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1.
Here he is.
Deadpool.
Wade Winston Wilson
Wade.
When in bed, Deadpool always asks Peter to call him Wade.
Peter is afraid of him.
Peter is on the edge of the roof of the building, just like the halftime of every patrol.
The night wind blew on his skin and gave him goose bumps. Peter is afraid of cold, because spiders are afraid of cold. But he was more afraid of Deadpool. He remembered that today was the day when Deadpool found out the true identity of spider-man.
Wade asked Peter to give him a kiss on the original day.
Aunt Mey died of a heart attack when Peter was 28. Peter, who was afraid to expose his identity to the public, gave Deadpool a kiss.
Then Deadpool asked Peter to take off the nask and kiss again.
Peter did.
Then Deadpool began to ask for more.
2.
Peter was 19, just like now.
Deadpool landed next to him, saying jokes, rubbish and bullshit. He tried his best to amuse spider-man and communicate with himself, just as usual.
3.
Peter was silent at that time. As usual, he only nodded his head occasionally and hoped that Deadpool would not be angry because he didn't respond more. Although Deadpool has never been, people tend to.
Peter didn't learn to speak until a long time later, because Deadpool kept talking to him, even in bed, and kept biting Peter's ears.
Peter is afraid of Deadpool, the gun on his opponent's leg, the grenade on his waist, the samurai sword on his back and his body almost twice his size. He doesn't understand why Deadpool likes to stick to himself so much.
A big, heavy man, who is confident enough to fit his muscles, has a low voice and a clear sense of existence. He always rushes into Peter's comfortable bubbles, hugs Peter, kisses Peter's masked cheek, and puts Peter in the arms of his heavy heart.
Peter's stomach will wriggle, the cold hair on his back will stand up nervously, and his hands with the ability of sticky spiders will become really sticky because of sweating.
He will not know how to push away Deadpool, even though he has enough power to crush rhinoceros.
4.
Deadpool kills.
Maybe Deadpool is trying to influence Peter and kill people.
Peter is afraid of him.
Although Deadpool has never killed anyone in front of Peter, Peter is just a mutant autistic spider. He is not mentally retarded. He is even smarter, such as Asperger's disease. He knows how to listen to the wind.
5.
"... that's seven reasons why I think zebra patterns are actually useless."
Deadpool straddled the edge of the roof, shaking his legs, shaking his fingers, and said with interest.
Peter nodded and asked the question he had thought about but didn't ask in his last life: "what about the white tiger?"
Deadpool is quiet.
Suddenly he patted his thigh: "that's even worse, Spidey. Can you imagine how embarrassing it will be when it hunts? Imagine cheetahs, lions and other normal tigers, with beautiful brown fur, perfectly integrated into the African prairie, only white tigers. Where are the white trees to hide? "
After that, Deadpool turned his head and stared at Peter. The two white eye masks couldn't tell what the mood was.
This usually rarely happens, because Deadpool's mask always presents rich and colorful expressions. Peter can apply the emotions that each expression means to Deadpool, sometimes only in a short day.
"You know, I really always thought you were a mute. You can speak more than sign language! I never dreamed it was the worst joke I could ever have made you talk, Spidey. Are you finally on a whim or are you really teased by me? Because if you want to say that my joke is funny, I may have to break up with you. "
"Then get back together tomorrow, you know, just like Netflix & chill."
"That's Twilight."
"But no one will knock out while watching Twilight unless you have Fang kink! You had any handjob? I always make sex calls when watching Netflix & Chill ,ask Punisher. He knows that he once mistakenly thought I was the murderer of the bombing, so he monitored my phone all day! "
"Then Castle blew your head out. Daredevil and I put you in bed. Recovered for a long time, trying not to think about what the dirty liquid on your bed is. "
"I knew you noticed Spidey, and I swear Blindy definitely did. His sensitive nose must be impressed by my taste now. Oh, hey, imagine, in terms of his enhanced senses, is that equivalent to the feeling of ordinary people being sprayed on the face? I actually realize now, God, does that mean I let Blindy give me a sexy blind blow-- "
"You're dirty."
