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This is a compendium of all the works from the Real Housewives of Baldur's Gate discord server!
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Astarion Ancunín is Hollyweald's most talented disaster—an actor whose scandals are legendary and whose ego is even bigger. When his latest meltdown threatens to end his career, his agent presents a solution: fake date Baldur's Gate sweetheart to rehabilitate his image.
What starts as a competitive game of public affection becomes something neither expected. Between red carpets and late-night diners, Oscar ceremonies and midnight confessions, two people who've forgotten how to be real discover that the best performances happen when you stop acting.
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Post Netherbrain, Astarion and Tinuviel are searching for a new home in the Underdark. Plans change though and sometimes you have to take advantage of being stuck in a cave with your vampire.
Title is from White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane
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Everything I Ask For (And Just a Little Bit More) by black_lodge
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
24 Apr 2025
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Astarion and Valora pamper life's complexities beneath the Baldurian Cherry Blossoms. Astarion grapples with his feelings regarding Valora and regarding his past, present, and future.
How strange it is, he thought, to feel anything at all.
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- Part 1 of Along the Costal Margin
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Why Must Things Change? by c_e_p
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Forgotten Realms (Roleplaying Game)
06 Apr 2026
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Prompt word/phrase: “Easter bunny”
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This was a tough one since Easter and the Easter Bunny do not exist in FR. However, apparently the Easter Bunny is derived from a 1680s German folk festival. So I used that and renamed it The Festival of the Hare.
I also like the idea of it being a sort of reverse Easter in the Christian sense. Instead of celebrating the resurrection of a deity it is celebrated to bring about the resurrection of a deity.
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- Part 20 of Prelude of a Springlady
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Come Visit For Tea by WildgroveGardens
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Forgotten Realms (Roleplaying Game)
06 Jun 2026
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Foxglove is invited to Shadowheart's little cottage beyond the border of Baldur's Gate for some tea.
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- Part 19 of Foxglove's Spring Memories