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'The first place goes to Yunmeng Jiang.' They call out. Jiang disciples look at Wei Wuxian and feel Yu Ziyuan's glare so they look to Jiang Wanyin with praises on their lips. Both boys stare up at the Wen disciple who is calling out the scores. 'Wei Wuxian.' The Jiang Disciples congratulate Wei Wuxian who teases them.
'Maybe Second place.' Wei Wuxian said and Jiang Wanyin nodded.
Second place Gusu Lan, Lan Xichen. Third place Gusu Lan, Lan Wangji. Forth place Lanling Jin, Jin Zixuan.' The Jiang disciples praise Lan Wangji who left earlier due to an accident or snort at the Wen clan who didn't even get someone in the top 20. Madam Yu looked at Wei Wuxian with a snarl and turned to the sect leaders.
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At dinner it could be told that the normally bright Wei Wuxian was a little down and less confident even as he collected the gift prepared by the Wen sect and all the praises he got from the other sects. (That was only because of Madam Yu who whipped him 10 times and reminded him that he is a servant) It could be told that hi seat was lower that Jiang Wanyin which would be normal but it was placed in a spot a special servant normally sits.
A bright light appeared in the middle of the Conference room and everyone had their hands on the hilts of their swords. Wei Wuxian in a second despite his pain was in front of Jiang Wanyin in a second. The small shadows walked out of the light and it disappeared after. Instead of shadows there stood three children in Gusu Lan Clan robes.
'Mama. Baba. Bobo. Jiu Jiu.' One girl calls out.
'Da ge ge. Er ge ge. Biao Ge. Tang Ge. Zhen ge ge' Another girl calls out. they both look around the room
'I'm here.'
'Er ge.' The two girls squeal as they attach themselves. To the leg of the taller boy who looks around the ages of 7 to 9.
'Can we go home?' One girl asks while the other nods.
'We'll go home soon.'
'How?'
'I don't know.' The little on his right sniffs and her bottom lip wobbles. Tears fall down her eyes and with that she drops to the floor and starts to wail. In seconds the next girl follows and surprisingly the boy starts to cry with his head tilted up. They call for their "Mama" and "Baba" and "Da ge".
'A'YU!!!. A'LIANG!!!! A'QIANG.' A boy in blue bursts into the room with his sword. He gathers the children into his arms and hug them tightly. If anyone saw him wipe away tears they didn't say because they are still frozen in shock.
'Zhen ge!!' the children cry out.
'NOW MY TANG MEIs AND MY TANG DI ARE MISSING.'
'SHUT UP YOU WHINY PRINCESS BOTH OF US TOUCHED THE DAMN TALISMANS. AND ZIZHEN IS FUCKING MISSING TOO.'
'Mama strictly instructed you not to go into his lab when he is not there. If anything happens to my siblings or Zizhen I will punish you my self.' An angry voice sounds out.
'Sorry Sizhui we will find them.' They promise. Then three boys two in Gusu Lan white and one in Lanling Jin gold burst in. One of Gusu Lan disciple and the Lan Ling Jin all run up to the crying children and cry with them. The one in the unfamiliar blue hugs the two boys and weep.
'A'Yu. A'Liang. A'Qiang are you well?' The Gusu Lan White asks and they nod connecting themselves to their legs.
'Zizhen you?'
'I'm fine Sizhui. I was just worried and scared.' Lan Sizhui -the responsible Lan- pats the boy in blue's head.
'It's okay Zizhen. Let's go home.' Wen disciples followed by Lan and Jin disciples block the door.
'How dare you block me? Move aside.' The Jin disciple said and the disciples who blocked the door unsheathe their swords and stand in front of them and push them back into the middle of the room.
'Hey Laoren why are you pushing us.' Lan Yu -The boy in white said- yelled
'Laoren? Who are you calling Laoren?' the disciple asked.
'You! stupid!'
'You-'
'Who are you and why do you imitate Gusu Lan Sect?'
'Zufu!!!' The three children exclaim and run to Lan Qiren hugging his arms even one going as far as to sit on his lap. While the other bow while walking up to him fighting with their arms.
'You see what happened was-.'
'We were curious and were playing with a few talismans but then while touching one they came in and a white light separated us. And here we are in this weird place.' Lan Jingyi -Loud Lan- says very fast.
'We promise to write the rules.'
'Why are you calling me Zufu? And who are you?' Lan Qiren yelled. The children look at him then their eyes widened.
'This is Zufu but like a baby Zufu.' Lan Yu says. Lan Sizhui's eyes widened. He whispered into the junior's ears and Zizhen pales rapidly. Lan Jingyi freezes and stutters while Jin Ling yells.
'WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE TIME TRAVELLED?!!!!!!!!' Jin Ling says and Lan Sizhui placed a hand over his mouth but the damage is already done.
