couldn’t help but throw himself into his lover’s big arms and plant a chaste kiss on his lips.

“Lan Zhan! You’re too handsome! I’m glad smiling isn’t a thing where you’re from or otherwise you would just exterminate an entire civilization with your gorgeous smile! The space police would have to lock you up.” He giggled and burrowed his head in the other’s neck which was always a nice warm temperature, perfect for snuggles.

“Then space police would have to arrest Wei Ying as well, his smiles are deadly.” He teased and snuggled closer into his boyfriend, trying to stop himself from yelling the news to him and startling him.

But how does one tell his human boyfriend that he’s pregnant with his child and that he would have to give birth to an alien hybrid in a little less than 9 months? He knew he should’ve discussed it with him after that first time they slept together and Lan Zhan accidentally came inside of him and bred him with his breeding cock but they got so caught up in their confessions that he merely forgot.

Okay, that’s false, he was incapable of forgetting but still! He promised himself he would always pull out no matter how much Wei Ying whined for him to come inside (which he might’ve done a couple more times when he got carried away) but he also used his breeding cock with caution. Wei Ying couldn’t take both of his dicks all the time anyway.

He thought they were safe after his human lover didn’t show any symptoms for the first month after their first time and decided he’d discuss the possibility of conception once they were more secure in their relationship and after he told his family he was with someone at the very least.

His family.

He missed his family on his home planet, his brother and uncle conversed with him often but he still ached to see them. Even if they will be so disappointed with him when they find out he not only dated a human behind their backs but also managed to impregnate him on the first day of their relationship.

But he was about to have a new family, here on earth, with his beautiful Wei Ying.

They were having a baby.

Just like their sim counterparts, oh Wei Ying will lose his mind over this.

“So er gege, are you gonna tell me what’s up?” He said, his voice muffled by the soft fabric of Lan Zhan’s light sweater.

“Wei Ying, look at me.” He looked up, faint lines of worry evident around his eyes.

“Have you ever thought about having children?” His boyfriend blinked up innocently at him, the movement making him want to kiss and bite his cheeks.

“Huh? I mean, I guess? Who wouldn’t want a cute round baby? They’re so cute!” He beamed at him. “What about you, Lan Zhan!”

“Mn. Would Wei Ying want to have children with me?” He tested the waters with this question and to his delight, the human’s smile stretched wider across his face.

“Of course!! You would be such a great father, Lan Zhan! We should adopt one human baby and one alien baby if that’s possible, you said your kind are kinda like mammals right? So it should be possible unless there’s some weird policy about alien adoption or something?”

“Wei Ying, I…” He trailed off uncharacteristically, not knowing how to break the news to him.

“Baby, what’s wrong? You know you can tell everything.” He held his face in his hands, gently stroking his cheek with his thumb.

“I don’t know if I will be a great father but… I’m gonna be a father soon.”

Silence.

So thick you could slice it with a knife.

He saw the exact moment his boyfriend’s expression fell and his eyes started darting around the room, already reddening and glistening with unshed tears. It seems Wei Ying misunderstood his words since the truth was so far-fetched.

He quickly comforted him before his mind spiraled any further.

“No, Wei Ying I… we are gonna be fathers. Both of us. Together.”

“What? Did you adopt a kid behind my back or…?” Then his eyes widened.

“Lan Zhan, what was that test earlier?” His boyfriend’s clever eyes fixed his.

“A pregnancy test.”

Another silence fell on them, this time Wei Ying was squirming and biting nervously at his lips.

“I’m pregnant?” His voice was just a little above a whisper.

“Yes.” He replied simply.

“How…? I’m male, I don’t- I don’t have a womb. Human males don’t carry children, those born males at least.”

“You do not need a womb, I made one inside you.” He said reaching for his phone, the one he brought from his home planet which was way too high-tech to be called a simple phone. He quickly looked up the video on reproduction amongst his species and turned the screen towards Wei Ying.

He looked at him questionably before facing the screen, focusing on the informative video which despite being in a foreign language had clear images that explained everything he needed to understand.

Apparently, Lan Zhan’s thicker cock wasn’t there just to make him extra horny and his hole extra loose but had a far greater purpose as it would ejaculate a gelatinous substance of some sort that would make a cocoon-like structure inside the recipient. This “womb’ would then be penetrated by the other dick and be… fertilized? He couldn’t understand what was happening in this part, he’d ask later. The rest seemed similar enough to a normal human pregnancy; the fetus would form in that artificial womb and grow for 11 months (which he was already panicking about, why were alien pregnancies longer?) and eventually be born, though that part wasn’t explicitly shown in the video.

