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Sasuke stroked his erection up and down with closed eyes and furrowed brows.
He tried to imagine Naruto at sex: blue eyes blown wide in arousal, tanned skin flushed in a beautiful red, lips bruised from biting them, sweat on his temple, muscles twitching in excitement–
Naruto’s ass, perky and taunt in a squat every time he moved in sparring, sometimes directly in his face. The swell of his dick in his pants, most of the times not even hidden in the sweaty clothes, just there to torture him.
The blue eyes gleaming in playfulness and stubbornness, the smile a crazed smirk filled with power, beautifully glowing in golden lights, perfect for the person he was.
Sasuke moaned loudly, pushing into his hand, tightening the grip on his dick, envisioned himself buried deep inside him, thrusting into him after sparring, their skin sweaty in the afterglow of unleashing power.
Naruto won’t shut up. He would babble loudly, hopefully saying his name, again, again, again–
He’s coming with a low hiss of ‘Naruto’, warm spunk in his hand and dripping on the sheets. He can barely catch his breath, before–
“Oh my god, I’m so sorry!”
The door slammed open and close with a flash of pink hair, his dignity forever lost in the world, and the afterglow of touching himself ruined for eternity.
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Gaara,
the bastard and Sakura-chan are behaving really weirdly and blush every time they’re in the same room.
Do you think they’re dating?
I don’t want them to date. I really don’t want them to.
Does that make me a bad friend?
your bestest friend in the whole world, Naruto
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Naruto,
I can assure you from personal experience, you are incapable of being a terrible friend.
I can understand your guilty conscience, though. You don’t want to stand in the way of your friends, in case they find themselves dating in the end. But your feelings are yours, as your wish for that person to be yours forever.
Please let yourself be selfish and give yourself over to the person you love the most. I may not approve of the person, but I do want you to be happy above everything else.
Please find happiness.
your best friend, Gaara
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“Naruto, huh?”
Sasuke hitched his shoulders up and gave Sakura an embarrassed look, covered up by a glare.
Sakura plopped down next to him on the bench. She looked around secretively, before her gaze stopped at the blond far away laughing with the others.
“You’re in love with Naruto,” she whispered stupefied. The words a sweet sin between them.
“I’m not,” he hissed with red cheeks.
She huffed hysterical. “I can’t believe it. I mean, I kind of suspected for a while but I never actually knew for sure.”
“Don’t be stupid,” he growled, “I’m not in love with the idiot.”
She rolled her eyes. “Yeah, of course, you’re not in love with him. I’m such a dummy. Obviously, I didn’t see you with your dick out, jerking off–“
“Shut the fuck up, Sakura,” he hissed lowly with narrowed eyes. “You don’t know what you’re talking about–“
“Oh, shut up, Sasuke! I know you think I’m just a stupid little girl, but I’m not twelve anymore. Don’t lie to me! Just once in your stupid life be honest about your feelings! Since you’re back, you’re always staring at him!”
“I’m not–“
She huffed. “You’re eye-fucking him right now.”
“I–“ A blush crept up his face, jaw twitching –“I’m not eye-fucking him.”
“Okay,” she rolled her eyes, “but you’re giving him one really intense look right now. And let me tell you, it’s not your crazy look.”
“I don’t have a crazy look,” he mumbled.
“Oh, trust me, you do.“
Sasuke gave her a look between horrified and unbelievable.
“I’m not making fun of you, okay?“ She promised and took a deep breath.
Their teammate laughed in the distance, free of the troubles of their past. No more begging for the Uchiha’s life, no more running after a runaway who couldn’t stop chasing after revenge. Finally settled in a beautiful Konoha without destruction on their doorstep.
“He loves you.“ The words were soft between them and she could see her teammate refusing, but she didn’t let him. “He does, okay? Maybe in the way you want him to, maybe not. But Naruto would follow you to the end of the world. He already did, okay? He cleaned up your messes as good as possible. He begged for sparing your life, went down on his knees and everything.“
Sasuke furrowed his brows at her words, a soft blush on his cheek, but terrible white at the same time.
She remembered tears on their faces on different occasions, but the reason each other more often than not.
The corner of her lips twitched in amusement. “If you ask him real nice, I bet he will go down on his knees for you too.”
The meaning of the double-etendre dawned on Sasuke, reddening him in seconds to a dark cherry red. He coughed embarrassed and turned away from her, trying to hide away.
Sakura laughed loudly.
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Gaara,
I think something’s serious wrong with the bastard.
your bestest friend in the whole world, Naruto
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Naruto,
there’s a lot wrong with him. Can you please clarify?
your best friend, Gaara
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Gaara,
I don’t even know?!?!
your bestest friend in the whole world, Naruto
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Naruto,
if another Uchiha wants to start a war, please let me know ahead of time. Killer B wants to come over for tea and I can only handle one headache at a time.