'Who are you and Why are you hear?' A man on a red throne asks.
'Like Jingyi just said we were messing around with my Da Jiu's talismans and some how we Time Travelled. Any way who are you?' Jin Ling narrows his eyes on the man in white and red,
'If you truly time travelled how do you not know who I am?' The man says.
'No. But maybe I can tell who you are by knowing the big events that happened recently.' Sizhui offers his voice polite and calm. Lan Qiren reaches to stroke his beard when he girl on his lap -Lan Liang- giggles and strokes it for him. He smiles because if this is his grand daughter he is already in love with her.
'Yeah can you tell us. Who you are and where we are?'
'You are in Qishan Wen Sect's Conference Room. The one you speak so casually to is Wen Rouhan Sect Leader Wen.' An ugly man says. He sits right next to Wen Rouhan wearing the similar robes. Lan Sizhui takes in the uniform and guesses.
'You are Wen Zongzhu. Where we come from you die a few months after I was born. I apologize for not recognizing you.' Lan Sizhui bows and the others gasp and bow too. Lan yu mutters the names then gasp. Lan Liang whispers to Lan Qiang and Lan Qiang talks.
'You are Wen Rouhan. Everyone hates you and is afraid of you . Mama said that if he could go back in time he wants to be the one to behead you because of what your stupid son Wen Chao did to his family. Baba said that your other son Wen Xu burned down Cloud Recesses and killed so much people including Tai ye ye. And then Jiu Jiu said that if he see's the reincarnation of Wen Chao he will let him be ripped apart by corpses because he threw Mama into Burial Mounds.' Lan Qiang says and everyone is horrified.
'No one leaves the Burial Mounds.' Jiang Fengmian said.
'Mama did. And It looks nice now cause Mama changed it from ugly to really pretty with pretty butterflies.' Lan Liang says.
'And Bunnies too.' Lan Qiang says. The two nod with widened eyes.
'Burial Mounds is a sentient place and would not accept just anyone into it.' Lan Sizhui says.
'They why has everyone who entered never left.'
'They did leave but as souls. Mama said that that it just needed and wanted to be purified but every one who has entered was filled with too much resentment that it swallowed them whole.' Lan Sizhui explains.
'Then Lan gong zi and guniangs. Are your parents in this room?' The three of them look around the room and their eyes stay at the Jiang Clan. Lan Yu runs to Wei Wuxian and flops on his lap hugging him.
'MAMA!!!!!' he screams and Wei Wuxian faints. Lan Liang and Lan Qiang look at Wei Wuxian with bright eyes before turning around and launching themselves to Lan Wangji who is about to faint when both girls call him "Baba"
.......
'Mama is hurt.' Lan Yu yells when the blood from Wei Wuxian's lacerations leak out. Lan Sizhui sees the blood and finds out what it is. He has seen Wei Wuxian's back in the Burial Mounds and when ever he asks Wen Qing she tells him about a purple weapon which Jiang Wanyin wields but before the previous wielder was....
'YU ZIYUAN!!!! You might be my zu mu but I will not tolerate you hurting my Da Jiu.' Jin Ling yells and practically exposes another secret. She stares at him and wonder how they are related.
'I think ot is time you introduce your selves.' Jin Guangshan says with a frown.
'Is it possible for Wen Qing to come and heal Wei Wuxian.' Lan Sizhui asks and Wen Rouhan nods. Wen Qing comes in followed by Wen Ning and both bow before attending to Wei Wuxian.
'Ning Shushu. Look it's Ning Shushu.' Wen Ning reaches to pat Lan Yu's head before realizing what he did.
'Apologies. This one is Wen Ning Wen Qionglin. Wei ge sent me after you since I am the only one who can come here and enter my body without killing my self in the process. They might take a while before they come and get you.' Wen Ning says and they bow.
'Apologies for not stating my purpose earlier.' he bows to them. 'Can someone get me alcohol and water.' He says and the alcohol comes. He strips Wei Wuxian of his upper robes and wince before taking a clothe and wiping him down. The blood washes off and Wen Ning takes the alcohol and pours it onto Wei Wuxian's back. Wei Wuxian flinches but stay unconscious. With the salve his sister prepares he applies it and takes water layered in spiritual energy to mend his back like stitches but invisible. The remaining alcohol was poured down his back.
'Right this one is Lan Yuan courtesy name Lan Sizhui. Son of his Excellency the Chief Cultivator Lan Wangji, Hanguang Jun and The Talisman Expert Wei Wuxian, Yiling Laozu. My siblings. Lan Yu, Lan Liang and Lan Qiang.' He says and they nod before double taking.
'You said Lan Wangji became Chief Cultivator.' Jin Guangshan says.
