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‘97 ftw
doubleb: us ‘97 liners are superior beings no printer just FAX
gyeom: whO TAUGHT YOU THAT JSJAKAJK
doubleb: WHO TAUGHT YOU KEYBOARD SMASH omg gaaaaaayyy
kookie: you literally cannot talk bambam
lalalalisa: mr. oooh felix’s freckles look so UWU
chris: wtf sTAY AWAY FROM MY AUSTRALIAN SON
rosie: OUR Australian son #AussieGANG
the8: he’s a literal baby bambam wtf
doubleb: YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES MAKING IT WEIRD I JUST THOUGHT HIS FRECKLES WERE CUTE
gyu: wow i had no idea you were pining after chans son
ballermina: for shame
doubleb: e tu Mina?!?!
actualgoddess: he is a ‘00 liner wow i had no idea you were into younger men
doubleb: E TU JIHYO WHY
actualgoddess: for wiping your greasy hands all over my hw
doubleb: THAT WAS SEOKMIN WTF
dokyeom: it was me sorry
actualgoddess: oh.....whoops
doubleb: i take it back you are all the worst
rosie: on to more important things who has B lunch today and can lend me money for extra fries
>>
“Yah, Park Chaeyoung!”
“Huh? Sorry unnie.”
“You wanted to be partners because of the so called Aussie gang but you haven’t even practiced your lines yet,” Jennie huffed.
“Aussie gang is a thing! There are a lot of us here! And don’t worry I love Ed Sheehan this’ll be easy!” Chaeyoung assured.
“There are literally only like four of us from Australia and we have to present in two days.”
“Exactly, so we gotta stick together! And stop worrying we’ve got this you’re good at everything and I’ve been practicing at home.”
Jennie just rolled her eyes.
Sometimes she regretted picking this particular vocal class. She thought experiencing a more folksy indie type of music scene would help her out vocally, and it did but the only person she was close-ish to was Chaeyoung but the girl was a little scattered.
She could sing like angel, but her self-proclaimed motto was ‘eat happily and wing it and sing it’ which didn’t really reassure Jennie when it came to projects but they hadn’t failed yet so she couldn’t really complain but she was going to anyways.
“Just make sure you actually practice and aren’t just sitting at home eating another tub of ice cream.”
“First of all, it was ONE time. Second of all, I ate it with Lisa. THIRD OF ALL, it’s lunch time so bye!”
Chaeyoung was already gathering her things when the bell rang and dashed out. Minghao could protest the inorganic, processed school lunch all he wanted but Chaeyoung lived for the spicy french fries.
>>
“I can’t believe you exposed me like that you traitor.”
“You’re the one pining after ‘00 liners.”
“I WAS NOT YOU-“
“Who has money for Chaeyoung this time I literally have like a single dollar to my name and I need that for dinner.”
It was lunch time and the famed ‘97 liners where gathered at their usual table, save for Chaeyoung who was still in line and Mingyu, Seokmin, and Minghao who had different lunch times.
“Wow, that’s so sad.” Mina said with no actual remorse. “Isn’t she your best friend Lisa?”
“I literally have like a dollar fifty in my bank account right now I had to call and tell them I’m aware I’m below the limit.”
“I literally just saw you buy a new makeup palette on your phone last period,” Yugyeom said.
“Which, coincidentally is the reason I don’t have money, I admit, but that’s besides the point because-“
“Lisa is FAKE,” BamBam yelled, laughing.
“Disappointed but not surprised.” Jihyo shook her head.
“WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN-“
“Guys!” Chaeyoung whined, plopping down next to Lisa. “The lunch lady said she won’t give me extras anymore because I’ll start getting fat!”
“What the hell,” Lisa said, shocked and hugging her best friend.
Jungkook frowned. “That’s so rude.”
“She’s just mad she’s not as cute as you,” Mina assured and Jihyo echoed her, but Chaeyoung sniffled.
“You don’t even ask for extras everyday that’s so messed up,” Yugyeom pouted.
“Here take my lunch, it’s gross today anyways. That lady should be glad someone enjoys her food in the first place don’t listen to her.” BamBam passed his tray to the girl.
“Are you sure?” She asked. “I don’t wanna take it if you’re actually gonna eat it the french fries are really good! They remind me a lot of the ones back home!”
