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Rich walked into Michaels basement bedroom, ready to play some video games with his boi. He couldn't have prepared himself for what he saw...
Jeremy tied to the ceiling fan as Michael lost it below.
"What the fresh funky fuck ith going on here??"
"Oh hi Rich. Mikey bet me I couldn't go a week without p0rn so he(e)re we are."
"damn, i knew you were a horndog but i didn't realithe it wath tho bad."
SUDDENLY CHRISTINE RUNS IN, she throws a glass of holy water at Jeremy and screeches "CLEANSE YOURSELF OF YOUR SINS" Jeremy melts because thats how holy water works. Michael cries for his long lost lover and Rich goes home to make out with Jake.
The End