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#what_is_left
Party: so yeah um that’s what I meant..
Stardom: Fucking Christ.
That’s.
Loss: FUCKING INSANE????? WHAT THE FUCK???
Spirit: what the shit did I walk in on?
Party: Scroll up =m=’’’
Spirit: alr??
Spirit: what the FUCK.
Spite: NO BUT SERIOUSLY WTF.
Spirit: oh shit you’re back
Spite: I never left.
Spirit: oh you’re a lurker, alr.
Spite: aren’t you a little old to be using slang, gramps?
Spirit: WHO THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU CALLING GRAMPS YOU FUCK
Spite: is your eyesight going as well? Do you need me to repeat myself in larger text?
Spirit: who the fuck is this kid.
Spite: “Spite” you seriously need some glasses.
Spirit: no fuck this I have better conversations to be having
Horns: oh yeah? With who? Your twin?
Spirit: WHO THE FUCK PISSED IN YOUR COFFEE FFS DUDE.
Oh shit wait did a door just open?
Horns: I’m going to hold your hands when I tell you this
Doors,,, open.
Spirit: No shit, asshole. I’m literally in an empty void rn, there aren’t supposed to be doors.
Party: yeah I was about to say..
Spirit: WHO TF IS THAT??? HELLO???
Horns: huh??
Party: Spirit??? Are you alr?? What do you mean by that?? Wouldn’t it just be another dead person?
Spite: yeah, what the eldritch horror said.
Spirit: uh! Well! When we die here you keep your injuries and lose all your colours- but their like- Alive alive!!-
OH SHIT THEY’RE LOOKING FOR ME
Party: WHAT?? SPIRIT??
Horns: THIS BETTER NOT BE A FUCKING JOKE ARE YOU ALRIGHT.??
Spite: .
Yikes guess there’s one less guy
Horns: you cannot be serious rn.
Spite: why are you bitching?? I thought you didn’t like the guy?
Horns: I don’t, I’m allowed to be worried tho. What the fuck is wrong with you??
Spite: yo @everyone Spirits’ been ghostnapped or something
*several people are typing…
Canon: WGAT
Viewer: EXCUSE ME??
Crown: OH. Oh woah, they’re afterlife sounds different from mine but maybe they’re being revived?
Horns: .
What.
Crown: what?
Stardom: Backtrack, did you say Ghostnapped?
You can get kidnapped as a Ghost???
Spite: Spirit did.
Apparently
Stardom: what the fuck. What is wrong with you bro.
Horns: are we really going to pass over what Crown just said?
Spite: we’re a little busy with an actual problem
Horns: whatever.
Spite: weren’t you just concerned with that ghost guy?
Horns: I am but Crown just talked about revival, I think I’m allowed to be fucking confused about that. Cause that implies that they’ve either been dead or people just regularly come back to life.
Stardom: COUNTERPOINT, SPIRIT JUST GOT KIDNAPPED???
Crown: Ghostnapped!
Canon: yeah, hi! can we take this more seriously? Pretty please? <:)
ChatBox!!: [well this is interesting! :D]
Horns: oh great. They’re here again.
ChatBox!!: [I’m always watching :)]
ChatBox!!: [if I’m correct, it’d be… Pixi who’s picking up Spirit]
*several people are typing..
Crown: . Who?
Stardom: well that answers everything /sar
Horns: who tf is Pixi
Canon: HI WE STILL HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS? Oh dear god I’m the voice of reason.
Viewer: you absolutely should not be the voice of reason
But yeah uh, Pixi? I think I know them. Of them?
Horns: okay cool, who is that.
Viewer: uh, Record’s brother.
Horns: WHO’S RECORD.??
Crown: wiat like, Record as in like- RecordPlayer or?
Viewer: I think so?
Spirit: HI GUYS I’M OKAY I’M BACK
*several people are typing…
Viewer: oh thank void
Canon: OMV ARE YOU OKAY???
Spite: see!! The old man’s fine!
Horns: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT WHAT HAPPENED
Spirit: woah okay hi? I’m okay everything is okay!
So yeah a guy named Pixi showed up and took me to a theater room and I basically got a show of what was happening outside of my waiting room
Viewer: oh! That’s cool! I didn’t get that
Canon: ooo :0
Horns: alright then..? Right okay. Sure why not.
Spirit: yeah, well I’m going to be gone for a bit! I saw some shit and it’s
It’s kinda messed me up a little
Didn’t know I could still get more trauma but here we are
Viewer: shit… was it Red and Al? Those two never get along smh
Spirit: what? No they were getting along greatly?? That kinda confused me ngl
Viewer: WHAT
Canon: WOAH, YIPE??? POINT FOR FRIENDSHIP??
Crown: .AL…? AS IN… ALCREATE? PRIMEVAL?