“We must have really different homes.”
“That was shady as hell dude,” Jungkook laughed, but Chaeyoung was already eating.
“Speaking of, where’s your fellow Aussie?” BamBam asked.
Chaeyoung shrugged. “He said he was going to see someone about something.”
>>
“More.”
“What? Are you sure?”
“I’m sure Chan, trust me.”
“I don’t want to hurt you...”
“You won’t I’ve done this a thousand times.”
“Okay...” He pushed down and almost squeals when the girl beneath him let’s out a sigh at the crack of her spine.
“Noona, oh my god I can’t do this anymore.”
“I thought you were serious about this.“
“I was but your back just cracked and it sounded so gross and I don’t know how much more I can take.”
“You’re not the one being stretched out.”
“Yeah but I’m the one pushing you! And I can feel and hear everything, it’s weird!”
“What’s weird is this conversation, do you have any idea what it sounds like from behind this door?”
Chan does squeal this time, jumping back from the girl at his feet.
“Woojin?! What the hell, don’t do that!”
Woojin chuckles. “Hello Momo-noona.” He waves at the girl whos on the floor next to Chan, her legs spread wide and body pressed against the floor to stretch herself out.
Hirai Momo. One of many Japanese transfer students apart of the schools special program for scouting talent overseas.
And talented she was.
Momo has been dancing since she three or four and was considered one of the best dancers in the school.
“Ew, ew, stop I just heard your back crack again noona, stop!”
“What are you even doing here if you can’t handle stretching?” Woojin asks, embarrassed for his squeamish friend.
“I’m helping him with a routine for the upcoming showcase,” Momo says from the floor. “I just needed help stretching and I told him we’d see what we can come up with.”
“The showcase isn’t for another five months Chan.”
“I know but Felix gave me this great idea!”
“The kid with the freckles?”
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everything before 1998 was a mistake
ilikedark: i still don’t get the name
fixitfelix: bc minho-hyung was 1998 and the rest of us are ‘99-‘00
seungseung: so everything before minho-hyung is a mistake
yaknow: obviously i was the last good gift to this world
hanhan: if you say so
yaknow: bitCH
I.N: he’s just mad you wouldn’t share at lunch hyung
hyunjinyoung: e x p o s e d
hanhan: says the Park Jinyoung fanboy
I.N: r o a s t e d
hyunjinyoung: shut up yours is stupid too it’s just letters
ilikedark: aren’t all names just letters tho??
I.N: d o u b l e r o a s t
hyunjinyoung: STFU
yaknow: LANGUAGE
seungseung: how rude hyunjinnie
fixitfelix: pls stop i messaged to see if you guys would be ok with meeting up this weekend?
yaknow: kinda last minute felix
seungseung: hyung....it’s thursday....
yaknow: i’m a very busy man
hanhan: i tried video calling you the other day and you told me to fuck off bc you were eating ice cream and Scandal was getting good
I.N: E X P O S E D
yaknow: IS THAT ALL YOU KNOW HOW TO SAY JEONGIN
hyunjinyoung: pretty much he hasn’t developed a proper meme palette yet
ilikedark: that’s the worst thing i’ve ever read get out
fixitfelix: so yes??
I.N: yeah im free
hyunjinyoung: me too
ilikedark: i guess
seungseung: no problem yeah
hanhan: yup
yaknow: .....i’ll clear my schedule for you
felixthecat: <3 <3 <3
I.N: is it about the music thing you’ve been talking about hyung?
fixitfelix: yup, we might finally get a chance to do something real!!!! something like our seniors!!!
>>
oldies but GOLDIES
leeminmin: guys...do you ever feel really old?
suga: you literally named our chat oldies but goldies
sharkboi: and you literally tried getting a senior discount at a buffet the other day
markiepooh: you yelled at some ‘00 liners bc they were being ‘hooligans’
worldwidehansome: i told you we should’ve named the chat fine like wine but nooooooo
leeminmin: wow ok i just came for some SYMPATHY and i get attacked? my heart can’t handle this
wonho: maybe you feel old bc you keep acting like an 80yo grandma
anactualbear : which is funny bc your actually a 4yo
leeminmin: if i die of heartbreak i’m suing all of you
irene: i’m literally older than all of you I COULD BE YOUR GRANDMOTHER
leeminmin: pardon my french noona but BITCH WHERE
anactualbear: wow rude
wonho: no manners
sharkboi: no respect for his elders
worldwidehansome: noona can you believe this
markiepooh: kick him out noona
suga: he’s jealous of you noona
leeminmin: I HATE ALL OF YOU
irene: ....no comment
>>
“Unnie...not that I don’t enjoy being your partner but why are you in this class again?”
