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bi-tch@pparker
just “adopted” cat, how long do we think until matt notices?
>pagesandpages@sufferingnotlawyer
what do you mean by “adopted”?? why is it in quotes, what’s going on peter???
>>bi-tch@pparker
don’t worry about it so much
>>>bi-tch@pparker
anywayyyyy what bets on it all????
>>>>idiot_one@reallygoodlawyer
Did you forget I follow you on Twitter?
>>>>>bi-tch@pparker
uhhhhhh i mean yeah i guess because I wasn’t expecting this…
>>>>>>idiot_one@reallygoodlawyer
Where did you get a cat?
>>>>>>>bi-tch@pparker
you don’t have to say it like that
>>>>>>>idiot_one@reallygoodlawyer
No, you’re telling me what is going on.
>>>>>>>>bi-tch@pparker
well… this stray cat has been following me around for the past couple of weeks and i got her all checked out so she isn’t someone elses sooooo
>>>>>>>>>bi-tch@pparker
can we keep her????
>>>>>>>>>>idiot_one@reallygoodlawyer
Did you truly get her checked out?
>>>>>>>>>>>bi-tch@pparker
YES me and gwen went togetherrrrr
>>>>>>>>>>>>idiot_one@reallygoodlawyer
Do you promise you’ll take care of her?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>bi-tch@pparker
yes yes yes EMRYS IS RISING BITCHES
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>idiot_one@reallygoodlawyer
Oh God you named her after that show.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bi-tch@pparker
well it was either that or concrete
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>idiot_one@reallygoodlawyer
Why would it be between that or concrete?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bi-tch@pparker
concrete seems like a good name
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h.osborn@harry_osborn
i now am the second father to a cat named emrys
>bi-tch@pparker
you love you 👿 admit it!!!!
>>h.osborn@harry_osborn
I mean, yeah, I love her a lot, but this is still a situation I can have fun with
>>>future-ceo@thebabysitter
and I am now the aunt to a beautiful little kittyyyy
>>>>BetterAvengers!@YoungAvengers
we’re also adopting emrys thank you very much
>>>>>bi-tch@pparker
she will have a very good extended family <3
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pagesandpages@sufferingnotlawyer
matt and foggy were fighting over which last name they would take, and how they were going to go about renaming NMP
>pagesandpages@sufferingnotlawyer
let it be said the firm’s name isn’t changing because its too iconic but foggy had to push for murdock because he said that “matt, you can’t give up you’re triple M status”
>>nodeathhere@exmerc<3
if matty were to change his name then they would be kicked from the club 😠
>>>bi-tch@pparker
alliteration gang rise up!!!
>>>>>nodeathhere@exmerc<3
:/
>>>>>>bi-tch@pparker
shut up shut up shut up i am part of the club
>>>>>>idiot_two@thehotlawyer
dont worry I made sure that they were still part of the alliteration gang
>>>>>>nodeathhere@exmerc<3
you’re doing the lords work
>>>>>>>idiot_two@thehotlawyer
also foggy murdock 😍
>>>>>>>>idiot_one@reallygoodlawyer
I love you too. ❤️
>>>>>>>>>idiot_two@thehotlawyer
awwwww <3 <3 <3
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bi-tch@pparker
had prom last niht wnna slep so tird
>h.osborn@harry_osborn
hey love, how about take a nap
>>bi-tch@pparker
noooooo not fair tht u arnt tired 😠 😠
>>>h.osborn@harry_osborn
because i wasn’t moshing for two hours yesterday
>>>>bi-tch@pparker
sooo mch funnnnn
>>>>>future-ceo@thebabysitter
@reallygoodlawyer @thehotlawyer come pick up your kid
>>>>>>idiot_one@reallygoodlawyer
He’s already at home resting.
>>>>>>>idiot_two@thehotlawyer
I meannnn that’s what happens when you stay out partying until 3
>>>>>>>>idiot_two@thehotlawyer
he’s in good hands though don’t worry
>>>>>>>>>bi-tch@pparker
it was until 2;30 tamk u vry much
>>>>>>>>>>h.osborn@harry_osborn
take some melatonin and sleep it off
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KB@youngerhawkeye
so many of the young avengers are graduating and i’m getting nostalgic :’)
>KB@youngerhawkeye
they’re all growing uppppp
>>C.Barton@ElderHawkeye
kate showing how much she cares online????
