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Eiko woke up after what felt like a sex marathon. Which was probably understating it, considering that she has just been pinned under the number five hero as their mutual boyfriend rearranged their guts until they were both dopey in the brain. Being the partner of Miruko and Midnight required a lot of stamina, and Eiko wasn’t sure she had what it took yet.
She yawned and rolled over, ready to give her twink of a boyfriend an eyeful and a morning shag before they and the other seven women in the room had to get moving for hero classes. But when she stretched her arms to ensnare Izuku in one of her rib-crushing hugs, her arms met empty air.
“Izuku?” Eiko moaned groggily, rubbing her eyes. The morning sun brought pain and annoyance as she realized that the blinds had been opened. She blinked, making out the blurry outline of her green-haired twink dress in something she thought he’d never wear in a million years.
“Is that… are you wearing kannushi robes?”
Izuku looked over his shoulder, giving Eiko a soft smile. “Yes, I am.”
He was dressed in the traditional long, flowing white robes of a Shinto priest, complete with an eboshi. Eiko blinked a few times, not understanding what was happening. Izuku noticed her confusion and a look of sorrow and regret washed over his face, increasing Eiko’s worry.
“I apologize, but I have found my calling.”
“What do you mean, calling?” Eiko asked a bit too quickly, worry seeping into her voice.
“I am a pious man, Eiko. I renounce the temptations of the flesh, and seek to offer my services to a higher power.”
“‘Renounce the temptations of the flesh,’ my ass!” Eiko snapped. “You were fucking me and Rumi like you wanted to give us children!”
“That was the past. I am changed now, and I will no longer participate in this debauchery.” Izuku stated simply. He gathered his things and turned towards the door, making Eiko’s heart lurch.
“Izuku, where are you going?”
“To Meiji Shrine, in Tokyo,” he replied without turning back. “I wish you a long and prosperous life.”
“Izuku, do not step out that door.”
“Goodbye, Eiko.”
“Izuku. Izuku!” Eiko screamed in terror. She threw the blankets off and charged after him, not caring if she was naked. She reached out to grab him as he stepped through the door, grabbing his robe and holding tight.
The robes collapsed into her arms, devoid of Izuku, leaving her alone with only regrets and the soul-crushing sorrow that followed as she fell to her knees, sobbing.
“IZUKUUUUUU!!!”
“Eiko? Eiko, wake up!”
The redheaded tomboy awoke with tears still fresh in her eyes. She clung desperately to Izuku, scared that he would disappear if she let him go. “Izuku?”
“I’m here,” he replied, wiping the tears from her eyes. “It’s okay. You’re safe.”
Eiko choked out a sob of relief and crushed Izuku in a full-body hug. “I-I had a horrible n-nightmare. Y-You d-decided to become a S-Shinto priest and b-became a p-prude!”
“A priest?”
“Y-Yeah! You swore an oath of celibacy and everything!”
“Uh, Kiri, I don’t mean to burst your bubble, but Shinto priests don’t take oaths of celibacy,” Mina interjected. “Besides, why would Midori want to give up this? He’s part of this big loving polycule!”
“While I think Mina is a bit out of line, she’s right,” Izuku agreed. “I’m not going anywhere. You’re my girlfriend, Eiko. I love you. And Mina, Tooru, Momo, Kyoka, Tsuyu, Himiko, Ochako, Rumi, and Nemuri. Not to mention my boss and Kacchan’s mom.”
“What was that last bit?” Mina asked.
“You’ll meet them later. The point is, I’ll be here. I’ll always be here.”
Eiko wept in Izuku’s grasp, tears of joy running down her face. “You better keep that promise.”
“I plan to.”
“Good.” Eiko growled playfully. She grappled Izuku to the bed and grinned at him ferally. “I hope you slept well, because I’m going to tire you out again!”
Her boyfriend’s scaroused squeal filled her with delight as she bore down on him like a hungry shark. The sound of sex began to fill the room, awakening the other girls, and their sexual appetites.
Mei Hatsume was hungry.
She hated being hungry. Eating was very inefficient for babymaking, especially if she had to cook something for herself. It was just so much easier to take food that happened to be near her, but Power Loader had made her promise that she wouldn’t do that again after the twentieth complaint of food thievery.
So that left her with only one option: ordering pizza from whatever this Pizza Thot place was.
Then she noticed the adult menu, and a light bulb flicked on above her head. A devious plan formed in her mind, and she ordered as quickly as she could. Once she had placed the online order, she set to work while she was waiting.
