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Watching the traveler’s footsteps as he and Paimon head off from Mondstadt to who-knows-where, his words lingered at the back of his head. Or well, mostly Paimons.
“Oh, oh! And then when everyone made it back to camp, Albedo made our chairs! Out of thin air! Still, Paimon can’t believe he can make chairs but not a juicer for Paimon’s Sunsettias..” Paimon's squeaky voice lingered as he made his way back to headquarters. Now that made him think. Anything, huh? Just with a drawing?
That night, Kaeya went to bed with his mind filled with what Albedo’s alchemic powers could achieve at his fullest potential. The sun rises brightly and begins a new day. A majority of any commissions and tasks have been dealt with by other knights, so Kaeya had a couple of hours of leisure time to spend wisely. Of course, going up to Dragonspine and meeting with his lover is definitely a wise decision.
The cold air of the mountain filled his lungs, low pressure not helping his stinging chest. Only Celestia would know if it was the cold or another feeling causing such discomfort. The warmth of Albedo’s camp soothes his sore chest.
“Albedo..? Albedo? Albedo.” He repeated, letting himself into Albedo’s “room”. A smile grows on his face seeing his beloved finally getting some well-earned rest.
“Kaeya? Please, it’s too early for this.” Albedo groggily mumbled, pulling his blanket over his head. The bluenette gave him a quick kiss, petting the shorter’s hair. “What do you want?”
“I have a question, sweetheart. I heard from the Traveler that your sketches can be used as blueprints for your alchemy.. and, well, I'm just curious.” At this point, he was beginning to regret his decisions. Barging into the captain’s camp, interrupting his sleep, just for some probably silly questions.
“Curious about what, Kaeya?” Albedo mumbled, still half-asleep.
“If you drew a dick, could you make a dick with alchemy? I'm just curious as to whether or not you can give me bottom surgery.” Kaeya says quickly with a laugh, hoping to be able to play it off as a joke.
Albedo gets up, leaning against his lover’s shoulder. “Hand me my sketchbook, will you? That’s not a bad idea at all.”
Kaeya gives him a surprised look, reaching over to a table and grabbing Albedo’s sketchbook. The blonde hums, eyes scanning up and down Kaeya’s body. His fingers twirl the pencil around his fingers, looking deep in thought.
“I’m gonna need you to take your pants off. Need a reference.” Albedo speaks monotonously, not taking his eyes off the paper. A slight smirk grows on his face when his peripheral catches a stunned Kaeya.
Reluctantly, he obliges, pulling out his belt and tugging his pants down. It’s not like this is anything new to the pair, why is he so flustered? Kaeya sits back down, leaning back against his arms on the bed. “Is this okay?” He asked, shifting his hips to a more comfortable position.
Albedo nods, moving to his stool and occasionally glancing up at Kaeya—not at his face, though. “So size. And any detail you can think of. I could literally make it neon green if you wanted, just say the words.” He jokes, sketching out Kaeya’s current bottom half.
The other coughs up a slight chuckle, thinking to himself about what would fit. “Surely you should help me decide. If it’s going to matter to anyone, it’ll be you.” Kaeya smirks coyly. “Maybe about.. this thick?” He holds his hand up in an “O” shape. “Aaand..this long?” He stretches his hand out, referring to the length between his thumb and middle finger. Maybe it doesn’t seem like much, but considering his significant height, it’s not gonna be short, that’s for sure.
Albedo hums to himself, jotting down the measurements on the side and beginning to sketch out the penis. The mattress compresses as Albedo sits back down next to Kaeya, adding details and any finishing touches that he’d like. “Alright, you think this is good?” Albedo shows him his final sketch and earns a satisfied nod from Kaeya.
The blonde takes the other’s hand, lifting him up to stand. Fumbling around his messy counters, he finally settles on a jar of gray powder. “Ashes come from living things that are now dead. With alchemy, I can bring new birth to such materials.” He takes a scoop of the ash, sprinkling it onto a tray. Holding it up to about the height of Kaeya’s crotch, a wave of his hand and the ash glows a bright gold. A slight gust of cool, icy breeze blows in from a draft and swirls the ash with particles from Kaeya’s Vision. In almost a split second, a phallic shape begins to form. The ash is gone, and the Cryo vision stops glowing.
“What the fuck. What just happened?” Kaeya sputters out, eyes wide and stunned.
“You know, that‘s the first time I’ve created an entire appendage on an already living specimen. And it went perfectly, it seems.” Albedo beams, proud of himself. “How does it feel?”
Kaeya’s hand reaches down, feeling the…thing between his legs. “Real. It feels so real.”
“Because it is. It’s real.” Albedo confirms, putting away the jar of ash. “Would you like to..try it out?” He murmurs, loosening the collar of his shirt.