Why was she in this class? She had already taken a mandatory hip hop class so she really didn’t see the point of dumping her in another one.
“There was an error in the computers and instead of being an aid I got put in here.” Joohyun sighed. “Why are you in here Seulgi?”
The girl shrugged. “My trainer saw I had a space in my schedule so she said I should specifically take a rapping class to improve my rhythm.”
Truth be told, Seulgi only rapped when absolutely necessary. She was okay at it, in that she could do it but not come up with it. She didn’t really care for talking, much preferred the feelings she managed to radiate and messages she conveyed through dance. Talking wasn’t fun and stringing catchy lyrical beats with complex succinct sentences was even worse, rapping was just too much of a hassle when she knew she could get her point across better with her movements.
“Why didn’t they just change it?”
“The counselor was supposedly ‘swamped’ with course change requests and it was too late.”
“Well good thing you have the golden oldies to distract you?” Seulgi offered. “What are you guys talking about now?”
“Minhyuk thinks he’s getting old.”
Seulgi laughed. “Wasn’t he the one who named the chat?”
“Yeah, they started teasing him and calling him a grandma, so I told him I’m even older and could be his grandmother and he said bitch where.”
Seulgi was giggling, doubled over and unaware of the looks the other groups were giving them, particularly the big groups of boys. Irene just gave them all a look, staring back. Good thing people told her she was intimidating because it actually worked and they turned away looking embarrassed.
It was no secret that rapping was male-dominated, no matter where you went. There were only two rap-focused classes and in both there were only a handful of female students, despite the fact that one of the classes was taught by a female instructor. In Joohyun’s class alone there were only two other girls besides her and Seulgi and the other two girls were a lot younger.
“How did you respond to that?” Seulgi asked, still chuckling.
“I just said no comment. I’m definitely messing with him when I see him though.”
>>
“Fuck, oh my god I’m going to burst into literal flames.”
“What? Shut up you’re exaggerating.”
“I told you guys not to look over there!”
“She was laughing! I heard noise so I look, natural human response!”
“I can’t believe the actual god of the school just death stared us.”
“She did not death stare us Mingyu, stop it.”
“Cheol, I don’t know where you were looking, but she definitely did.”
“Hyung stop,” Seungcheol said, exasperated. Namjoon and Mingyu were right, but he was really trying to not panic. Bae freaking Joohyun, everyone’s crush and role model had just given them her infamous death look for staring at her friend.
“I don’t know how Mingyu was gonna burst into flames, that was the iciest death stare in the whole universe, I still have goosebumps!” Hoseok said, shivering.
“I know,” Namjoon said, wincing. “Shush though not too loud.”
“I really hope we don’t have a target on our backs after this,” Jooheon says from his spot next to a still shivering Hoseok.
“That’s what you all get for being nosy,” Changkyun hisses from across the table, glancing at Seulgi and Joohyun.
“You were already looking up liar!” Jooheon protested.
“I was already facing that way, so I couldn’t just turn away that’d be even worse!”
“Ahh! Stop!” Seungcheol says, trying to calm the two. One girl really shouldn’t be having this kind of effect on them, or anyone, but Bae Joohyun, better known by her stage name, Irene, was something else.
She hadn’t even graduated yet, but she’d been involved in plenty of modeling gigs, small acting roles, and even a couple of music videos as a dancer or actress. Coupled with the fact that she was breathtakingly beautiful to anyone with eyes, it’s easy to see how intimidating she could be.
Not to mention she had somehow amassed a cult following in and out of school, guys and girls alike adored her, teachers and students, everyone just loved her and although people close to her claim she’s really not that scary, outsiders can’t get past her quiet pensive demeanor.