When the screen turned black, he stared at it, then at his boyfriend, father of his child, who seemed to be worried despite the lack of facial expressions to indicate it.

When the other was about to open his mouth to say something, Wei Ying squealed and hugged him tightly.

“Lan Zhan! Lan Zhan!! We’re having a baby! Can you believe that? You probably can, I can’t! You did this on purpose, didn’t you? You ravished me and knocked me up so no one in the galaxy can question who this fine human specimen belongs to, right? I forgive you only because I always secretly hoped I could have my own baby, well I could but not like this, you know? Ahhh er gege, I’m so happy!” He rambled on, voice thick with happy tears, hugging his boyfriend like he was about to vanish.

The alien was dumbfounded by how quickly his amazing boyfriend made peace with the fact he was pregnant, he would have to reward him later.

And reward him, he did.

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“Ah! Lan Zhan! Are you tryna get me pregnant again? Have mercy! I already have a little alien growing in me!” He moaned, jerking himself off in tune with his boyfriend’s thrusts into his tight wet heat.

After the emotions of the revelation had died down, the alien didn’t waste time scooping him up and taking him to their bedroom. He made quick work of their clothing and marveled at the way his boyfriend’s hole gushed out slick. A side effect of pregnancy that he was not opposed to.

He lined himself up and fucked him to completion with one cock before finally pushing the other one in since he had no reason to be careful anymore. His lover was already pregnant, he couldn’t get any more pregnant. Though, that never deterred him from trying.

“Fuuuuck! I forgot how full it feels to have both of them in me. So full, I’m gonna die.” He caressed his own slightly less flat stomach with the hand that wasn’t busy stroking his dick.

“I’m gonna come in you, Wei Ying. I’ll fill you with my cum just like our first time. Would you like that?” He groaned, closing his golden eyes because he was so deliciously close to orgasm.

“Yes! Come in me! Breed me full of your children!” and with that, he felt a warm liquid painting his insides, his own cock spurting his spend in his fist.

“Kiss me, baby.” He reached for his boyfriend’s large shoulders, tugging him closer.

“Mn.” He quickly obliged.

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“Hello, friends! Welcome back to the Yiling Laozu YouTube channel! Today, we’re gonna be playing The Sims 2 for the last time. After 10 months, the beloved mpreg Simself series is coming to an end, unfortunately. This 33rd part will be the last but not to worry! I have something special for today’s video!” He stood up and took a couple of steps back.

“Tada! How do you guys like my Wei Wuxian cosplay? I thought it’ll be funny to dress like my Sim but I got carried away and got pregnant. You know, for realism.” He snickered, pointing at his huge bump which he had trouble hiding from the camera sometimes. He was in his last trimester after all.

With the birth of his baby approaching fast, he had to bring his ongoing series to a close and announce his hiatus. He loved making videos but he was gonna be a father and he needed all the time in the world to acclimate to the new change. How he wished Lan Zhan could be by his side, right now.

Lan Zhan.

His ex-boyfriend returned to his home planet a couple of weeks ago, Wei Ying missed him dearly and so did their baby who wouldn’t stop kicking since his father’s departure.

Despite Wei Ying's protests, the alien deemed it necessary to go back and bring a health care specialist to help him through the birth process, a certain Wen Qing who delivered human/alien babies before (Wei Ying was in no condition to make the trip himself). But he chose the absolute worst time to do it, departing a mere 3 days after proposing to him.

His perfect fiancé went above and beyond for the engagement date when the lockdown was lifted. He reserved an entire 5-star restaurant and an entire planetarium for them to observe Lan Zhan’s home then got down on one knee and presented him the most beautiful engagement ring adorned with a rare jewel from his planet. He didn’t stop there and got them the most luxurious suite where he made sweet love to him for several hours.

The best part about it all; it was the exact same scenario Wei Ying chose for their Sims when he made them propose. He was so delighted that his lover would indulge not only his pregnancy fantasies but also his engagement ones.

His little Sims series was like a wishlist, he was sad to let it go but he gave his all during that last video. Even editing and uploading it the same day.

His phone blew up with notifications from worried subscribers who were sad to see him go but showed a lot of support and from shocked ones who couldn’t understand the whole pregnancy thing was a joke (it wasn’t) and started speculating about his gender. He groaned and turned off his phone, too tired to deal with the intrusive questions and comments he got.

He closed his eyes, drifting to sleep when a sudden sharp pain accompanied by the feeling of something bursting inside of him jolted him awake.

Oh no.

