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Class 1-A
March 15 Midoriya Izuku created this chat
Today, 2:45 am
Kaminari: who drank my last capri sun? i know one of you sickos did it
Iida: Kaminari, this group message is for important matters.
Kaminari: THIS IS IMPORTANT
Bakugou: can you both shut the fuck up, it’s fucking late
Kaminari: MAYBE IT WAS YOU
Kaminari: IT HAPPENED BETWEEN 1:02 AM AND 2:33 AM
Kaminari: IT’S STILL COLD AND IT'S HALF DRANK THE MONSTER ONLY HALF DRANK IT
Kaminari: THE OFFENDER SET IT DOWN ON THE COUNTER FOR A FEW MINUTES, MOST LIKELY TO TALK TO SOMEONE OR LOOK AT THEIR PHONE
Todoroki: When did Kaminari become a detective?
Kaminari: THIS IS IMPORTANT. MAYBE IT WAS YOU, TODOROKI
Bakugou: if you don’t shut the fuck up im going to buy a whole new pack, poke holes in them, and leave them outside your door. leaking.
Kaminari: THAT’S CRUEL EVEN FOR YOU
Kirishima: What’s going on!!!!! Do I need to fight someone!!!!!!!!!
Iida: Apparently someone has drank Kaminari’s last drink without asking.
Kaminari: KIRISHIMA BRO. MY CAPRI SUN.
Kirishima: BRO!!!
Kaminari: BROOOO
Bakugou Katsuki has left the group
Kaminari: he left because of the guilt
Midoriya Izuku has added Bakugou Katsuki to the group
Bakugou: I DIDNT DRINK YOUR FUCKING JUICE SHIT
Midoriya: can we all take a breath please?
Bakugou: SHUT THE FUCK UP DEKU
Midoriya: …
Todoroki: I think Midoriya is right. It is late. Kaminari, just ask again in the morning.
Kaminari: I have made a calculated mistake.
Iida: That does not make sense, Kaminari.
Bakugou: the fuck does that mean
Kaminari: ….. I ….. forgot I drank it.
Kirishima: I could’ve told you that, dude! I was talking to you while you were drinking it!!
Bakugou: are you fucking kidding me.. you’re such an idiot.
Midoriya: i’m glad it got all figured out. goodnight everyone!
Bakusquad
March 25 Kaminari Denki created this chat
Today, 3:02 AM
Bakugou: you two are going to pay for waking me up.
Kirishima: Kaminari had a dilemma! I couldn’t ignore my bro in distress!
Bakugou: shitty hair why are you even awake
Kaminari: HE HAS BRO SENSES
Kaminari: LIKE SPIDERMAN
Kirishima: …..maybe I am spiderman
Kaminari: BRO
Bakugou: spider-man isn’t real…
Bakugou: answer the question
Sero: Christ will you all just go to bed
Bakugou: NOW IM WIDE AWAKE BECAUSE OF THESE ASSHOLES
Kirishima: have you ever seen me and spider man in the same room?
Kirishima: I think you have your answer.
Kaminari: oh my god bro
Kaminari: he has a point mcsplodey
Bakugou: call me that again and i’ll throw you off the balcony
Kaminari: ANYWAY I can’t sleep and i really wanna capri sun
Sero: now I’m awake you fuckers. let’s go find a convenience store and hopefully not get caught breaking curfew for Kaminari’s stupidity.
Bakugou: i’m not getting fucking house arrest again. if I have to have fucking mineta looking down on me again, i’ll level this whole place with him in it
Kaminari: LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOO
Midoriya Izuku & Todoroki Shoto
Today, 3:02 AM
Midoriya: thank you for defending me, todoroki
Todoroki: No problem.
Todoroki: I think someone should.
Midoriya: yeah… it wasn’t too bad
Todoroki: Well, we should probably sleep now. Aizawa will not be happy with all of us acting like zombies tomorrow.
Midoriya: you’re right
Midoriya: sorry
Midoriya: goodnight (:
Midoriya: thank you again.. Sorry!
Todoroki: You don’t have to apologize. You’re not bothering me.
Todoroki: Goodnight.