She hated waiting.
Izuku arrived to UA’s support course a half hour later. He stepped into the hallway with pizza in hand, approaching the workshop.
Of course, the second he raised his hand to knock on the door, it blew open and a pink-haired blur crashed into him at mach 10. As smoke filled the hallway, the blur refocused itself into a girl with pink dreadlocks, steampunk googles, and yellow eyes with crosshair pupils, which seemed to zoom in on him.
“Oh hey! You’re the pizza delivery guy!” She said nonchalantly. “Sorry about that, my baby isn’t quite ready for public testing yet.”
“Your what?”
“Baby. It’s what I build here at the support workshop!” She replied enthusiastically, pressing her chest closer to Izuku’s. “Here, let me show you!”
Without waiting for an answer, she dragged Izuku into the workshop. He stumbled along as the girl ran at top speed over to her bench, where she immediately stood him in a corner and launched into a business pitch.
“Are you a real hero?”
“Not yet? Training to be one.”
“Have you ever caught a bad guy, like a real supervillain?”
“Well, technically yes?”
“Have you ever tried to use Hatsume Industries support gear?”
“Nah, nah.”
“Alright! I can see that I, Mei Hatsume, will have to teach you how to use the new Villain Apprehension Net Intelligent Laser Launcher Array!”
“Wait, you mean VANILLA?”
“Yep! But before we begin, I wanted to ask you something. Are you okay with bondage?”
“Uh, sure?”
“Great!” Mei cheered. “I paid online, so we can get right to the good stuff, uh… what did you say your name was?”
“I didn’t. But it’s Izuku Midoriya.”
“Well, Midoriya, take off your clothes!”
“Okay… now what--”
Mei pressed a button, activating a machine next to her. It scanned Izuku and fired a shibari rope at him, which wove itself around his limbs and torso before dangling him six inches above the ground. It wasn’t an unpleasant feeling, but it was new and exciting.
“Holy shit,” he breathed. “Where did you learn to do this?!”
“My mom taught me! If this goes well I’ll introduce you to her!”
She tugged off her glove and began to lazily pump at Izuku’s length. Her other hand traced down his back and teased his muscles, sending shivers down his spine. “How does it feel, Midoriya?”
“Huh?”
“I tried my best to ensure that the shibari is firm, yet comfortable. I’ve tried it out on myself several times but my baby didn’t always cooperate. Is it too tight around your balls?” she asked, pumping faster.”
“N-No?”
“Okay, that’s good. I wasn’t sure the calibrations were correct. Otherwise, your genitals would have nasty rope burns.”
“What?!”
“You’re close, right? Now cum!”
Izuku was, in fact, teetering right on the edge. He came on Mei’s command,
“Anyway~!” Mei sang, moving on. She peeled herself out of her clothes, pulled down a panel to reveal a fairly clean bed, and pulled Izuku over it, pushing another button on VANILLA. The rope gently set Izuku down on the bed, dropping from the ceiling and repositioning him so that he was in a comfortable position for doggystyle.
She presented her backside to him, slowly backing onto his cock. “Ohhhh~ this is so much better than any of Mom’s books said it would be!”
Mei’s brain went into monkey mode as she bucked onto Izuku’s dick. She increased her speed faster and faster, moving with reckless abandon. Eventually, she hilted him within herself and screamed as she came on his member. “YOUR DICK IS AMAZING!”
“Uh…”
Mei released VANILLA, allowing Izuku to put his hands on her. He immediately went for her bountiful bosom, sinking his fingers into the soft flesh. Mei squealed with delight as he flipped her over and began pounding her in missionary.
“You’re bigger than any of the toys I built for myself! Will you be my boyfriend?”
“Uh, I have other girlfriends, and I’d have to ask them first, but don’t you think we’re moving a bit too fast?”
“Nope! Now cum inside me!”
Izuku erupted inside Mei, filling her depths with his seed. Mei also came on him, and they both basked in the afterglow, panting heavily.
“So, when came I meet your other girlfriends…?” Mei panted.
“Let me… see when the best time would be…” Izuku replied.
“Cool… maybe I’ll show them… VANILLA…”
“I’m sure they’d like that. Especially Nemuri.”
“Yeah…”
As the two laid there, they both wondered how in the world the events of the last hour had just occurred, but they decided not to worry about it and just enjoy each other’s company.