“I’m more worried she was left with the wrong impression,” Namjoon says, distressed. “I don’t want her to think we don’t like her or her friend or worse, that we don’t want them in the class because we’re sexist or something.”
“Oh my god don’t even tell me that Namjoon-hyung, why would you say that I’d rather have thought she just thought we were staring at her friend because she was pretty or something,” Mingyu moaned, banging his head on the table.
“Mingyu you are literally a giant what’s wrong with you?”
“Yeah, I’m sure you can take her,” Jooheon teased, although he was also starting to worry.
“I would literally rather become a puddle than ever face her or her friend.”
>>
“Ah, Seulgi-unnie’s laugh is so cute, no?” Dahyun mused.
Her friend nodded. “Yeah, it’s a cute little giggle. She’s kinda like a teddy bear.”
“That’s weird but it fits.”
“That sounds like a good lyric kinda? Maybe switch the wording a bit?”
They’d been going at it for most of the class period, but the two girls hadn’t been able to come up with anything they thought was good enough. Dahyun hadn’t originally been interested in rapping, simply because she’d been told her perfect pitch would be ideal for singing, but she loved challenges so she enrolled in the class with Chaeyoung.
Chaeyoung meanwhile, enjoyed the genre and was okay with taking the mandatory class, but she hadn’t expected it to be such a challenge. So far they’d been spared the trouble of creating any complex beats (although some people did that part of the project too), but even just weaving words together was troublesome especially because she didn’t want to end up copying or overusing a concept or phrase.
She sighed. “Is it lunch time yet? I want to eat with Jennie-unnie already.”
“We don’t have the same lunch, remember? She’s texting us right now about how miserable she is.”
chaehyunjenoo
jenjen: pls tell me we get to eat together tomorrow
chichoochoo: haha you lonely without us?
memequeen: unnie misses us aww <3
chayyyee: aww we miss you too unnie!!
jenjen: stop being gross i’m just bored i’ve looked through my lines like 12 times already
memequeen: where are you sitting unnie?
jenjen: the same spot but it’s just empty without you fools
chayyyee: awww unnie <3
chichoochoo: everyone let’s savor this moment
jenjen: stop
memequeen: why don’t you sit with the other chaeyoung?
chayyyee: WHAT OTHER CHAEYOUNG
chichoochoo: the one she’s cheating on you with
memequeen: GASP
jenjen: what no stop it
chayyyee: I CANT BELIEVE THIS I GAVE YOU THE BEST 3 MINUTES OF MY LIFE JENNIE KIM
memequeen: THE BETRAYAL
chichoochoo: THE DISRESPECT
chayyyee: i can’t believe this......
jenjen: i change my mind the table is fine without you idiots
chichoochoo: don’t let her use the table to distract you REAL CHAEYOUNG
memequeen: THE ORIGINAL
jenjen: well guess what plot twist i am cheating on all of you and it’s with this table the table and i are happily married
now without all of you to bother us so suck on that hoes
chayyyee: as long as it isn’t the other Chaeyoung idc you can marry a chair for all I care
chichoochoo: who even is the other chaeyoung? lol
jenjen: i hate you you started this and don’t even know who she is
memequeen: hahaha she’s unnie’s partner in her indie music class for hippies or whatever it is
jenjen: it’s not for hippies shut up aren’t you in class?
chayyyee: yeah we’re bored too tho we can’t come up with any lyrics rn
chichoochoo: i’m not i’m hiding out in the bathroom because math is boring
memequeen: you’re my role model unnie
chayyyee: an inspiration to women everywhere
jenjen: go back to class you walnut
chichoochoo: fine
>>
“Taehyung, Jimin, Youngjae where is your partner?”
“She’s in the bathroom still, ma’am.” Jimin replies.
The teacher sighed. “Well she better hurry it on up, she’s missed most of class.”
“She will ma’am,” Taehyung says. It’s exactly what she wanted, although he wished she didn’t have to leave right before they were put together in groups to solve some overly-complicated equations.
Taehyung didn’t really understand why Jisoo would randomly leave during classes. The only class she never left in the middle of was lunch, if you could even call it a class, and actually when he thought about it she did move around a lot during lunch too. She was really lucky everyone liked her, even those who didn’t know her recognized her as a friendly face.
