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Hey bug, sorry it’s been a while since I’ve replied. Ran out of stamps and the post office down here is full of self righteous billy-hills. Honestly how do you demand respect from everyone when you believe an alien shoves its bulbous finger up your rear every Tuesday night?
Sounds like a kink fantasy or something if you ask me. Maybe wishful thinking on their part.
Anyway… It’s crazy to hear all you’re doing! I’m so proud of you.
I wish I could be there with you to experience it.
You’re destined for greatness. Seriously. Maybe even more than my smartass brother. You asked if I’ve heard anything from my family and the answer’s clearly no. But I don’t need them. I’m glad your family hasn’t contacted or found you, too. You don’t need that shit. But if your deadbeat dad ever shows up again I’ll find a way to get to you and beat the shit outta him. Honest.
Things have been going well here. I won’t talk much about it but… I want to let you know I love you. I always will. I hope you achieve all you want.
No. I know you will.
Stanley