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"But they're the Opposition. They're evil."
A polite cough. "Very possibly, Prime Minister."
"And yet somehow you're sure none of them are vampires?"
"Well, bearing in mind the –"
"Vampires are evil; the Opposition is evil… wouldn't it make sense for there to be overlap?"
"Err…"
"I'm thinking of installing glass ceilings in the Lower House, just to see who stops showing up on sunny days." She smiles, triumphantly. "That would probably get rid of at least half the Coalition."
"Well, you could do that, Prime Minister – if you were sure none of your own party would be affected."
"Ah…"