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Naruto and ssekue awere at hte hiddne leaf gvillage and they were gonna hang out but then asaekuke showed up and he said “listen you fucking worthless sack of slime, im gonne pee on you” and nratuor said oh gof but sasuke thats posions and sasuke laughed as he took off his cargo shorts and revealed his 3 cm cock, adnd sekeske said “make it big or else i wil pee on you” and nartuto said ok but only because tyoure so hot. And then so sesku=rke had this cock thing sucked and then it got hard but it shrunk to 2cm it didnt GROW so the solid snake said hahahahahahahaha now i can pee on hyou because i have a retractable penis and naruto made ths scream face. You know the one. The painting, yeah that one. any wasy so susssk took out a fucking AK-47 and gunned down naruto’s pussy bitch attitude and then pushed him onto the ground and then began to pee, slowly but enough to make the ground melta round them. Nerto screamed because it was just. Way too hot. Like for real dude it was. Too much. Im nto even kidding like, he needs a hospital. This is serious. Get your fingers off your clit and your hands off your dick and call 911, you fucking animals.