She was weird though. People talk about 4D personalities like they’re cute and endearing but Jisoo is just weird and loud sometimes. The first time he saw her she was trying to balance a water bottle on each shoulder and it worked until the infamous Youngjae cackle made her spill it all over the floor. Luckily the teacher liked her and forced Youngjae to clean it with her and thus a loud cackling 4D antics friendship bloomed.
“Hyung, tell her to come back I don’t understand any of this and she was the only one of us who took notes,” Youngjae whines.
“Hey! I took notes too!”
“GOOD notes Kim Taehyung, not notes where half of the paper is doodling puppies,” Jimin says pointedly.
“You know what-“
mAtH iS fOr CHuMps
chichoochoo: taehyung oppa is the lesson almost done? the bathroom is getting boring too
taetae: you’re in the bathroom?
chimchim: i thought you at least abandoned us to skip somewhere fun
actualsunshine: yeah what the heck come help us with this it’s so hard
chichoochoo: is the lesson almost done?
taetae: yeah we’re in our group rn but none of us know what to do
chimchim: bc you’re the only one who took good notes
actualsunshine: yeah taehyung-hyung just drew a bunch puppies on his papers
taetae: i’m sorry i wasn’t aware i was in presence of puppy haters what did puppies ever do to you
actualsunshine: first of all, that’s offensive of you to even say hyung you know i love my daughter second of all i love puppies how dare u
chichoochoo: yeah don’t come for my god daughters father you snake
chimchim: we’re literally sitting right next to each other wtf just look at each other
taetae: no
actualsunshine: no
chichoochoo: no
chimchim: jisoo wtf just pls come back and do this stuff so we can go to lunch already
chichoochoo: fine fine i’m coming someone took a horrible dump in here anyway knowing gosh darn well i was in here trying to avoid the horror that is math class
actualsunshine: ewww
chimchim: wow the audacity
taetae: speak normally what the fuck is gosh darn
chichoochoo: i have vocal training with the youngsters so the teacher said i have to stop cursing or she’ll make me jog around the room and do scales all period
actualsunshine: that is cruel and unusual wtf
chimchim: yeah that’s kinda extreme can’t you report that?
chichoochoo: the vocal instructor is my great aunt so no
taetae: rest in pieces kim jisoo
chichoochoo: it’s not my fault i’m with a bunch of babies!!!
actualsunshine: jisoo they’re not that young i’ve talked to some of them
chichoochoo: if you’re ‘98 and below you’re automatically a baby
taetae: that’s probably how jinyoung-hyung sees you
chimchim: who’s that?
taetae: the really hot guy who she did that big hosting thing with
chichoochoo: it was just hosting a local talent show and yeah he’s handsome af
chimchim: OHHHH is he the one who hangs out with Jaebum-hyung?
actualsunshine: you misspelled that jimin
chimchim: i didn’t?
actualsunshine: you meant to say Jaebum the finest man on the actual planet life and heart ruiner
taetae: your gay is showing youngjae
actualsunshine: well your asshole is showing rude
chichoochoo: ASHJKAGA THAT COULD HAVE BEEN WORDED BETTER YOUNGJAE
actualsunshine: WELL NOW YOUR GAY IS SHOWING SO SHUT UP
chichoochoo: oh? i wasn’t aware it was ever hidden?
taetae: jimin is in tears rn and the teacher just yelled at us hurry up and come back jisoo and youngjae we’ve told you a million times JUST ASK HIM OUT
actualsunshine: counter offer how bout i don’t?
chichoochoo: why not i mean you’re cute i can get jinyoung oppa to talk to him
actualsunshine: HOW ABOUT YOU DONT
taetae: you two are gonna be the reason we get extra hw if Jimin doesn’t stop laughing
actualsunshine: Jaebum-hyung is just so UGH i’ll stick with admiring from afar he’s way too cool
>>
“Where the fuck do you connect all of this?”
“Its labeled for a reason hyung...”
“Well hyung is just here because I’d rather yell at this than at Jackson for trying to kiss me for the millionth time.”
“Are you sure you two aren’t dating?”
“God no don’t even say that Hansol, he’s the clingiest person ever.”
“Says the one who pines after ‘the actual sun’ and gets jealous when other people get too close.”
