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One night when they were teenagers of oh say...18 and ⅛, Adora and Catra were awake and staring at each other. “Catra, we should totally have sex because we are both attracted to each other, are incredibly horny, and let’s face it, Kyle sucks at pleasuring a woman.”
“Ok, but what if we get caught? Remember that time we got caught going through Shadow Weaver’s drawer?” Catra asked.
-flashback 2 days ago-
“Catra! What are you doing?” Adora hissed.
Catra was rummaging through Shadow Weaver’s drawers, “Holy shit, Adora, I knew Shadow Weaver was crazy but,” she held a book out to Adora.
Adora took the book and glanced at the title, “Come See Me Eat Nipples: The Erotic Memoirs of Light Spinner.”
The cover of the book depicted Shadow Weaver wearing nothing but her trademark mask and a bikini. “AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!” Adora screamed whilst throwing the book away from her.
-end flashback-
“Ugh! Don’t remind me!” Catra snarled.
“But since we’re both horny I think we should give in to our desires,” Adora explained.
Catra cheered, and Adora proceeded to take off her clothes. Once she took off her pants and panties however, Catra’s face went white. “Adora, what the? What the fuck is that??”
Adora looked down at her genitalia. “It’s my genitalia, why?”
Catra could only stare in shock and horror at what was Adora’s genitalia. Emerging from her crotch was a human hand. It was a very large human hand and how Adora had managed to hide it would always remain a mystery. Catra herself was in such a state of shock that she wound up falling down the Fright Zone’s endless staircase.