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Kidnapper-kun slid over to Hitoshi and put his arm over his shoulder "Hey how you doin lemme whisper in yo ear" he said. Hitsohi turned and waggled his eyebrows so hard they flew off his head and landed in Koneko-chans boobs. "Lets go dance." Hitoshi said and walked to the dance floor, Kidnapper-kun in follow. Hitoshi did the twerk towards Kiddnapper broskie and kidnapper-kun was like "yooooooooo" and he and Hitoshi did the do and it was radical. Then Hitoshi turned into a magical girl and rode off into the sunset on a magical flying and yodeling horse