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The castle was gleaming in the morning sun, the lake glittering. Harry, with his wispy brown hair, was sitting alone on the empty field under the towering castle of Hogwarts. Suddenly,
Draco and his sidekicks came towards him.
His white gelled hair was blinding in the afternoon sun.
"Leave!" He beckoned to his friends. As they scuttled away, Draco went over to Harry. "So how is Ginny?" He asked with a devilish smirk.
"She is well" he responded, glumly. "How is Pansy?"
"Same old, boring" he replied, copying his tone. His soft tan hands stretched over to Draco in a delicate hug. "Let's admit it, these relationships suck" he proclaimed fiercely.
"Finally, something to agree with. Harry," he said nervously, "who needs them-"
"Shhhhhhhhh" he said, putting his finger to Draco’s lips "It's us you need to worry about."
"What do you mean?" he asked, cheeks red,
𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑚𝑡ℎ
Harry laid his crusty, chapped lips on Draco’s soft, tender, ones and locked tongues, yearning for real love, pleasure that neither Pansy nor Ginny could give them.
After seemed like hours holding and grasping each other, they let go.
Untangling his arms from Harry’s hair, he looked into his eyes, and bit down on his upper lip, still stinging from his sharp, chapped ass lips.
"You need some chap-stick" Draco moaned.
"Oh daddy, you are my chap stick." Harry yelled back.
They kissed again, the pain was worth it. Their love, their longing, all satisfied, finally. At last they finished as Draco had 𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑛 a little bit.
He blushed, "Harry I've never been so attracted to someone, we are like two puzzle pieces"
Harry cut in, "that fit perfectly"
He smiled, his dimples were sexy as fuck in this lighting. A single strand of his platinum hair fell from its gelled hold, onto his big ass forehead.
𝐷𝑖𝑛𝑘
Harry ripped open his button down shirt, his bare chest exposed in the almost setting sun,
"Hell yeah your bod is niceeee" he said.
"Oh thanks, I had my minions come up with a fitness spell for me" Draco smirked, looking at his huge, buggy eyes. Damn, his eyes are big and droopy, he thought to himself, just like his coc-
"What is this!!?? No public affection on school grounds!" Screeched Dumbledore, who had been watching from afar.
"Hop in" said Harry to Dumbledore, "I'm 'boutta go down on this motherfucker... threesome?"
"I have been stressed lately, just give me one moment." The elderly man replied.
He stood there tying his hair and beard into one fashionable messy bun at the top of his head. He then said: "Come on, let's go in that house over there... the Shrieking Shack, it's abandoned anyways"
Harry and Draco trailed behind, grabbing each others asses as they walked. They got to the door, and Dumbledore couldn't wait any longer, he threw off his robes and stood bare ass naked in front of them, Draco and Harry followed his actions.... Well you know what happens next.
Harry watched as Dumbledore and Draco made out on the floor, as he sat ass to grass, probably with ants crawling up his shling shlong, since Dumbledore had been too horny to actually go inside the shack.
"Draco!!!" He screamed, "Just because Dumbledore is the DILF you always wanted, it doesn't mean you have to get freaky with him right in front of me!"
Suddenly, Dumbledore got up, "Well, it's been fun, however I've now worked up an appetite for my kinky goddess, Minerva." He skipped away, ass naked, through the middle of the Hogwarts grounds.
Draco and Harry stared at eachother, his lips purple from the mouth to mouth with Daddy Dumbledore, and Harry’s were just fucking crusty, 'cause nobody really wants to kiss his chapped ass lips,
"Harry... I'm worried." He quivered.
"What? Why? I'm the one who should be worried, I just sat here as you and Dumbledore did the nasty when it was supposed to be a threesome, dumbass!"
"No.... I think I got him pregnant"