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June and Roxy go out for coffee.
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Vriska Serket is Too Good at Making Porn and its Horrible by HarryHinderson
Fandoms: Homestuck
14 Jun 2026
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Vriska Serket makes the most cinematic, self-serving porn in paradox space. Things quickly grow out of control from there.
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The year is 2022, on the day of Wednesday, April 13th.
Four kids play a game together on one young man’s birthday.
A story familiar, yet distorted in the Twilight Reverie.
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- Part 1 of Homestuck: HD
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John Egbert chooses the candy, and things seem perfect. Almost too perfect.
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(My take on the Homestuck Epilogues: Candy)
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- Part 3 of Sweet & Savory: An HS² AU
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aita for cheating on my wife in the next room over even though it's literally just on my phone? by avolitionist
Fandoms: Homestuck
01 Jun 2026
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picture this: we r in candy epilogues. john is supposed to be getting it on with roxy but he is having an anxiety attack and cant get it up. terezi vaguely helps him out. end of summary
CHAPTER 2 IS JUST AN SR ACCESSIBLE VERSION THIS IS A ONESHOT!!!!!!! OK bye
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They're so beautiful together. A masterful composition.
You're loved. You're wanted. Maybe even needed.
So why do you still just watch from the frame?
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- Part 2 of Everybody Knows John
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Minnie Ampora, the troll formerly known as Eridan, never expected to be revived. Neither did anyone else. Yet, when her other dead friends were revived on Earth-C, there she was, along for the ride.
As her former friends keep their eyes on her, can she make good on her desire to change and turn over a new leaf? And what on earth could have caused someone to be yanked from the dream bubbles back to the living world by accident?
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In Which John Egbert is Allowed to Feel Rage for Once in his Life by bewarethepurpleone
Fandoms: Homestuck
20 May 2026
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John stared at the eyeless muse, waiting for her to crack a joke or at least a smile. Something to let the poor kid know that this wasn't what was actually waiting for him--for all of them--so close to the end of the game. No such solace came, and a dull memory began to flicker in the back of the teenager's head, one that burned hot for just a moment before fading quietly into a migraine waiting to happen. A memory of himself and his ectobiological sister. And a movie he hadn't realized was as AWFUL as it was.
"So, is being a shitty writer a requirement for cherubs, or is it a family trait?"
The Heir of Breath is recruited by Alternate Calliope to help ensure Homestuck^2 never happens. The clearest way to make it work is to force the game to run a patch before its completion, but it will require a lot of work on John's end, and the results are something no one but Alt Calliope and her increasingly fed up editor could have expected. John has never felt closer to the Makaras, and as time goes on, the feelings start to be reciprocated.
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- Part 1 of Patchstuck
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In an alternate universe, the four Omega Kids play SBURB.
(Some of these tags won't apply right now, but they'll be added later on.)
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a snippet from roxy and johns relationship before he left. after a long day with having harry anderson out on the town, they converse honestly about a few things that have been on their minds before bed.
JOHN: but yeah. i guess what i was saying earlier was i never imagined harry could be…
JOHN: like. trans.
JOHN: but there’s always that possibility.
JOHN: i never would’ve considered thinking about that before.
ROXY: thats why we make a good team
ROXY: im ahead on this kinda thing B)
ROXY: but idk i guess i just wished i had a parent i could talk to about stuff like that that bothered me
ROXY: or any parent at all obvi
JOHN: …does that kind of stuff bother you?
ROXY: uh
JOHN: you just implied that it did.
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John and Dirk are definitely just bros. Nothing more to it than that.
Roxy thinks these boys are hilarious.
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Today felt exciting.
June was finally going to see Roxy again, not an ex, not a "divorce wife." Just Roxy. June's wife, at least in June's heart. It had been ages.
Two months, exactly. Ever since the transition started, fear had kept June at a distance, too scared to show up, too scared to talk.
June only spoke to Harry sometimes, and even then Harry always seemed to pull away. But today was supposed to be different like....
Special.
Or
June went to roxy house to meet her and Harry for a fun movie night however john heard something that made her... less
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-the fantabulously amorous blooming of June Egbert-
June struggles with change; which is unfortunate when you realize you're a trans woman, and falling in love with multiple of your best friends!
Follow along as June Egbert navigates her evolving self, blossoming romances, and the incredible journey of healing from trauma with those you love.
And maybe when all is said and done, she’ll finally be a little less of an oblivious gay mess
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A story about a girl, her father, and their struggle to connect with each other.
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John and Gamzee lovingly stalk one another. Things escalate very fast and people get hurt.
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John Egbert gets way more letters than expected on Valentine's Day.
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Did you like the epilogues? Did you /read/ the epilogues? Oh, neither? Well, here's something else that could've happened instead.
I basically took the parts I liked from each timeline, added some of my own stuff, and here we are! Probably best read if you've read the epilogues, but you're not gonna be lost either way.
Most of it is fairly PG, but I will be adding content warnings to specific chapters as they come up!
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Cuckolding turns threesome: Dave/Nepeta/Karkat, hilarity ensues
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tales of delirious authenticity
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Kanaya Maryam has many names on Earth C, Mother Maryam, the Sylph of Space, the sister of the first Mother Grub, the last Jade Daughter of the Lost mother, the Love of Light, Slayer of Hope's End, but one few have ever heard haunts her still. It was forgotten, none who knew it had any interest in speaking it, and she had thought the pain of it had long since left her in peace.
Now, she must face it, and confront the problems hiding parts of herself creates. For her, her people, and her family.