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Dipper sighed bored senseless. The beanpole of a young man peeled himself off of the crappy sofa that he and his sister had gotten for their small cabin. The two had moved back to the small Oregon town for the summer mostly because it was just so lovely. Mabel had instantly gotten herself a job, a boyfriend, and reunited with a bunch of old familiar friends. Dipper on the other hand spent most of his time trying to do research for a possible internship once the summer was over. Which meant that he had a lot of free time.
It was weird, this town only had like six or seven people their age, everyone else was super old or literal children. He had read every book that the library in town had, had studied every exhibit in the museum seven times, and crawled through every inch of the forest.
Twice.
He was bored out of his mind. It was actually starting to concern him. "I just need to find something to do while Mabel is out partying." The beanpole muttered to himself as he stood up and walked to the closet. He might find something interesting in there. He had spent so much time in this house that he had more or less memorized everything in it. But still sometimes the place surprised him.
He opened the closet door just as his phone buzzed. He opened up the text that Mabel had sent him and his eyes nearly bugged out of their sockets.
"MABEL!" Dipper shouted as a grinning brown haired girl posed in a dressing room wearing only a red bra and panty set with hearts cut out in them to leave nothing to the imagination. Her eyes were half lidded in an attempt to look seductive, but the pouting duck lips sort of ruined it.
"Damn it Mabel!" Dipper shouted as he deleted the picture of his DD breasted twin and quickly began typing with a big blush on his face. "Wrong number! Wrong number! Wrong Number!" Dipper shouted at his phone screen before sitting down with a thump and a moan. Mabel was out of control, literally going around and hooking up with random guys, abandoning him at a moments notice. He wouldn't be too angry at her… if she just wasn't so clingy to him sometimes! Like when he was talking about colleges she had more or less insisted that they go to the same one. Or that they spend the summer together, and then she sprinted off to hang out with her weird little friends. Dipper just felt like he was being taken advantage of by his twin sister, it would make him mad but it also wasn't worth the effort.
Dipper's phone buzzed and there was another picture of Mabel with a nervous look on her face and her sweater back on.
"Shit sorry bro bro that was for someone else."
"Who?" He said out loud before typing that out. He tapped his foot until another buzz came through.
"Not important. BTW I am spending the night over at a friends house. Be back Tomorrow night. Love ya! Don't wait up!" She sent a long string of heart emoji's and cats meowing.
"Oh come on! I thought we were going to hang out tonight!" Dipper complained before typing that out to his sister. "I have got to stop saying stuff out loud if I'm just going to write this to her." Dipper snarked and waited for maybe six minutes until Mabel responded.
"Shit! sorry bro bro." The picture this time was of Grenda driving a truck with Mabel in the passenger seat beside Candy and shrugging helplessly "Totally forgot! On the highway about three hours away. But definitely going to be around tomorrow! Unless I pick up another 'conquest if you get what I mean. Nudge nudge wink wink."
Dipper rolled his eyes and frowned in response.
"Just make good choices." He warned as he opened the closet door and shoved his phone away. This was starting to get annoyingly typical of his sister. He loved Mabel but she was always out partying while he was left at home with his dick in his hands. Literally, he had been masturbating a lot more lately. It was embarrassing if it wasn't so pathetic.
"I have got to get a life or something." Dipper complained to himself as he started going through the closet. There was normally something cool that he could mess around with inside of there. Sometimes he could find a wild animal and spend a few hours chasing it out, other times it would be a cool ancient book that had real human skin and teeth. Or a rusty bike chain with a murder attached. A genius like him had to have something to spend his time on or else he would just go nuts.
Dipper paused and smiled as he found a pile of old board games.
"Now if only I had more friends to play with." He muttered before chuckling. Mabel and the others might do a few rounds with him if they had free time. Wendy unfortunately was backpacking in Europe because of course she would. She was probably having a very fun time too. With a lot of crazy adventures. He wished that he had the cash for that but Dipper found himself incredibly strapped for money.
"Okay Where's the abomination? Nope. Crudeopoloy? Nope. Yetizee? What like Yahtzee but with yeti's? Lame." He tossed each board game aside. He could probably learn the rules at least and set up a few pieces to teach himself before he explained it to Mabel tomorrow. Plus sometimes you would get lucky and find a game that only needed one person.
Dipper paused as he found a partially warped board game that was coated in dust. He sort of recognized the logo. Plus it looked like it had a roleplaying element which he freaking loved.
"Six Dungeons, Six Dungeons and more six dungeons? Sounds interesting." He took it out and brought it into the living room. He opened the box and his eyes nearly popped out of their sockets. Man this had to be from the old days. There was no way that a kids board game would have a woman with that sort of rack and outfit on it in this day and age. She was a blonde bombshell wielding a large mace that was coated in blood. She actually looked strangely aroused with her lips open and slightly puckered, her eyes half lidded and her legs spread.
The only thing that she was wearing was a golden chainmail that was made into triangles over her nipples (He could still see a vague outline of them) and a short loin cloth that was longer across her booty then across her crotch.
"Whoa. Wild time back then." Dipper says in amazement as he opened the board. He frowned. It looked weird. The shapes of the characters all seemed very curvy. And very feminine.
"What sort of a game is this?" He said as he flipped open the instructions. "Pick a character and follow the fairy's guidelines. Well that isn't vague." Dipper looked at the three assorted game pieces that had rolled out. One had a hood, one was a knight, one was a half nude hairy man. He finally grabbed the knight and placed it at the start.
"Okay? So how do I start the game?" Dipper said opening the instructions. He hissed and shook his hand, he had cut himself on the paper. A large drop of blood fell onto the instructions and began glowing.
"Okay that's not good." Dipper muttered before gasping and scooting backwards. "WHOA! WHOA!" The board game was glowing a neon yellow light. The knight piece was starting to float upwards and the pieces were looking progressively more and more realistic.
"No! Oh man no!" Dipper cried out as long golden hands made out of light reached from the board and inched towards him. "No! Get away!" Dipper cried out as he batted at them. "HELP!"
He found himself pulled closer and closed to the board that was glowing bright yellow. He gazed in and blinked it almost looked like…a doorway? Dipper screamed as he was pulled through the blazing portal and the room fell dark as normal light returned and the magic faded.
Dipper moans as he sits up beside a small forest. He is in a meadow beside a stream and a dirt road that cuts through the woods. He gazes around in amazement. The sky is a bright yellow like the light that had dragged him in. He stands and looks down at his plain brown pants that resembled mud.
"Where am I?" He said before finding a pocket. He pulled out a scrap of paper. The instructions!
"Welcome player to Sex dungeons, Sex dungeons, and more sex dungeons. Oh no." He muttered out before flipping to the last page of the instructions "What have I gotten myself into this time? To escape the game follow the quests that you are assigned and you might escape. Wait? Might?"