Jaebum blushed. “Shut up Jihoon, you’re just mad you need Hyungwon’s long ass legs for this.”
Jihoon glared. He was indeed short and taking advantage of Hyungwon’s ‘long ass legs’ to connect all the music making equipment but no one was dumb enough to comment about his stature knowing full and well it didn’t stop him from fighting a man.
“Hansol aren’t you friends with Kim Taehyung?”
The brunette shook his head, grinning. “No, but Seungkwan is and and Kim Taehyung is friends with Youngjae.”
“Get me his number.”
“Don’t you dare Jihoon-“
“Please stop you’re all giving me a headache,” Hyungwon groans, fiddling with the connections. “You are the worst Jihoon.”
“Thank you,” he smirks. “Hansol I’m serious though I need Youngjae’s number I need his voice.”
“I’ll ask Seungkwan-“
“What the hell Jihoon NO I thought we were picking the singers together,” Jaebum protests.
If Jaebum knew taking this mandatory producers class was going to be even worse the second time around, he’d have just stuck to dance with Jinyoung and Jackson. At least they only ever bluffed about exposing his crush on the actual sunlight of this world Choi Youngjae.
He didn’t really know when he started liking the boy, but once he started he couldn’t control it. The boys cackling laugh was infectious and endearing, he had the fluffiest dark brown hair ever that Jaebum just wanted to run his fingers through and play with, and his smile was always wide and unapologetic and made Jaebum feel like he was literally being assaulted by gentle spring day. Simply
put, he was whipped but couldn’t even imagine confessing to the boy.
Jihoon shrugged. “I’ve had my eye on him since before we even started the project, his voice is unique and I like the way it sounds, sorry.”
“Can I pick Seungkwan?” Hansol asks. “He is literally Mariah Carrey, you’ve heard him.”
“Hmm, maybe, we’ll see how their voices sound together.”
“All of you stop getting ahead of yourselves, we’re barely on day three of this project,” Hyungwon says, still messing with a few wires.
“Yeah, so find another person Jihoon.”
“Yeah no, I like Youngjae and getting to see you squirm is just a plus.”
Jihoon is really a devil
>>
triple JX3
JB: is it wrong of me to say i want to stick lee jihoon in a trash can? is that short-phobic am i committing a hate crime?
park gae: wtf are you even talking about
wang gae: whos lee jihoon? is he really that short?
park gae: he’s in Jaebum’s music production class and kind of??
wang gae: why do you want to stick him in a trash can hyung?
JB: bc he wants to use Youngjae as a singer for our project
park gae: bitch i thought it was something important
wang gae: this is an opportunity!!! get your man hyung!!!!
JB: evERYONE THINKS WE’RE DATING JACKSON SO NO I CANT GET A MAN
wang gae: it’s not my fault people take handholding so seriously
park gae: you literally ran around the cafeteria trying to kiss him....
wang gae: PLATONIC KISSES ARE CUTE YOU GUYS ARE JUST MEAN AND HOMOPHOBIC
JB: you literally told me to get a man
park gae: i literally death glared everyone in class for you when you insisted on cuddling in front of them
wang gae: see platonic love between bros is cute and develops the friendship!!!! if you can’t hold my hand as a friend i can’t fuck with you
park gae: i literally held your hand all the way to the mcdonald’s the other day what are u talking about
JB: he’s high is what
park gae: probably it’s bc he hangs out too much with that jeonghan guy i can’t believe he never gets caught
wang gae: he doesn’t come to school high just goes home high
JB: that...doesn’t make sense...that’s worse
park gae: try having class with him he makes even less sense
JB: what are you two even doing i’m surprised you answered
wang gae: it’s an off day today, the teacher is sick and they couldn’t find anyone to sub last minute so we’re just lying around
park gae: i’m surprised they left us alone what with the people in here
JB: oh is that the ‘bad’ class?
wang gae: not bad, just loud
>>
“Do it again!!”
Sana sighs. She appreciated everyone thinking she’s cute, but this was getting old. “Really, again?”
“Yes!!!”
“Fine....Shy, shy, shy~!” She winks cutely.
Junhui squeals, jumping up and down like a kid. “Aaaah, so cute!!! That commercial is the best thing ever!”