"-- job. Hoo, it feels so comfortable to say it, just like spraying anything else. And Jesus Chris, Spidey, are we talking now? You have never said so much to me since I knew you! "
"You mean you decided to harass me to get my attention."
"It turned out to be a success. You're talking to me! I've never seen you talk. In fact, on any occasion, really, including the report after working with the avenger, and I bet I've never seen you talk to blindy, but there's a very special way of communication between you... God, did I just take away your speech virginity‘ What about the white tiger? ', Damn it, I really should think of a better joke. Now I will always remember that your virginity is' where's the white tiger? ' - or did you cry when you were born? "
Deadpool's expression suddenly turned into a deliberate awe.
"I'm afraid you're the coolest one. If you haven't even cried, you really excite me now."
"If only the head above you is excited, I will be very happy."
"Are you talk dirty me, Spidey?"
Peter wouldn't have profanity because he hardly spoke. But Deadpool - Wade asked him. In bed, he asked Peter to say what he thought. He did not allow Peter to lie, hide or don't answer any formal questions.
Deadpool did take away Peter's virginity, but not his speech virginity.
Peter rubbed his toes uneasily: "that's not my 'speech virginity', Deadpool. No one can insist on not making any sound for 19 years except mime actors. I just don't speak."
"It doesn't matter. I figured it out myself. You were just talk dirty to me."
Deadpool is speaking with a high pitch, which Peter reasonably speculates represents pleasure.
"So you are 19 years old. Spiiiidey, Spidey, Spidey, Spidey, do you know how many people will be willing to pay for this information? This valuable message in the black market is enough for me to spend a good week in Las Vegas, or pack Boba restaurant for a whole month. "
Peter twisted his toes and stared at his toes during the. His spandex clothes are very thin, which not only makes him feel cold in winter, but also makes his toes very close.
He didn't think about what he was thinking. For example, why did he reveal his actual age? He tried to make himself think it was a habit brought by carelessness, because he had lived with Deadpool for nine years until the day Aunt Mey died, Peter committed suicide.
He tried to make himself think that the reason why he revealed it was that his secret identity was no longer important. After all, on the day of rebirth, Peter found Aunt Mey's body lying in the kitchen, and he had no friends.
"Too bad."
Peter whispered softly, and then tried to imitate his previous life. When Deadpool accidentally found his ID card, he was desperate and trembling. That was the first thing he said to Deadpool at the beginning.
"Please don't reveal it, Deadpool."
Peter heard Deadpool giggling, which was very similar to that at that time. He knew that because he was very impressed, because he was very, very scared at that time.
Peter has been unable to accurately judge anyone's emotion, partly because he has to apply the expression meaning of familiar back when reading others, but people's appearance is often inconsistent with the reality, and partly because most people he knows are wearing masks.
But Deadpool is different.
Deadpool once held Peter's hand seriously, let Peter touch every inch of the skin on Deadpool's face, and explained to Peter every muscle on his face.
That's funny.
6.
Deadpool giggled.
"You know, Spidey, I wouldn’t spit it out. Who makes you always make my heart so soft that it almost becomes the only conscience left. While like the devil at the crossroads, any transaction has a price. "
Deadpool's voice became low and dull, becoming a familiar pattern for Peter. Every time Deadpool asked Peter to do something, every time Deadpool tried to push Peter to the limit.
Peter can feel that Deadpool is moving. Metal, leather and Kevlar fibers are supported by each other's muscles. Deadpool stands up in a huge shadow, which is twice as strong as Peter. Peter is completely covered in the shadow of this hormone. This reminds Peter of what Deadpool loves to do. He will squeeze Peter on the bed, literally put Peter completely under himself, and then start kissing him all the way from the top of his hair to his toes.