He fumbled for his phone -the one gifted by his fiancé that allowed interplanetary calls- cursing when he dropped it on his face. He hurriedly dialed his number, hoping he would pick up fast and tell him what he should do. However the call didn’t go through, some automated voice was saying something in Lan Zhan’s tongue which meant his phone was off.

Fuck.

He rummaged through his blanket again for his other phone and turned it on. He had the instinct to call Lan Zhan again but that would be a waste of time since his beloved was not even on earth. He opened YouTube instead, looking for breathing exercises that people did during childbirth. He found one and followed it.

With his breathing more stable and thinking clearer, he got up on two wobbly legs and made his way to the bathroom to fill the tub with warm water like they’d discussed before. But to his luck, he barely made it to his room’s doorway. His vision blurred out and he lost his balance. The last thing he heard before blacking out was his own name.

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“...Ying.”

“Wei Ying.”

“Wei Ying.”

He opened his eyes and gazed at the figure calling out his name earnestly. “Huh?”

“How do you feel?”

He blinked sluggishly before focusing on the person talking to him. “Lan Zhan?”

“Mn, it’s me. Are you feeling okay?” His fiancé was back? How? And why was he laying down on his bed, he was supposed to go to the bathroom and-

He sat up quickly and exclaimed “Lan Zhan! Our baby, I- I don’t know what happened, it was too s-soon but-”

His boyfriend hugged him, mindful of all the tubes attached to his arms.

“Shhh, don’t worry. A-yuan is healthy and safe. Do you want to see him?” He gave him one of his rare smiles meant to comfort him.

“He’s okay? How did I…?” He trailed off, looking down at his body that was hooked to several beeping machines (way too fancy to belong in a human hospital) and then up at the nurse? Doctor? That was tinkering with said machines.

“Congratulations, Mr. Wei. The baby is healthy despite the premature birth, he seems to have more of your human attributes which might’ve triggered that. I wouldn’t recommend sitting up just yet, your body will need a couple more days of bed rest before you can move around.” The red-clad person said in a monotonous voice. If he wasn’t used to his fiancé’s tone, he would be freaked out by her way of speaking.

“Thank you but who…?” He looked at Lan Zhan for answers.

“Wen Qing. I’m sure you’ve heard about me.” She replied in the same lifeless tone.

“Ah yes! Doctor Wen! A pleasure to meet you. I assume you delivered the baby while I was out, right?”

The alien frowned (although she too was in her human skin, probably to avoid startling him when he woke up which was useless since he already saw what Lan Zhan looked like without his disguise and found him mesmerizing) and approached him.

“I am not a simple doctor, that isn’t my title. But yes, your body couldn’t take the shock of the amniotic sac bursting and you passed out. Luckily, there were no complications and you should be in perfect condition soon.”

He chuckled nervously at his mistake then smiled in relief.

He held his fiancé’s hand and gave him an even bigger smile.

“Lan Zhan, we have a baby. Our little radish is born, where is he? I wanna hold him.” He pleaded, too eager to see his son.

“You can see him but you cannot hold him, he is in his pod.” Came Wen Qing’s curt answer.

“Oh…” His expression fell. He knew he wouldn’t be able to hold his child like human parents could right after birth since he would have to be put in a pod for a couple of weeks until his small body got used to earth’s gravity but he was still disappointed.

“Do you want me to bring him?” His lover squeezed his hand.

“Yes please.” He replied, squeezing back.

The alien disappeared into the other room which they remodeled into a nursery (the same one he designed in his Sims game with a few modifications) and came back holding a large egg-shaped capsule. Inside it was a tiny baby with little human hands and all 10 toes. Wei Ying loved him so much already.

Lan Zhan held up the pod to him, he touched it and marveled at the little pulsations he felt (the taller man informed him those were their baby’s heartbeats).

“A-yuan, bǎobǎo, my little radish. Welcome home. Won’t you open your eyes to look at baba? He wants to see you.” He cooed at his tiny son, feeling only slightly ridiculous poking at the pod like it’s an aquarium.

His son’s eyes remained closed however and he pouted at his misbehaving child.

Lan Zhan kissed his forehead lightly, caressing the pod and speaking to it in his natal tongue. This time, the little traitor opened his eyes and stared at his parents.

The sight made Wei Ying burst into tears.

“Lan Zhan! No wonder he prefers you! He looks just like you! Look! He has your eyes.” He said through broken sobs, staring back at his son’s golden orbs.

“Mn. He has Wei Ying’s nose and lips. We’re even.”

That was true. Their baby was a perfect mix between the two of them. Just like…

Just like the little Sim baby, Lan Sizhui.

He chuckled.

It seems life imitates art, not the other way around.