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AUGUST 9, 2019
You created group “number neighborhood wassup”
You changed this group’s icon
You changed this group’s subject to “were number neighbors yall”
Richie: sup B)
207-xxx-1112: what the fuck
207-xxx-1112: who are u ppl
Richie: read the subject bro
Richie: were # neighbors
207-xxx-1115: You forgot the apostrophe.
207-xxx-1114: oh, is this that twitter thing???
207-xxx-1117: I thought you were only supposed to text one person tho?
Richie: thats boring i wanted a whole STREET
207-xxx-1114: why 7 tho
Richie: lucky number ig lmao
207-xxx-1116: uhh hi?? lmao
Richie: finally someone said it back
207-xxx-1113: do… do I know u people?
Richie: probably not if u dont recognize the #s lmao
Richie: hey can i learn ur names real quick so i can add yall to my contacts
207-xxx-1112: what the fuck no
207-xxx-1116: yeah why not my names bev
Richie: cool cool thx
Bev: wby??
Richie: my names richie lmao
207-xxx-1114: im mike :)
Richie: noted B)
207-xxx-1113: is that the only emoji u use
207-xxx-1113: also uh im bill
207-xxx-1117: im ben!
207-xxx-1112: wtf yall are just giving him ur names
207-xxx-1112: what if hes like a serial killer
Richie: I literally dont know any of u but go off ig -3-
Bill: I mean…
Bev: u could be a stalker
Mike: we do live in the same area after all…
Ben: suspicious
Richie: wait
Richie: no were just neighbors >:(
207-xxx-1112: we’re literally not we probably dont even live in the same state
207-xxx-1115: We all have the same area code.
207-xxx-1112: wait
207-xxx-1112: jesus christ im a dumbass
207-xxx-1112: time to move
Bev: SKSKSKSKSK
Richie: its okay neighbor im sure were all dumb B)
207-xxx-1112: fuck u dickwad im not dumb
Mike: you just said-
207-xxx-1112: also i have a name that’s not “neighbor” thank u
Bill: but we haven’t heard it
Richie: good point bill
Bill: thanks richie
Richie: Expose Urselves Pls
207-xxx-1115: If I state my name, can you please use proper grammar?
Richie: hmm maybe
207-xxx-1115: I’m Stan.
Richie: col thx mn
Stan: What the fuck
207-xxx-1112: fuck im the last one
Richie: now u have to oh mysterious one
Ben: yeah cmon! we’re all friends here :)
207-xxx-1112: I dont know any of u tf
Mike: do we seem that bad :(
207-xxx-1112: I mean
207-xxx-1112: not really i guess
Richie: come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
207-xxx-1112: ugh whatever ig if u were a serial killer u wouldve gotten me already
207-xxx-1112: im eddie
Richie: nice nice
Richie: welcome to the neighborhood eds B)
Eds: dont call me that