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Somewhere in the middle of Tokyo
Pro and con on committing Homicide by Tsukishima Kei :
Pro1 : you will be freed from the pest named Oikawa Tooru
Con1 : You lost a roommate who pay the fucking rent on time which unfortunately named Oikawa Tooru too
Pro2 : No more unwanted sex sound and moan, and grunted. He is not a voyeur, thank you so much.
Con 2: he will lose a reliable Senpai who always let him borrow his note. God bless Iwaizumi and his smart brain. Why? Why did Iwaizumi need to fuck Oikawa? And worse bonded with him.
Pro 3 : He will get back his favorite silence
Con3: he would get it in jail because apparently being loud during sex isn’t valid reason for murder.
Kei wasn’t virgin, he same as Oikawa as an Omega enjoyed dick in his ass but he had courtesy not to do that when your roommate had important exam tomorrow. Heck, Tsukishima had even courtesy not to bring anyone back to their apartment. Of course Oikawa fucking Tooru didn’t feel the same ethic like Tsukishima.
One time Tsukishima asked them why the heck didn’t Iwaizumi and Oikawa just move in together? Tooru said it was because their parents unfounded worry of unwanted pregnancy. Well, actually it wasn’t unfounded worry because with this rate of how much Iwaizumi and Oikawa fuck in a week, it was shocking they didn’t have twenty kids.
Kei tempted to bang his head on table but it would be counterproductive, so he did what he did the best, called Yamaguchi and bailed out . He picked up his book and went to coffee shop where Yamaguchi had waited. Kei grimaced when he realized he had to bleed more money. Damn it. Damn Oikawa and his hormone.
“Tsukki!” Yamaguchi had already seated in the corner. He waved his hand happily. Kei wondered why Yamaguchi wasn’t Omega? Comparing to Kei, Yamaguchi had more Omega’s traits, like tall but lean stature, freckles face and more demure and lovely attitude, but no.. Yamaguchi had to be Beta while Kei was a weird Omega.
“Once again I hear someone moans, I will commit murder.” He said.
Yamaguchi laughed, “Oikawa-san?”
“Yes! Who again?” Kei rubbed his head, “I have exam tomorrow and they don’t have courtesy to be silence.”
“Well, Aren’t your apartment’s wall quite thick?”
Kei rolled his eyes, “Yes, but not soundproof. I would’ve soundproofed it, but I can’t because I’m broke.” Kei opened his text book.
“At least Oikawa-san pays rent on time unlike you know who.”
Kei groaned, “Don’t remind me!” So Kei and Yamaguchi were roommates but Yamaguchi moved in with Yachi Hitoka six month ago, and no matter how asshole he was, he would never stand between Yamaguchi and Yachi. And before Oikawa, there was he who shall never be named Alpha moved in with Kei. Not only he didn’t pay rent on time but he had this notion that Kei wanted to bond with him.
Usually Kei was up to sex but not bonding. Heck Bonding was serious step, Bonding was for once in lifetime, Bonding meant Omega was tied down to one Alpha and bond removal would be hard if not impossible. Someone should shot Kei in the head before he did that voluntary.
“Well you just need to keep it up until you graduate.” Trust Yamaguchi to find silver lining in every situation.
“Which is 2 years again, not to count residency and all the crap I need to do before I got my PhD. God, I will be so broke until 30. Someone just please kill me now.” Kei wasn’t above complaining.
“Fortunately you are on scholarship right?”
“Yamaguchi shut up. Can you just be pessimist like me for a while?”
“Sorry Tsukki.” Yamaguchi apologized, a habit that he developed from their childhood. Yamaguchi cleared his throat, “How about I get you shortcake? Will it make your day better?” he offered.
Kei shrugged, “Sure.”
Yamaguchi stood and went to the cashier so Kei opened up his text book. He needed to ace this exam, well not only this exam but all of the exam. May be after that, he could work more hours to pay his rent.
“Here.” Yamaguchi put down shortcake and black coffee in front of him.
Kei frowned, “You don’t need to buy me coffee.”
“Well, you’ve worked hard today and will work hard tomorrow, a cup of coffee wouldn’t kill.” Yamaguchi sipped his own latte. Both of them knew Kei could save the money for rent and other things. Even he was on scholarship, he still needed to pay rent and daily necessities.
“Thanks,” Kei coughed up awkwardly. “I will give you and Yachi-san free consultation once I become doctor.”
Yamaguchi choked on his drink. “Tsukki!” he whined.
Kei got this tiny satisfaction from this. It wasn’t his fault that Yamaguchi flustered easily. And it wasn’t his fault that he studied became OB/GYN too.
“I think your first patient will be Oikawa-san.” Yamaguchi said after calming himself.
Kei snorted, “He won’t be. He will be pregnant before I graduate.”
“You know it’s still shocking that you want to be OB/GYN when actually you hate kids.”
“I did that because the money, Yamaguchi.” Kei waved his hand.
“Really? You can just choose another career but you choose OB/GYN. You must be feeling something about babies.”
“Yes, great annoyance, they are just screaming brat. Moreover, let me tell you this OB/GYN takes care of pregnant Omega, not the baby after it …” Kei corrected himself as soon as Yamaguchi glared the pronounce Kei used. “They were born.”
“Well, at least you feel something about pregnant Omega.” That was Yamaguchi. A man who always find sliver lining from all Kei’s negativity.
“Yeah, great pity. They must be having bit masochist tendencies to want something parasite like in their body.” Kei said.
“They love their babies.”
“May be they should love themselves more.” Kei mumbled. A blur memory flashed in Kei’s mind but he kept it at bay as soon as it appeared. Blood and blood everywhere.
Yamaguchi sighed, “You know Tsukki, You need to be more sympathetic toward pregnant omega after you get your degree got it? You will lose client if keep up this type of attitude.”
Kei snorted and gave his best smile, “Of course I will, Yamaguchi-san. I wouldn’t let your mate die bleeding on table because of my unwarranted maternal feeling toward your screaming bloody fetus.”
Yamaguchi let out a weird screeching sound like torn between laughing or groaning. Some might find Kei was very offensive but Yamaguchi was kinda get used to his sarcasm.
“God, you are hopeless.”
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