Horns: what
Canon: okay well Alcreate yes, Primeval no?
Crown: oh my gods.. I’m going to start tweaking.
Spite: you stopped?
Crown: stfu you suck.
You guys are literally friends with a god in my world
. demigod? Angel? Whatever.
Horns: of fucking course you have gods
Crown: isn’t your break over.
Horns: wasn’t your life over.
Crown: I DIDN’T SAY THAT YOU FUCK
Horns: but am I wrong
Crown: .
Horns: right.
Stardom: topic guys, come on.
Spite: okay but what is the topic, the war vet is back and taking a break, topic closed
Crown: I’m fine if this chat just dies tbh
Horns: for once we agree
Wait no.
Stardom: yeah actually, Crown? I have a question
Crown: worrying but alright
Stardom: you said something about, uh
Horns: ‘replying to Crown “OH. Oh woah, th…”
What does this mean.
Crown: what part.
Stardom: the afterlife part, I assume, atleast that’s my question
Crown: oh
Yeah
Horns: yeah what
What the fuck do you mean by waht part
Crown: waht lol
Horns: I’m going to kill you.
Crown: bitchier men have tried.
Horns: YEAH BUT DID THEY SUCCEED???
Crown: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Horns: no fuck this.
Spite: ::popcorn::
Stardom: yo gimme some of that.
Mr.SunShine: ‘replying to Crown “you guys literally..”
Oh!! I’m A God!! :D!!
Crown: EXCUSE ME.
*several people are typing…
Horns: .
The more I learn about you people the less I want anything to do with you.
Stardom: yeah what Horns said.
Horns: still don’t know why that’s my name
Crown: maybe it’s to do with something you wear?
Cause I wear a crown and that’s my name in here
Horns: oh? Rare 5% brain power usage from Crown??
Crown: KYS.
Anyways.
Bro this kid is so annoying they wanna talk in this chat
Horns: ?? You find someone annoying?? Is it Spite??
Spite: are you stupid? I have my own account and I’m literally a universe away from that twat what are you talking about?
Horns: idk bro I’m just saying you’re annoying as shit.
Crown: nah bro I’m talking about the uh
Okay listen it sounds insane
Stardom: more insane then all of us being the same person?
Crown: fair point, oaky. I got a brain demon thing and he wants to talk to yall
Horns: what
Stardom: okay no you lost me.
Spite: oh okay you’re crazy crazy got it.
Crown: okay*
.
HEY OKAY LISTEN.
Horns: NAH. DUDE THAT’S LITERALLY INSANE. YOU’RE ACTUALLY INSANE??
Canon: woah!! That’s actually cool(?)
Crown: not cool
Canon: not cool!! Oh no :(
Crown: yeah this bitch is fucking annoying.
Horns: I find it hard to believe there’s anyone more annoying then Spite. Or you actually
Crown: firstly, fuck you. Secondly they are and his name is dickhead.
Horns: dickhead? Really?
Crown: they don’t deserve a real name.
Stardom: why don’t you just. Kill them? Or well- get rid of them? Make it look like an accident!
Crown: first of all I can’t kill them, he’s a demon. Secondly what. Kind of suggestion is that. hello??
Stardom: works for me.
Horns: lmao??? What??
Yeah alright.
Crown: You. WHAT.?
Horns: what the fuck are you talking about
Crown: Stardom just recommended killing someone and making it look like an accident and you’re just laughing about it???
Horns: yeah uh, cause I do that for a living actually.
Or something similar I suppose.
Crown:.
EXCUSE ME.?
Horns: what’s your problem?
Stardom: yeah I mean, look. I don’t do it often, but like, it’s necessary.
Crown: How. Explain to me how killing ANYONE. Is necessary.
Viewer: ‘replying to Crown “Stardom just recom..”
Crown, I don’t want to upset you but, you have killed people too.
Horns: oh would you look at that! Trying to be self righteous when you yourself are a murderer!
Crown: YEAH OKAY. WELL FIRST OF ALL YOU SHOULDN’T KNOW THAT. SECONDLY, THEN YOU WOULD KNOW I’M FUCKING TRYING. I’ MTRYING TO STOP AND GET BETTER YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES. THEY’RE LAUGHING ABOUT KILLING PEOPLE. YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKED UP THAT IS. THAT’S NOT.
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Horns: Are you done, or?
Stardom: yikes… wouldn’t have said anything if that was the reaction I was gonna get, jeez.
Horns: don’t feel bad they crashed out, that’s not our problem bro.
Stardom: oh! No I don’t feel bad, I don’t do that lol.
Viewer: you guys are really mean
Horns: okay hypocrite, you gave me that ammo and expected me not to use it? They were also being hypocritical.
Stardom: yeah I mean I was just giving an example.
Horns: you know what, I think you’re actually cool.
Stardom: aw, thank you <3