Thank you.
your best friend, Gaara
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Gaara,
What do you mean B is coming over for tea?
That’s awesome! I’m coming over too!
Let’s do a jinchuuriki hangout!
your bestest friend in the whole world, Naruto
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“I heard about your fight on our old training ground.” Sakura said exhausted. “Or better said: The training ground that’s gone now. Was that your definition of confessing your feelings?”
“… No.” Sasuke admitted grouchy. “He just wouldn’t shut up about Gaara.” A vein popped out and his expression darkened. “Gaara this, Gaara that. Gaara’s awesome, Gaara’s the best. Gaara’s the best friend in the whole world and–“
“I’m going to stop you right here, because you’re scaring the other people with your jealousy. I know Naruto never said that last part because the ‘best friend in the whole world’-job already got snatched by you, the bastard.”
Sasuke scrunched up his nose.
“Don’t give me that look. I’m just repeating his words.” Sakura rolled her eyes. “But don’t you think fighting made confessing harder than before? He probably thinks you’re mad about something, but–“ she huffed a laugh–“when are you not angry about something?“
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Gaara,
just when I think I figured the bastard out, he does something weird like fight me in the middle of the village.
Good thing: We didn’t flatten the village on accident.
Bad thing: We destroyed our old training ground and part of the forest.
Really bad thing: Kurama almost snapped and killed everyone.
He’s been really moody lately and I don’t know why. He doesn’t want to tell me, because I’m ‘a lost cause’ and a ‘stupid jinchuuriki’ and ‘he doesn’t want to have anything to do with me anymore’.
It sounds like he lost faith again.
What should I do?
your bestest friend in the whole world, Naruto
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Naruto,
as the former jinchuuriki of Shukaku I have to confess I have no idea how to talk to a bijuu that isn’t screaming bloody murder every second of the day.
You are still the best example of overcoming hate and turn it into love.
I’m sure time will tell.
your best friend, Gaara
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“I’ll tell him, I like him today,” Sasuke announced firmly and walked towards Naruto, leaving Sakura behind.
The light caught the Uzumaki just right: blue eyes bright as the open sky, blond hair glowing like a second sun, the laughter loud and obnoxious but so beautifully happy.
Sasuke turned back again and sat down next to Sakura on the bench, shaking hand barely holding his coffee up. “I can’t,” he pressed out overwhelmed, “he’s too bright. I can’t even look at him. Let alone confess.”
Sakura rolled her eyes with a huff. “You’re a wimp. I can’t believe it.” She turned towards her other teammate with a loud call of his name and waving hands. “Naruto, can I talk to you for a second?”
Naruto blinked surprised, before smiling brightly and jogging up to them. “Sure, what’s up, Sakura-chan?”
“Sasuke wants to tell you something.”
Naruto furrowed his brows at the constipated face. “What’s wrong?” He smiled meekly. “Are you alright?”
“Forget it.”
“But you didn’t even say anything yet?”
“I said: forget it,” Sasuke hissed out and got up, almost spilling his coffee over his hand in the rush, and fast-walked away, hastily retreating.
Naruto looked after him with a confused expression, before looking at Sakura. “What was that about?”
Sakura sighed and got up too, throwing away her cup in the trash next to her. “Nothing,” she huffed and rolled her eyes with a pissed off grunt. “See you around, Naruto.”
“Okay?”
Sakura walked in the same direction as her former crush, wrecked and a little amused.
“Boys.”
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Gaara,
I think they wanted to announce their relationship today, but the bastard chickened out. I think he’s embarrassed and Sakura-chan is really mad about it.
I cried myself to sleep again. I don’t know what to do anymore. I’m coming over for a few days.
your bestest friend in the whole world, Naruto
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“What?” Naruto gave him a dirty look and furrowed his brows. “You wanna fight again?” He lifted his fists with a confused expression at Sasuke’s murderous look, eerie chakra leaking out. “I’ll totally fight you, y’know? Give me your best and–“
“Let’s get ramen,” Sasuke forced out through gritted teeth and turned away, swiftly walking towards Ramen Ichiraku without waiting for an answer.
Naruto gave a bewildered shout, before running after him. “What do you mean let’s get ramen? You don’t even like ramen!?”
The Uchiha grumbled undistinguishable and put his hands in his pocket, walking even faster. “Get moving, idiot.”
“Hey, what’s going on?”