Now Peter feels he is held by Wade, from the rear, like every night patrol hug before he was 19 years old, like every time Peter just didn't know how to escape rather than couldn't choose to escape in his previous life, Deadpool circles Peter into two strong arms, rubs Peter's back neck with his nose across the mask, and then starts to smell him.
Peter began to tremble, as usual.
But he couldn't push Wade away, even though he could at any time.
"You know what I want, baby boy."
A kiss. Peter thought.
7.
"I want your name."
8.
Peter is confused, even be disappointed. Deadpool didn't catch it.
"... my name?"
"Yes, baby boy, so that we can move on to the next step. You already know me, but whose name should I scream when I jerk off ? When I making love with you, I want breathe of your name, little twink. I knew you were legal. Oh, wait - wait, I thought of you jerking off two years ago. Then you... "
"Oh, it's all right. I just remembered that the age of sexual consent in New York is 17. I'm relieved. You know, because I don't do children, or I'll cut off my dick before the law punishes me. "
"I don't understand..."
"Which part? Oh, I know. You want to know how I usually think about you when having handjob. In fact, there is an obvious answer. When I look at Netflix & chill, input my $200 to the end of the phone line, ask them to open the same love movie, insert the plot, and then ask them to imitate spider-man's voice, which means that there is no talk, only the tight sound of silent spandex on the skin. Of course, I have to pay more money occasionally to let them spend time buying spandex, but I don't care about this kind of small money, Spidey. "
"You just described to me in detail how you thought about me when you having handjob. I didn't know before. Now I feel that I won't forget this picture in my head. A very poor, very poor person must keep making the friction sound of spandex clothes on the phone until his skin is worn out. Because you haven't hung up the phone, he begins to regret why he took this strange business. "
Deadpool laughed, his chest rumbled and shook Peter's back, and the hot air sprayed on Peter's back neck, only separated by a thin layer of spandex.
"I'm glad you think of me so lasting, sugar pie. In fact, it's very close to reality. Tell me, in reality, will your skin be worn out? Just let you know that I have the best lotion and a pair of dexterous hands, and I am very willing to climb up and down on you, as long as I know the name of the person who moans and wriggles under my hand -- "
9.
Peter turned around, and soon, without letting Deadpool turn the subject back. He put his hands on the bottom edge of the Deadpool mask and felt the stiffness of Deadpool. But Deadpool's hands still hug Peter, now stroking Peter's back, seemingly threatening to squeeze Peter with his strong arms, and pinch Peter's waist with the other palm.
"Baby boy." Deadpool hissed warningly.
But Deadpool didn't pull Peter's hand away, so Peter slowly uncovered Deadpool's mask a little, a little, revealing the mottled and scarred skin underneath, revealing the appearance Peter was used to. Deadpool thought he had not seen the contents of the complete package, but Peter was actually very accustomed to the appearance of Deadpool's casual clothes.
Although Deadpool has taken Peter to touch every inch of the muscle expression on his face, Peter still rarely has things he can't understand, such as the look in Deadpool's eyes now.
Peter just thinks those blue eyes are beautiful.
Even if Peter is still afraid of Deadpool and does not understand what Deadpool wants from him—name, appearance, secret identity, body, endless sex, breakfast together every day, Deadpool clearly has everything Peter has. Life, but he still always asks Peter.
10.
Peter lifted his mask, and when he did this he felt Deadpool's eyes light up and became better, until he noticed that Peter only lifted to his nose and stopped.
Deadpool looked disappointed, but Peter didn't care. Peter kisse Deadpool.
Peter doesn't know what Deadpool thinks, but Peter thinks it's a habit of sticking, licking, nibbling, licking again, opening, reaching in, teasing, exiting, nibbling, licking before leaving.
Just like what Wade has always asked for.
After separation, Peter looked at Deadpool and observed.
But this was an expression that Peter couldn't understand. Very fresh, Peter studied for a while and continued to speak according to his own plan.
"I will kiss you, hug you, have sex with you, sleep with you, eat breakfast with you, but I won't tell you my name, Deadpool."