Work Text:
Funding Request:
-new violin bow
-new timpani
-ticket refunds for 193 audience members
-advertising costs for new orchestra members
-counselling for remaining orchestra members
Reason For Request:
The two women who jumped into the orchestra pit during last night's performance.
One started attacking the woodwind section
-violin bow snapped when she stabbed the second flautist with it
-this also made the flautist explode, somehow
The other kicked the lead violinist into the timpani
-this broke the timpani
She then attacked the violinist again
-he seems to have disappeared
Police are making inquiries, so far unsuccessfully.
I'd appreciate a quick response.