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Gaara,
I just went out for ramen with the bastard, but he looked constipated the whole time. I’m not sure what is happening anymore? I thought he’s dating Sakura-chan, but he still didn’t say anything even though I hinted at girls?
I’m dazed and confused.
your bestest friend in the whole world, Naruto
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Naruto,
please confront your teammates about the certainty of them dating for both of our well-beings. Am I supposed to plan a murder or not?
You’re stressing me out more than Shukaku. At least, he had his priorities straight.
your best friend, Gaara
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“And? Did you confess at your date?”
“No,” Sasuke hissed bitter,“ he talked about girls the whole time. It wasn’t even a date for him.”
Sakura blinked confused. “Wait, you did tell him it’s a date though, right?”
Sasuke grunted and turned away from her with a grumpy pout.
“Oh, Sasuke,” she sighed exhausted, “you know how dense Naruto is. You need to spell it out for him, otherwise he won’t know what hits him in the face.”
Sasuke wanted to answer, but he didn’t have a chance.
Naruto’s jogging up to them with determination on his face, a nervous smile lifting the corner of his lips. He barely stopped in front of them, before talking.
“I know you guys are dating and it’s okay,” Naruto blurt out quickly, before losing his nerves. “I mean, obviously it’s okay, why shouldn’t it be okay, right? It’s okay, totally cool. I’m a cool friend. I’ll totally support you and have your back, nobody’s gonna give you shit–“
Sasuke froze in horror. The dream of living together with Naruto for eternity disintegrated in front of his very eyes. His sun shining for someone else.
Sakura jerked to her feet with a shocked shout. “We are not dating!” She interrupted quickly and pointed at the Uchiha. “He’s in love with you.”
“Wait, what?”
“The fuck, Sakura?” Sasuke called out shocked.
“You’re in love with me?” Naruto looked like he couldn’t comprehend the situation anymore. “Wait, if you’re in love with me and I’m in love with you, why are you hanging out with Sakura-chan all the time? You’re blushing and whispering and–“
“You’re what?”
“I’m in love with you, bastard!”
“Wow, I’m leaving this to you guys. You can’t mess this up anymore, but just in case: Sasuke loves Naruto, Naruto loves Sasuke. Now talk about it. Bye.” Sakura turned and made a run for it.
Sasuke blinked overwhelmed.
“I thought you knew!” Naruto wailed and stomped his right foot. “I was so bloody obvious, even Kurama made fun of me for a while and–“ He gave another big wail, tears brimmed at his eyes. “I can’t believe it. Are you really in love with me?”
Sasuke jerked to his feet. “Why the hell do you think I came back to Konoha, you idiot? Of course, it was because of you. Why would I need Sakura if I could have you?”
Naruto sniffed loudly with tears running down his cheeks. “Really?”
Sasuke rolled his eyes at the dense idiot. “Yes, really,” he stressed out. “I can’t believe you never realized.” Almost aggressively, the Uchiha wiped the tears away. “You’re the most important person in my life.”
“I love you, bastard.”
Sasuke growled pissed off. “You fucking better after that shit you thought about. Me dating Sakura? Are you stupid? I’m gay as fuck, Naruto.”
This startled a sudden laugh out of the blond. “Sorry, I- I didn’t–“
“You didn’t think? Always the same with you.”
“HEY!”
He huffed an amused laugh at the blond’s pout and leaned forward with a smirk. “I don’t mind though. I guess it’s part of your charm.”
Naruto reddened speechless.
Finally, Sasuke pushed their lips together.
He has been dreaming of this moment – and many different moments too – but this was it. The only reason he came back to this god forsaken village in the first place.
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Gaara,
I confronted Sakura-chan and the bastard and there was a huuuge misunderstanding.
Long story short: The bastard and I are dating now.
He’s a great kisser and I’m really happy!
your bestest friend in the whole world, Naruto
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Naruto,
I’m glad to hear about this but please make the long story long . I’m missing value information and it’s really confusing on my side. Please enlighten me.
What do you mean you started dating the Uchiha?
I though he dated your teammate?
How did this happen?
Please explain.
your best friend, Gaara
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Extra:
“I didn’t understand why people care so much about their dumb boyfriend until I got a dumb boyfriend myself. I only had Naruto for a day and half. But if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in the village and then myself.”
“That’s intense, Sasuke.” Sakura blinked overwhelmed. “And definitely not healthy.”
“I don’t care. It’s the truth. I have been thinking about it since last night and I already have three plans to take over the village before destroying it. One of them include the help of Kurama. Whether it will be willingly or not, I don’t give a fuck.”
Sakura whistled impressed. “Sasuke, you need therapy. Like, a shit ton of it.”
“Probably.”