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[WINSTON] reopened [OVERWATCH COMMUNICATION CHANNEL].
[WINSTON] added [BRIGITTE LINDHOLM], [FAREEHA AMARI], [MEI-LING ZHOU], [HANA SONG], and [LÚCIO CORREIA DOS SANTOS] to [OVERWATCH COMMUNICATION CHANNEL].
WINSTON: @EVERYONE
WINSTON: Hello, everyone. This is a channel for us to communicate about the organization, whether it be mission discussions and planning, reviewing notes from previous team meetings, or emergency communications in case you have no other way of contacting us.
[LENA OXTON] reentered [OVERWATCH COMMUNICATION CHANNEL].
[GENJI SHIMADA] reentered [OVERWATCH COMMUNICATION CHANNEL].
[JESSE MCCREE] reentered [OVERWATCH COMMUNICATION CHANNEL].
[ANGELA ZIEGLER] reentered [OVERWATCH COMMUNICATION CHANNEL].
[REINHARDT WILHELM] reentered [OVERWATCH COMMUNICATION CHANNEL]
[HANA SONG] entered [OVERWATCH COMMUNICATION CHANNEL].
[LÚCIO CORREIA DOS SANTOS] entered [OVERWATCH COMMUNICATION CHANNEL].
LENA: oi whats this?
LÚCIO: tracer just fucking read lol
LENA: how do i change my name???
WINSTON: Bottom left-hand corner.
[LENA OXTON] changed display name to [TRACER].
[HANA SONG] changed display name to [D.VA].
[ANGELA ZIEGLER] changed display name to [MERCY].
MERCY: Winston… are you sure this is a good idea?
WINSTON: Why wouldn’t it be?
MERCY: You remember how it ended up last time you tried to make this channel.
REINHARDT: And good times were had in that channel!
WINSTON: That was years ago, Angela! I have full faith in our current team to use this channel for it’s intended purposes.
MCCREE: yee fuckin haw boys whats shakin
D.VA: they always say yee haw
D.VA: but they never ask
D.VA: H A W Y E E
MERCY: ...Are you so certain, Winston?
REINHARDT: If he isn’t, I am! This is a GREAT idea!!!
GENJI: HEE YAW
TRACER: WAH EEY
MCCREE: please shut the mcfuck up
WINSTON: While I appreciate the enthusiasm for the channel, please only use it for it’s intended purposes, as stated when I first created it.
LÚCIO: with all due respect mr. winston
LÚCIO: we are communicating about the organization
LÚCIO: which is very much one of its intended purposes
WINSTON: I meant in a more… professional setting.
[TORBJÖRN LINDHOLM] reentered [OVERWATCH COMMUNICATION CHANNEL].
[FAREEHA AMARI] entered [OVERWATCH COMMUNICATION CHANNEL].
[BRIGITTE LINDHOLM] entered [OVERWATCH COMMUNICATION CHANNEL].
FAREEHA: I remember my mother’s stories of this channel. From what I’ve heard, it was never used the way it was meant to be.
[FAREEHA AMARI] changed display name to [PHARAH].
BRIGITTE: so far, it looks like this channel may have the same fate
WINSTON: They just need a moment to unwind.
TORBJÖRN: Winston, it’ll be more than “a moment” and we all know that.
GENJI: hey mccree
MCCREE: what
GENJI: mcfuck mcyou
MCCREE: YOU DONT PUT THE MC IN FRONT OF THE WORD YOU
MCCREE: IT JUST LOOKS STUPID LIKE THAT
D.VA: you have no room to talk about things that look stupid
D.VA: youre the one who still dresses in FUCKING FULL COWBOY GETUP
MCCREE: FUCK YOU ITS COOL
GENJI: your belt buckle literally says “BAMF” what part of that is cool
MCCREE: EVERY PART OF IT
[D.VA] changed channel name to [BEANS ARE MY FRIENDS]
MCCREE: now hold on just a diddly damn second
TRACER: jesse the bean man!!!!!!!!!
MCCREE: no
LÚCIO: yes
GENJI: yes
D.VA: yes
TRACER: yes
REINHARDT: Yes!
WINSTON: Alright, you’ve all had your fun. Can we change the channel name back now?
LÚCIO: no
GENJI: no
D.VA: no
TRACER: no
REINHARDT: Absolutely not!
MCCREE: YES
[JACK MORRISON] reentered [BEANS ARE MY FRIENDS].
TRACER: ?!??!????!?
MCCREE: what, and i quote, the mcfuck
MERCY: This… can’t be possible. Jack Morrison is dead…
REINHARDT: Jack?!
WINSTON: I’ll have Athena track the signal.
[JACK MORRISON] changed display name to [SOLDIER 76].
76: Apologies for the confusion.
76: I found this communicator quite a while ago.
WINSTON: Ah, alright. Would you bring it up to my lab so I can inspect it?
76: Sure thing.
D.VA: who is jack morrison
MCCREE: how the mcfuck do you not know????
D.VA: IM ONLY 19 OKAY
D.VA: AND STOP SAYING MCFUCK
MCCREE: MCFUCK YOU
MCCREE: YOU DONT SEE ME TELLING YOU HOW TO LIVE YOUR LIFE
WINSTON: I… can’t be bothered to steer this channel in the right direction right now. I’ll revisit it another time.
[WINSTON] disconnected from [BEANS ARE MY FRIENDS].
[MEI-LING ZHOU] entered [BEANS ARE MY FRIENDS].
MEI: Hey everyone, what did I miss?
TORBJÖRN: Nothing exciting.
LÚCIO: so mccree
LÚCIO: how do you like your beans?
MCCREE: …
[JESSE MCCREE] disconnected from [BEANS ARE MY FRIENDS].
D.VA: HAHAHAHAHAHA
TORBJÖRN: Winston is a fool if he thinks this channel will work out in the long run.
MERCY: Just let him have his pride for now.