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Tony, Woo Hyuk, Kang Ta, Moon Hee Jun, Dong Wan, and Minwoo sat in the very back of the assembly even though they were the only students left. In the front were a bunch of strangers they hadn’t ever seen before.
Do Hyun took the mic. “Congratulations on failing, are you happy now? I hope you enjoy spending the summer trapped in school. I know I will. Here is Professor Seo.”
Tai Ji gave him a kiss as they crossed paths then he glared out into the audience.
“For summer school, you’ll be joined by a remedial class from a local public school. Try to make them feel comfortable, and I shouldn’t have to add this, but I will, incase I haven’t told you enough...No murdering or raping any of them, or each other.”
“All of the new students stand when I read your name.” Professor Seo instructed the 13 new students. “Lee Teuk, Kang In, Dong Hee, Hee Chul, Ki Bum, Han Geng, Shi Won...No more names are listed but there is a note here that says they’re the only name’s we’ll end up needing to know in a few years. Also, there may be more of you? Depending on stock shares? I don’t know what the fuck that’s about.” He tossed the paper aside and clutched the podium in his fists, leaning forward to look the new kids in the eyes. “I don’t want any trouble out of you guys. You’re parents signed a waver, so whatever happens to you here isn’t our responsibility. I’ll give you a little advice, clench your assholes tight at night.”
“Who needs their assholes? Look at those pretty little mouths.” Kang Ta whispered as he leaned over to see. Hee Jun stomped his foot and Kang Ta sat up with a smile. “None are as pretty as yours.” He said, kissing them.
“Don’t you guys.” Tony whispered. “We’ll get in trouble.”
“Are you kidding?” Woo Hyuk scoffed. “Apparently you can do anything in this school and never get in trouble. Go ahead, blow each other. I bet none of the staff even blinks.” He hadn’t meant to say it so loudly, but now all the new classmates were looking back at them with wide eyes. “Oh grow up!” He snapped at them.
“Okay, new kids, go find your rooms and unpack.” Tai Ji ordered.
“Let’s take Tony back so he can get some rest.” Kang Ta said.
“I’m not that far along.” Tony reminded him. “I can’t rest all the time.”
“Hey, we have no idea what’s going on in there.” Kang Ta said, pointing at Tony’s stomach. “It could just be floating around in there. If you move too much it may get stuck in your urethra.”
Minwoo gagged. “Do you guys have to talk about that freak baby all the time?”
Dong Wan spoke before Kang Ta could even gasp. “You know what, shut your fucking mouth you cock sucker.”
“Woah, Dong Wan got cool.” Hee Jun said.
“What’s the matter with you?” Minwoo demanded.
“If you don’t love me then I don’t want to see you ever again. I don’t want to smell you, or hear you.” Dong Wan told him.
“Smell him?” Tony asked.
“Hey, I’m the one who’s pissed at YOU.” Minwoo reminded him. “You ruined my life!”
“Oh get the fuck over it!” Dong Wan snapped. “So you died a few times, you’re back! And so everyone knows you’re gay, they would find out eventually! You could have it a lot worse off. Look at Woo Hyuk!”
Woo Hyuk’s jaw clenched.
“Let me ask you something.” Dong Wan asked with a sarcastic sweetness. “Do you think I should forgive you for everything you’ve said to me? Would you if you were me?”
Minwoo fought the urge to talk but “No.” blurted out.
“There you go.” Dong Wan said, self satisfied, and walked off.
“I’m so fucking tired of this curse!” Minwoo thundered.
“Well then take care of it.” Kang Ta said easily.
“HOW?!”
“Lee Hyuk will know how. Go find him.”
“He’s in a cage under the school with Harisu and some dude from Star Trek.” Hee Jun informed Minwoo. “Professor Seo made me in charge of bringing them food.”
“That’s right.” Kang Ta said, patting Hee Jun’s head. “And most of it makes it down there.”
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Tony lay on the top bunk in his room while Dong Wan moped on the bottom, and Kang Ta sat in the rocking chair.
“You two look so depressed.” Kang Ta noted. “Broken hearted.”
They both nodded.
“But Tony, why are you broken hearted? You’re having the love of your life’s baby.”
“And I’m still a virgin! I thought I would at least have sex before I had a kid...”
“It’s not all it’s cracked up to be.” Dong Wan muttered.
“Hey, the reason Woo Hyuk hasn’t slept with you is because he’s under a lot of stress. You just need to take charge. Trust me, as soon as you get your claws into him you’ll never shake him off. Just go get him. And you,” He said to Dong Wan. “We’ll find you someone who isn’t a temperamental closet case or a deranged zombie from the future. Ever hear of speed dating?”
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Hello World, this is God’s blog.
Just a few things I want to get to in my first post.
First, stop being gay. I’m against it no matter how hot it is or how in it is right now.
Second,
JJ paused his typing God’s new blog in the computer lab when Jay, appearing out of no where, sat down a bouquet of eye balls skewered on wooden dowels. “For you, my love.” He purred to JJ. “Now can we finally have sex?”
“Oh how beautiful!” JJ said, taking the bouquet and smelling it deeply. “But we can’t. God told me he’s angry with me so we can’t be gay together and you have to stop making me an accomplice to murder. He’s made me a human as punishment.”
Jay kneeled down to look him eye to eye. “What is your God always going on about? Repentance? Since you’re human now, it applies to you. So let me fuck your brains out and then you can just repent.”
JJ bit his lip in consideration, looking down into the eye balls that stared blankly back at him. “Well, I suppose you’re right.” He agreed, taking Jay’s hand to be led out.
“So I guess I’ll just stay here then?” Jae Won asked from where he had sat next to JJ. “Everyone keeps forgetting me...” But there was really only one person he wanted to remember him.
He pulled up into the computer and typed,
Second, incest is okay now.
And hit submit.
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Just need to take charge...
That’s what Kang Ta said.
It wouldn’t be so hard...Tony just had to get the courage to do it.
And he thought he did until he saw Woo Hyuk enter the bathrooms to take a shower, then he second guessed himself. But why? What could Woo Hyuk do? Refuse the man carrying his child?
Tony burst into the bathroom and rushed Woo Hyuk without warning just as he stepped under the water. Tony kissed him forcefully, pressing him against the wall and scrambled for his pants. Much to his shock, Woo Hyuk didn’t fight him
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Minwoo rushed into the basement and stumbled when he saw the three large cages holding Lee Hyuk, Harisu, and Jong Hyuk.
“Look who it is.” Lee Hyuk stood slowly, pressing himself against the bars. “Here for a conjugal visit?”
“I need your help.” Minwoo grumbled.
“How is it I’m always the one you run to when you’re in need? Could this be love?”
“Masochism.” Harisu interjected.
“I’ve been cursed.” Minwoo said, ignoring the comments. “I can’t tell any lies. I need you to get rid of this for me.”
“You can’t tell a lie?” Lee Hyuk almost smiled. “Of course I’ll help you, but first I’ve got a question. When you were fucking me, did you enjoy it?”
Jong Hyuk sat up in his cot for that.
Beads of sweat broke out on Minwoo’s forehead, but he couldn’t keep himself from answering. “Yes.”
“I knew it.” Lee Hyuk purred. “Yes, I’ll help you with your little curse. First though, you have to do something for me.”