>>>KB@youngerhawkeye
they’re like babies?!??!
>>>>C.Barton@ElderHawkeye
most of them are literally 18 now I don’t think they really count as babies anymore
>>>>>KB@youngerhawkeye
you have no place to be saying that when you literally get so distraught at your kids growing up
>>>>>>C.Barton@ElderHawkeye
its also sort of different when they’re your own children
>>>>>>>KB@youngerhawkeye
i feel responsible for these kids
>>>>>>>>KB@youngerhawkeye
i’m one of the oldest people on the team
>>>>>>>>>>C.Barton@ElderHawkeye
awww you’re sentimental
>>>>>>>>>>>>KB@youngerhawkeye
yes, yes I am what are you going to do about it?????
>>>>>>>>>>>>>C.Barton@ElderHawkeye
keep poking fun at you because of it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>KB@youngerhawkeye
…..bitch
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potato-kid@IronLad
@spideyofficial MIT MIT MIT MIT
>webslinger@spideyofficial
MIT MIT MIT MIT >>webslinger@spideyofficial
(also why are we @ing the hero account?????)
>>>potato-kid@IronLad
(honestly its was the first one to pop up)
>>>>potato-kid@IronLad
we are going to be a powerhouse on campus i just know it
>>>>>>webslinger@spideyofficial
you know it <3
>>>>>>>>webslinger@spideyofficial
alsooooo @hobgoblin are you ready to move in together bb >:)
>>>>>>>>>>thebettergoblin@hobgobllin
oh you know it, we’re going to be living it upppp
>>>>>>>>>>>>webslinger@spideyofficial
its going to be amazing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>future-ceo@thebabysitter
all of you are going to be absolute menaces
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>webslinger@spideyofficial
we wouldn’t live any other way
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my school not allowing senior quotes anymore is actually horrible because i was waiting to read all of those and have the best time ever
i didn’t have any of that but mine would be “‘Do not go into that wormhole’ - Dr. Strange” it just feels right
>>KB@youngerhawkeye
they dont allow quotes anymore!!!!!
>>>KB@youngerhawkeye
mine was “they didn’t have a quizlet for this”
>>>>cass@Stature
hah losers don’t get quotes, i’m different, “quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own - Bo Burnham”
>>>>>BetterAvengers!@YoungAvengers
now i’m just annoyed i wasted mine being cheesy….
>>>>>>bi-tch@pparker
mine will probably start trending on twt in a bit, maybe like an hour since they just got passed out
>>>>>>>potato-kid@IronLad
what is that supposed to mean????
>>>>>>>>bi-tch@pparker
oh you know, just things
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CONFUSED-ERA@moonsandstars
I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING >CONFUSED-ERA@moonsandstars
ALL THESE MONTHS OF FOLLOWING JUMPTWT AND AVENGERS AND ASDGJKBU
>>CONFUSED-ERA@moonsandstars
WE WENT TO SCHOOL TOGETHER??!?!??!?!?
>>>CONFUSED-ERA@moonsandstars
#SPIDEYSSENIORQUOTE ahahhahshdhhahah
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TRENDING 1. #spideyseniorquote
Fans and supporters of Queen’s resident vigilante Spider-Man are losing their minds over a senior quote from a Midtown High School senior that appears to be calling himself Spider-Man.
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webslinger@spideyofficial
ha yeah this is funny
>bi-tch@pparker
we’re the same person
>>webslinger@spideyofficial
always have been
>>>bi-tch@pparker
always will be
>>>>webslinger@spideyofficial
and @T.Stark☑️
>>>>>bi-tch@pparker
I’m still not interested in being part of the avengers
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CONFUSED-ERA@moonsandstars
WAIT DOES THIS MEAN HARRY OSBORN IS HOBGOBLIN?!?!?!?!