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Its a beautiful day outside....birds are singing. Flowers are blooming...shit wait wrong fandom.
* CLEARZZZZZ THROAAAAAT *
"F*CK I HATE MY LIFE HERE AT BLACK HAT MAAAAANIORRRR! IM SO EDGY AND OP I COULD JUUUST HAREM MY WAY OUTTA HERE SINCE EVERYONE LOVES MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UWU! .....But NAAAAAAAAAAAW! I aint no beta gamer! I need dat guuuuuuuuuuuuuud plot!"
* Black Hat YEEEEEEEETZ into de room all gowsty like*
Pointing at Hot Topic Hat Boi you scREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
"HOLY SHIT ITZ A RAT!"
Hot Topic Hat Boi becomes suuuupre evil mad thicccc and WOAH glowing red eYES! (Obviously pronounced E yes :P)
He angrily shouts.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME SLAVE!" Ya see our angsty lil Sir Topham Hatt is going through a faaaaze....he says 'it not a faze' though.
"Naw bowss! I wasn't talking about you!"
You quickly point at Rock Star Lizard who was conveniently eating in the corner of the room.
"DEMZ IS F*CKING VORING A RAT!!!"