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Today 10:48 PM
- katara
- he's
- here
- Zuko
- uh... who
- katara
- YOU KNOW WHO
- Zuko
- i... don't
- katara
- mr. high and mighty
- too hot for his own good
- why do i want to murder him and also make out with him at the same time
- Zuko
- i’m really confused
- who are we talking about
- katara
- ZUKO, SUki
- keep up!!!!
Today 10:54 PM
- Zuko
- hello, zuko here
what does it mean if someone wants to
what does it meant if someone wants to murder you
what does it meant if someone wants to kill you in your dream
what does it meant if someone wants to make out with you
secret katnip 
@katnipbytheocean
I…………. hate myself
so
much
who gave me alcohol
WHO
Today 10:57 PM
- suki
- suki help
- where are you
- pls come save me i’ve had WAY too much to drink
- i only had like a few shots of whiskey but fuck i'm feeling it
- SUKI
Today 11:02 PM
- katara
- has anyone seen suki
- toph
- yea me
- yellow hair, purple eyes
- can’t miss her
- katara
- i'm SERIOUS
- toph
- ok what’s up your ass sugar queen
- katara
- i did something stupid
- in my defense!!
- im pretty drunk
- toph
- oh my koh it's DRUNKTARA!
- we can help you, drunktara 😏
- katara
- nope
- i'm not THAT drunk
- toph
- boo
- aang
- aw i'm sure it's fine katara :)
- there’s no way you could have messed up badly
- but i think i saw suki sneak off with sokka
- katara
- goddammit
Today 11:18 PM
- Zuko
- are you going to ignore me all night? you’re literally hiding from me
- how is that even possible? this apartment is so small
- katara
- THAT WASNT MEANT FOR YOU
- and you would say that
- any apartment that isn’t the size of your mansion is probably too small
- Zuko
- do you really want to kiss me?
- honest question
- katara
- i hate you
- Zuko
- i thought you did too
- but you said it
- katara
- you’re never going to let this go are you
- you’re going to hold this over me forever
- you couldn’t just let me wallow in shame by myself
- nope you just HAD to rub it in
- you’re such an asshole
- katara
- fuck off
Today 11:27 PM
- Zuko
- I’m sorry. I didn’t mean it like that. I’m just genuinely confused. I really thought you hated me. I’ll pretend it didn’t happen.
- See you around, Katara.
secret katnip
@katnipbytheocean
Today 11:37 PM
- katara
- suki
- am i an asshole
- suki
- no???
- why
- katara
- i feel like i just kicked a puppy
- suki
- um
- did you???
- katara
- i might as well have
- suki
- also sorry just seeing your texts now
- what happened?
- katara
- i'll tell you in person
- where are you?? i’ve been looking for you everywhere
- suki
- making out with your brother, obviously
- katara
- ew pls
- tmi
- suki
- you asked 😏
- where are you? i'll come find you
- katara
- hiding in a bathroom
- the one near the front door
- suki
- …. should I ask?
- katara
- can you just come already???
what to do if the girl you like
what to do if the girl you like hates you
what to do if the girl you like doesn't like you back
what to do if the girl you like isn't ready for a relationship
what to do if the girl you like might like you back
Today 11:56 PM
- zuko
- i have a question
- azula
- zuzu? asking me? this is too precious 💅🏻
- zuko
- shut up.
- hypothetically
- if i wanted to convince someone who hates me to not… hate me… what should i do?
- hypothetically
- asking for a friend
- azula
- you know you’re not slick, right?
- hypothetical my ass
- whatever
- if i wanted someone to not hate me, i’d blackmail them to stop hating me
- obviously
- zuko
- ...forget i even asked
Today 12:14 AM
- zuko
- sokka
- your sister hates me
- sokka
- OBViously
- Where the fuck have you been
- also where ARE you???
- dude the cactus juice
- Is DWINDKLINF
- DWINDLING
- big words I know
- I’m so fucking smett
- Smt*
- Smart****
- zuko
- how much have you had to drink
- sokka
- not enough, buddk
- Buddy****
- zuko
- ok
- anyway
- is there a possibility that your sister might not hate me?
- even the slightest chance?
- sokka
- nah
- She hates you
- Like hates hates you
- Like would stab you to death if it were legal hate you
- Like run you over with a car hate you
- zuko
- i get it.
- agni
- ok. are you sure?
- sokka
- yeah she never ducking stops talking about how you drive her crazy
- Fucking****
- for the record, you’re my BRO
- I don’t think you’re so bad
- sometimes you're a jerk
- but only my baby sis thinks you’re the worst thing since mayunase
- mayonnaise***
- Mayo is great IMO so take that with a grain of salt
- zuko
- ok
- so she really hates me
- noted
Today 12:35 AM
- azula
- zuzu
- zuko
- what
- azula
- are you still here? or did you go try to make whoever hates you un-hate you?
- zuko
- agni
- why the hell did i even ask you
- i'm still here. what do you want
- azula
- I need you to do something
- zuko
- no
- azula
- i wasn’t really asking
- zuko
- let me guess
- one of you is fucked up
- probably throwing up
- and you want me to take you home
- stop me when i'm wrong
- azula
- ONLY ty lee is fucked up
- I can handle my alcohol, please 🙄
- It’s offensive for you to assume otherwise
- Someone needs to take her home
- Mai and I didn’t drive
- can't you be a good brother?
- zuko
- since when have you been a good sister
- azula
- excuse me? I gave you solid sisterly advice earlier
- zuko
- you’re full of shit
- azula
- besides ty lee is your friend
- can't you be a good friend?
- she’s crying now
- do you hear that?
- that's the sound of you breaking her heart
- zuko
- agni
- fine
- where are you
- azula
- 😇
- back bathroom
- hurry pls
- zuko
- might i remind you that you don't even know what a broken heart sounds like
- azula
- i know
- but you do 🖤
- chop chop zuzu
Today 12:49 AM
- katara
- hi
- i tried calling you, but you didn't pick up
- can we talk?
- katara
- are you ignoring me now? ok well i guess i deserve that
- i’m outside on the patio, if you’re willing to talk
- i’m mostly sober now
- mostly
- ok I’ll just
- Wait here
- katara
- nothing?
- come on not even one text back??
- Zuko
- sorry wait i'm driving
- katara
- you’re DRIVING?
- when did you leave???
- ok well I guess you won’t answer that since you’re driving
- omg have I been panicking over nothing??
- well.
- ok then.
- sorry I even asked
- Have a good night
secret katnip
@katnipbytheocean
i spent way too long agonizing over how to apologize
for what???
secret katnip
@katnipbytheocean
why did i have to send that text to him
this could have all been prevented
secret katnip
@katnipbytheocean
why do i care so much about what he thinks anyway??? it's not like he even likes me. he hates me just as much as i sorta hate him!!!
secret katnip
@katnipbytheocean
fuck this i need more alcohol
why are girls so
why are girls so confusing
why are girls so cute
why are girls so hard to understand
what to do if the girl you like
what to do if the girl you like hates you
what to do if the girl you like doesn't like you back
what to do if the girl you like isn't ready for a relationship
what to do if the girl you like might like you back
Today 12:49 AM
- katara
- sorry I even asked
- Have a good night
Today 12:49 AM
- katara
- sorry I even asked
- Have a good night
Today 12:49 AM
- katara
- sorry I even asked
- Have a good night
Today 12:49 AM
- katara
- sorry I even asked
- Have a good night
Today 1:18 AM
- katara
- ok... good night