“I regret it sometimes.”
“Aww why?”
“Because people like you make her do it all the time,” Minghao says.
“But it’s so cute!” Jun whines.
“Why don’t you do it then?”
“I will! Shy, shy, shy~!” Jun says, his voice sickeningly sweet but adorable as he winks.
“Look hyung is blushing.”
“S-Shut up!” Minghao stutters, face tinged a slight pink. Godamn Junhui.
“Ha, hyung likes Jun-hyung.”
“Channie, stop teasing our precious HaoHao.”
“Soonyoung-hyung I told you I hate that name.”
“But whyyy??? It’s so cute and it fits, you’re our little HaoHao!”
Ooh!” Jun says. “Hao, hao, hao~!” He winks at Minghao who at this point just wants the floor to swallow him.
Jun was older but only when he wanted to be, the guy was an actual toddler half the time. Soonyoung has so much energy it made Minghao’s eyes hurt, he could always tell when the older boy was going to work them to death or drag them all across town on ‘adventures’. And freaking Chan, he was supposed to be the youngest but that kid had no filter and no fear.
Right now Sana was the only sane one.
“Aaah, that’s so much cuter, I’m gonna start doing that version now. Hao, hao, hao~!” she grins at Minghao.
Never mind all his friends were the worst.
“Hao, hao, hao~!” Jun says again.
“Hao, hao, hao~!” Soonyoung copied.
Pretty soon all four of them were surrounding him doing their obnoxious pose with their stupid cat paws and dumb wink and it was insufferably cute and Minghao hated himself for finding it so, and hated all of them for torturing him.
He needs new friends.
>>
“They’re kind of loud.”
“They’re kind of funny though.”
“Go talk to them then.”
“No, I’m okay.”
“Ah you’re so cute and shy Tzu-tzu.”
The Taiwanese girl sighs. “Soonyoung-Unnie, please stop calling me that.”
“What about Zoom Zoom instead?” the girl next to her teases.
“That’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard,” Tzuyu says.
“Either Zoom Zoom or tzu-tzu, take your pick!” Sooyoung grins.
“Tzu-tzu is fine...”
“Aww Yeri came up with such a good nickname though!”
Tzuyu wasn’t quite sure how she ended up hanging around Sooyoung and Yerim. When she was transferred from Taiwan during the middle of the year, she wasn’t expecting to interact much with anyone. She’d always been shy and she had a habit of never lying so she wasn’t sure how well she’d do with people who’d already spent half their year together and made their own groups.
But somehow, she managed to fit in with Yeri, who introduced her to Sooyoung, who happened to be loved by the whole school, which now meant by association Tzuyu had grown to be ‘popular.’ Being shy and popular was weird for her because suddenly people wanted to be her friend, wanted her number, guys and girls even started confessing to her and made her a bit uncomfortable, although she admits she is flattered.
The feeling of being known just feels really weird for her still
>>
a squad or something
angelordevil: on a scale of wow rude to omg that’s awful how bad would it be if i put a tack on the teacher’s chair
dokyeom: omg what
woowoo : on a scale of detention to ur expelled for assault why would you want to do that
jeongyaaass: do it u coward
bunnyeon: omg is he mean to u or something?
josh: we watched incredibles 1 last night and he wants to see if he can do it like dash does
boobitch: i’m typing this as he’s sharpening the tack rn call the police
woowoo: we know we’re all in the same class?
wendy: jeongyeon get your brother
jeongyaaass: we’re COUSINS and idc let him do it and get in trouble it’ll be funny
boobitch: wow he really is about to willingly get expelled
wonwoo: for the glory of science
It really didn’t make sense why they were texting when they were all in the same room, but by now all of them had turned to Jeonghan, who was not so subtly playing with a sharp tack and smirking to himself.
The whole thing was a perfectly weird picture of a sadist at work, but Jeonghan wasn’t a sadist and he also hated working. He really was just doing it for the hell of it. That and the teacher had accused him of coming to his class high which was just offensive.
Moral of the story, don’t mess with Jeonghan but also know that the Incredibles is nothing like real life. He had barely started creeping towards the teachers desk when he was caught and the guy yelled at him and threatened detention.
Again.