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One day, when Karkat and Gamzee were getting their paleness on in the hirn pile, Eridan walked in fabulously (like always).
"Where the Glub is Sol?" He asked karkat, very loudly I might say.
"Why would I know where your bulge sucking matesprite is?!" Karkat screamed."Oh my GOD, Eridan, you make me feel so offende-"
Rufioh suddenly crashed in from the floor.
"Hey little man, don't be goin on to say that word. Kankri will come in all sneaky like and start talkin about triggers."
Meanwhile, tavros looked over and saw Rufioh....
He emedietly fell in flush with Rifioh.