'Yes and he is better than the last three corrupted ones who used their positions for wealth or greed.' Lan Sizhui says.
'The last three? Pray and tell who were the last three.'
'You were the start. Then it was my grandfather Jin Guangshan. Then it was Jin Guangyao my uncle. You all know of him as Meng Yao.' Jin Ling says. 'I am Sect Leader Jin, Jin Ling courtesy name Jin Rulan. Son of Sect Heir Jin Zixuan and Jiang Yan Li.' He explains.
'You damned peacock touched my sister.' Wei Wuxian yelled out.
'Wei Wuxian shut up. You dare touched our sister.' Jiang Cheng says and Wei Wuxian pouts but turns to glare at Jin Zixuan who looks pale as he stares at Suihua and Jin ling realizes what it means.
'You have my sword. I can recognize it anywhere.'
'Ah you see you die when Jin Ling is only one month old.' Jingyi says.
'It's nice to finally meet you both.' Jin Ling bows to Jin Zixuan and Jiang Yan Li. They took sharp breathes and glance at each other.
'I die.'
'Just a few weeks after A'Die.'
'Why?'
'Rumors say It's Wei Wuxian.....' Jingyi says and before he can continue. Zidian cracks and heads for Wei Wuxian. Lan Yu raises his arms and his bracelet lights up before forming a barrier and sending an explosive bead to Yu Ziyuan. Jin Ling reaches out and calls Zidian to him.
'I will not spare you if you lay a hand on him.'
'Rumors say it's Wei Wuxian but after the truth comes out. It is heard that the reason for Jin Zixuan's death are JIn Zixun, Su Minshan, Jin Guangshan and Jin Guangyao. The last three are the reasons for Jiang Yan Li's death. Wei Wuxian was both the victim and the person who suffered the most.' Jingyi explained. The Jiangs sob while Jin Guangshan argues with his wife who tries to kill him for orchestrating their son and daughter in law's death.
'Then how do I die?' Wen Rouhan asks
'Jin Guangyao stabs you in the back. Everyone hated you because you massacred the Jiang Sect, Burned down a little over half of Cloud Recesses and practically killed everyone who owned a sect.'
'My memories of the future will stay in my mind plus the additional strength. If you or your sons dare touch anyone I care for then I will separate your head from your body slowly to let you feel the pain. I will also make sure that you stay alive long enough for me to cut your core out and smash it between my fingers.' Wen Ning said and everyone shivered.
'Nie Mingjue died from a forced Qi deviation orchestrated by Jin Guangshan and performed by Jin Guangyao. His body was cut into multiple pieces and placed everywhere so that it could kill people with the resent that each body part had.'
'Jin Guangshan died while performing erotic acts with courteseans which was also planned by Jin Guangyao.'
'Everyone from the Jiang Sect accept Jiang Yan Li, Jiang Wanyin and Wei Wuxian die because of Wen Chao and Wen Zhuliu. Jiang Yan Li gets killed by a random cultivator trying to protect Wei Wuxian. Wei Wuxian dies after getting stabbed by Jiang Wanyin and torn into multiple pieces by fierce corpses. Orchestrated by Jin Guangshan and Jin Guangyao. Lead out by every alive cultivator except Lan Wangji and children. He comes back to life after someoen sacrificed them selves to him for revenge. During that one year we find out about who actually killed who and that no one is more innocent that Wei Wuxian except Lan Wangji and children. They get married and a god gives Wei Wuxian his body back and a core that is as strong as his last one before he gave it to Jiang Wanyin after Lotus Pier fell. Which lead to the birth of my sibling. Lan Yu, Lan Liang Lan Qiang and Lan Xianyun.' Lan Sizzhui says leaving everyone horrified after knowing their deaths.
'My ducklings, my radish and my dumplins where are you?'
'We time travelled Mama!!!' Lan Liang yelled.
'Of course you did. I'll bethere in a while. And yes I'm bringing Lan Zhan with me to see what you children did.'
'Ning Shushu is here.'
'Well hand tight Mama's coming.' The talisman light fades and Everyone turns to the doors. A loud bang is heard and Wei Ying walks in followed by Lan Zhan. Wei Wuxian uses resentful tentacles to hold everyone down and kisses all the children. Lan Jingyi amost faints from happiness while Jin Ling grumbles despite liking the fussing.
'Okay let's go home. And if anyone of you kill anyone that I care about or the people that simply are innocent I will murder you. You two will write the rules, You no night hunting and you have a lazy day.'
'Wei Ying.' Lan Zhan kissed We Ying with tongue and everything. All because of the way evryone watches Wei Wuxians robes that show off his round ass and tiny waist. They give mini them selfadvice on their love life before activating the talisman. They disappear and leave some in tears, blushing or simply just frozen.