Work Text:
NoFish:Did you get it?
DiggingDanny is away at 1:42:06 AM.
Auto response from DiggingDanny
(1:42:19 AM):
I am (choose 1):
1. Reading.
2. Thinking.
3. Writing.
4. Working.
5. Sleeping (ha ha just kidding).
NoFish:
6. None of the above.
NoFish: You are naked in bed thinking of me in my Class As and touching yourself.
NoFish: *poke*
NoFish: *poke*
NoFish: *poke*
NoFish: *poke*
NoFish: *poke*
DiggingDanny returned at 1:47:34 AM.
NoFish: What?
DiggingDanny: Did you teach your screenname to moo?
DiggingDanny: And get what? The frighteningly incriminating legal document you left on my chair at the SGC this morning?
DiggingDanny: Right before we went off world?
NoFish: I put it in an envelope!
DiggingDanny: Yeeeeesssss. From Janet's stationery. Marked "Personal and Confidential."
NoFish: Exactly! Nobody would dare to open one of the doc's messages to her patients. Perfectly safe.
DiggingDanny: Yup. Now anyone who saw it just thinks I have space herpes. Thanks.
NoFish: Don't mention it.
DiggingDanny: OMG! That is the most annoying thing ever. Make it stop!
NoFish: Moooooooooooo!
NoFish: Moooooooooooo!
NoFish: Moooooooooooo!
DiggingDanny: One more time and you can forget about getting any for a month.
NoFish: OK, OK! I fixed it. Jeez! Not that I get any anyway.
NoFish: I hate this stupid screenname, btw.
DiggingDanny: *snickers*
DiggingDanny:I thought it was very clever.
NoFish: I should have at least gotten to name T. Stupid Carter.
DiggingDanny:Cassie started it. Do you think Sam would have chosen the name SmarterThanYou on her own?
NoFish: Yes. I do. *sulks*
DiggingDanny:I'm not going to sit here and listen to you pout all night. I was doing stuff, you know.
NoFish: At nearly two in the morning? Of course you were.
NoFish: Like I said. Thinking of me! *is smug*
DiggingDanny:Going now...
NoFish: So?!?!?!?!
DiggingDanny:So what?
NoFish: I like the sound of it. Daniel O'Neill. You sound like a good Irish lad.
DiggingDanny:Haha. Very funny. Why don't you become Mrs. Jackson, instead. Jack Jackson. :)
NoFish is away at 2:03:12 AM
DiggingDanny:You're not serious?
Auto response from NoFish (2:03:22 AM): I am (choose 1):
1. Not talking to you.
2. Not talking to you.
3. Not talking to you.
4. Not talking to you.
5. Sleeping (ha ha just kidding). Not talking to you.
DiggingDanny:OMG. I cannot believe you are actually serious.
DiggingDanny:Jack, we can't get married. I can't be Mrs. Jonathan C. O'Neill.
DiggingDanny:Is that something you even want?
NoFish returned at 2:05:16 AM.
NoFish: Maybe.
NoFish: Who cares?
NoFish: Nevermind. Forget I brought it up.
NoFish signed off at 2:06:38 AM.
NoFish is no longer available
As drafted by Col. O'Neill and forwarded to Dr. Jackson.
