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Hit Me With Your Best Shot (Fire Away)

Summary:

While contemplating the notches in her lipstick case one afternoon, Faye decides she needs to add a new one -- Spike Spiegel. The problem? Spike's not interested in returning her feelings. He's all but told her that to her face. But there's not a man in the galaxy who can resist Faye Valentine's charm forever...right? Otherwise known as: Faye tries really hard to take Spike on a date and it's...just...not...working. Until...it does?

A Project in Requests and My Imagination Going Somewhere I Never Thought It Would

Notes:

So, the idea for this came to me while I was driving and Hit Me With Your Best Shot by Pat Benetar came on. The line where she talks about putting notches in her lipstick case struck me as a very Faye thing to do, and I thought to myself, "What if Faye decides to make Spike the next notch?" And then this happened. I've had some requests for a Faye/Spike fic and I know there's a lot of Faye/Spike shippers out there...so this one's for you guys (and maybe it'll be less of an emotional wringer -- looking at you, Moria_Lathal, if you give this one a read), 'cause I usually don't do fics like this and I also usually don't ship Spike and Faye. However, I think, given enough time, and enough growth, there's a little bit of a chance for them out there somewhere. It's a wide galaxy and nothing's impossible...

This work isn't intended to be related to my other Bebop fics ;)

Also, I'm open to requests for this one. I intend for this to be more of a series of one-shots than a completely continuous fic, so if there's a place you'd like to see Faye try to take Spike for a date, a situation you'd like to see them in, or a something you'd like to see happen between the two of them, drop it in a comment. (Barring explicit content, I'm open to seeing what I can fit into future one shots.) There's no real plan for this one yet, so I'll kind of see what responses I get to it and go from there.

Chapter 1: Prelude

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Faye sat in her room on the Bebop, contemplating her makeup and trying not to think too hard about a certain curly-headed Cowboy who was back on the ship. Back on the ship and mostly back in one piece, now that they’d separated him from the Red Dragon Tower by several months. When she’d pulled him out of the wreckage that day, she was convinced he was dead. 

They all were. 

And yet. 

He breathed. 

He lived. 

And now that he could walk and talk and think coherently again, he was just as annoying as he was before. Complaining about the state of the food, the state of the ship, and the state of his companions. Jet had been dragging him out on small bounties just to give him something to do. That helped. 

Sort of. 

Because even when he wasn’t on the ship, Faye found her thoughts straying to him more and more. 

Ed started making kissy faces at her behind his back. 

Faye nearly punched her the last time she did it, but Ed danced nimbly out of the way with her usual, “No, no, Faye Faye!” 

Which, of course, made him look over his shoulder at Faye with that eyebrow cocked, cigarette dangling from his lips, deck of cards flowing through his agile fingers even though he wasn’t looking at them. He’d dealt his and Jet’s hands for their next round of poker while looking Faye in the eye. 

Faye looked away first. 

She shivered and slammed her makeup brush down on the table. “Stupid cards, stupid cowboy,” she muttered. “Why do I even care?! It’s not like he cares about me. He’s just a dead-end road, Faye.” 

Even when she’d all but told him to his face that she loved him, he walked away. Walked away and almost died. 

Dumbass cowboy. 

She huffed and rummaged in her make-up bag, looking for her lipstick case. When she pulled it out, she stopped, the light catching and reflecting off a thin line of tick marks scored on the lid.  

Twelve.

Twelve dates. 

Twelve nights. 

Twelve wallets. 

Faye smirked. 

Poker Alice’s conquests. She’d broken all their hearts, after pulling them in and wrapping them so tight around her little finger they’d barely been able to breathe. They were all handsome, she supposed, in their own ways, though she couldn’t specifically bring any of their faces to mind anymore. They all sort of blended into a blandly handsome man with a nice jawline, a suit, and the right things to say to a girl looking to steal his money. 

She traced the ticks with one finger.

The next would be unlucky number thirteen. 

She hadn’t put a mark on the lipstick case in over a year now. Running with the Bebop, she hadn’t needed to. Even though she griped about it, she’d come to enjoy Jet’s company and Ed’s shenanigans, and even the furball’s soft cuddles. And the...sort of...steady income.

But especially the bemused gaze of one lean, dark-headed cowboy. 

Who didn’t seem to notice that his glance sent her heart leaping into her throat.

Faye shook her head. “Get it together, girl. He’s an impossible target.” 

Impossible. 

Faye paused. 

No one was impossible. Not for Faye Valentine. There wasn’t a warm-blooded man on the nine planets who could resist Faye forever. 

He was certainly cold-blooded enough, but there had to be a spark in there somewhere, right? 

Faye slid one finger across the empty space where mark number thirteen would go. 

One more conquest. 

One last tick. 

Faye smiled. He’d be difficult, obviously. He’d be the hardest case yet. He’d resist. He’d complain. And it wasn’t even like there was a wallet at the end of this one for her. 

But maybe...maybe there’d be something else. Something better. 

Mark thirteen. 

Spike Spiegel. 

Faye pulled a vibrant red out of the case and painted her lips.